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General commentary on the silly gooses of sports. Run by @michelleym.bsky.social Newsletter: sillygooseboxscores.substack.com

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OH MY GOD!!!!
Brent Burns!?
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BarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Missing school to meet 87 = worth it 🙌 (📸: penguins /X)
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This past week's silliest gooses in sports include a goalie doing math homework for fun, NFL players wary of Australian wildlife, and bee attacks north of the border. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week’s Silliest Gooses in Sports, September 13
Fear of Australian wildlife, doing math homework for fun, basketball players being emo
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Anaheim Angels need to stop flirting with us.
Three baseball players make eyes at all of us
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I, like all sensible people, was mostly only watching the World Cup for Erling Haaland. He’s not in the final, so to make everyone feel better, I shared some of my favorite other silly gooses at the World Cup. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-sillie...
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The Silliest Gooses at the World Cup
Walmart deportees, Chili's enthusiasts, baseball stadium invaders
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you want to be an intimidating force on the pitch, it's easy: No in-flight movies or snacks.
Erling Haaland post about raw dogging a 7-hour flight
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Elvis?
German fan in wig striped like the German flag and oversize gold Elvis glasses in the crowd
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/06/2026
A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tbh I like him
"Literally nobody likes you." -Austin Hedges to his former teammate Josh Naylor
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This past week in sports was packed with the silliness. There was dog frankfurter longing, pitchers taking flight and/or ice dancing, WNBA sibling fights on social media, and an enigmatic World Cup Viking. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, June 28
Gigantic goofy footballers, jealous dogs, pitchers flying through the air
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Jordan Staal winning championships 17 years apart should inspire any of us who haven't done anything important since the late aughts. We still have time to acquire cool cups. #stanleycupfinals
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
if Seth Jarvis' friends don't get their own rings, the NHL needs to sit in the corner and think about what they've done. #stanleycupfinals
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one
Instagram screenshot of Cookie Monster trying to eat the NBA championship trophy
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I need Brandon Bussi in my doorway during spider season. #stanleycupfinals
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Baseball Enthusiast @iluvbaseball.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, but remember when Reggie Jackson tried to assassinate the queen?
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This funny and well written newsletter suggests that politicians throwing hockey pucks around all willy-nilly to get votes would be silly, but I'm kind of ready for it?
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Michael McGreevy and José Fermín living their best lives on the Cardinals Instagram a few days ago. The kind of slide technique we really want to see.
One Cardinals player says "WEEEEE" as he goes down a slide, another gets to the bottom and says that was not smooth
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This past week in sports, baseball players giggled and wiped out on playground slides, the NBA Finals had some book club drama, and a WNBA rookie got a pep talk with brownies. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, Jun 7
Teammate book club fights, baked goods hype women, fully grown men gleefully using slides
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Awww, this post-game stuff is making me cry so much, I need a Royale Tiger Towel paper towel. #PWHL #Victoire
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rob Pizzo is the cutest rinkside reporter. Sorry, Kevin Gorg. #PWHL
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! 🏆 THE FIRST CANADIAN TEAM TO EVER DO SO 🇨🇦 #PWHL
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The other leagues wish they were this adorable. #PWHL
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The PMHL won't be as exciting after this, but I guess we'll watch the conference finals anyway. #PWHL #WalterCupFinals
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Petition to bring back the phrase "totes adorbs" because it's the only proper way to describe the Desbiens family. #WalterCupFinals #PWHL
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ah, my plans for Quebec hockey domination are coming along nicely. #StanleyCupPlayoffs #WalterCupPlayoffs
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This past week's silliest gooses in sports included a Spurs player beefing up his resume to include interpreter, a WNBA star's daughter stealing her Mother's Day flowers, & an adorable story about a whale creeper who plays for the Colorado Avalanche. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, May 16
Whales playing hockey, NBA players working double time as translators, and a WNBA flower crime wave
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I want the Victoire and the Canadiens to win both cups so French-Canadians can lord their superiority over the rest of us, but awww, Ottawa. Nice one. #WalterCupFinals #PWHL
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I usually write about whatever the #mnwild are doing in my weekly newsletter. The Wild social admin had better follow Zuccarello and Kaprizov around for the next four months. I'm not prepared to work harder.
