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Michael Weis

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 3h
Pop pop.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 8h
This article (and Slade's book) are fan fiction. Trumpism isn't a break from Reaganism, it's the intended result, a gov't by, for, and of corruption, lawlessness, racism, and misogyny. That's why Reaganites with power—Thomas, Alito, Kennedy, McConnell—worked hard to empower and entrench Trumpism.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 9h
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 18h
You corrected yourself while I was writing.
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Alexander Reid Ross @areidross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the tankies participated in this child abuse, using the forced testimony of an adolescent chemical weapons victim not only as exculpatory evidence for the Assad regime but as implicating humanitarians in a vast conspiracy to stage "false flags." observer.co.uk/news/interna...
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At 11 he was forced to lie about Assad’s chlorine attack....
After a video showed Hassan Diab in the aftermath of a chemical attack on Douma, Syria and Russia pushed him to call it a fiction. Eight years later, he and his family finally feel safe enough to spea...
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vs. No you don't.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first rule of Book Club is that no one talks about the club.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's too niche.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isaac is gonna serenade this one.
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are you in Atlanta?
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Leroy Jenkins of squirrels.
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hawks
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/Rl8cu...
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The Peacock Has Entered His Villain Era.#peacock #peacocks #birds #wildlife #wildanimals #animals
YouTube video by Windypaws
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Noah Weinberger @noahweinberger2003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bruh
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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of the 7 men on the Joint Chiefs in Nov 2024, 1 was bald, 2 were bald on top, 1 was balding. Of the 8 men in Sept 2025, 2 were bald on top, 2 were balding. In Jan 2026, not one was bald or bald on top, 2 were balding, and of those 2, Hegseth has since fired 1 of them. So, no beardos or baldies.
Photos of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff - 2024, 2025, and January 2026
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Tomlin made Inner Harbor, Baltimore in Minecraft. I'm not gonna say he was in the mind prison, but-
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to read it thrice cuz I read it like he announced his gender.
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's probably talking about the woman who survived the "lethal" injections.
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RockLion🌎☮💙 