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Now a 41-year-old man has an assist. Take that, youths who can eat tasty things after 5 p.m.! #mnwild #avalanche
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A 38-year-old man has two goals in this #mnwild / Avs game, in case any of my fellow 80s babies can read this without putting on glasses first.
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
*googles "voodoo to help two brothers win the Stanley Cup together"* #mnwild
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
George Kittle with the whole nine yards after spider catch.
George Kittle tweets about saving his wife from a spider
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I know his brand is to be very serious and intense, but this video is very cute. It rules that Josh Naylor is a Mariner.
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We think Naylz likes it 😃
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Randy Arozarena congratulating himself for his excellent ABS challenge will live in my mind rent free for the foreseeable future
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
At a recent press conference, Nathan MacKinnon was waxing poetic about Gabriel Landeskog, how much he means to the team, how he's a good friend, etc. The whole time, Landeskog was looking like this. And then he said that was enough. Even world class athletes don't know what do with compliments.
Gabriel Landeskog looks disgusted
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Craig Albernaz 😂 Foul ball came his way, and of course he had an incident earlier this year as well … so the former catcher donned catcher gear Baseball is the best
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"I'm not a hero, I'm just me. I'm just a goofy goalie who tries to stop pucks". Never change, Jakub Dobes 😂 #StanleyCup 🎥: /Sportsnet
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Braves OF Eli White partially embedded face first in the outfield wall padding after making a running catch, ball visible in the webbing of his glove
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Paunchy, balding starting pitchers who rely on guile, k-y jelly and emery boards, throw too many pitches and go the distance scattering 11 hits while striking out one with a fastball that couldn’t break glass
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Flau'jae Johnson making all of us 30-somethings feel youthful enough to WNBA rookies, too.
Flau'jae Johnson explains why 30 isn't old
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In this week's silly gooses in sports newsletter, Davis Schneider shares the important info about his poop schedule, Juraj Slafkovsky insists he's too dumb to be harmed on the ice, and Flau'jae Johnson does some girl math we can all feel good about. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, May 9
Superstitious poops, amorphous blobs on the ice, girl math on why 30 isn't old
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This past week's silliest gooses in sports include Zoe Boyd, who returned thirsty tweets with a little bit of her own thirst, a small Philly child heckling Penguins, and an MLB player letting us in on the secret home run-hitting power of quesadillas sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports: May 3
Chirping cats and kids, snoozing coaches, performance-enhancing quesadillas
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In this week's silly goose newsletter, we've got it all: Pranks both solved and unsolved, a new label for Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith, and a WNBA draftee's family both laughing and sobbing. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, April 18
Pranks galore, goalie jazz trios, and crying brothers at the WNBA draft
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hey @michelleym.bsky.social , your @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social road show made it to San Diego!
Silly Goose on the Loose tire cover
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Queens U. of Charlotte (where my wife got her master's and still does some work) just made March Madness so I looked up their basketball coach (Grant Leonard) and this was the first image:
Grant Leonard wearing a Christmas sweater that says GANGSTA WRAPPER
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Despite the loss, Queens' HC Grant Leonard always has style 🔥 #MarchMadness
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I absolutely did. This is incredible.
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
People talk about how they want Billy Crystal's sweater in When Harry Met Sally, but they're sleeping on the true king of the knit, Queens University of Charlotte head coach Grant Leonard.
Queens University of Charlotte head coach Grant Leonard wears an assortment of fashionable holiday sweaters
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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tyler Glasnow isn't keeping quiet about the forgotten Jonas Brother... Kyle.
Tyler Glasnow looks confused and says, "Kyle?"
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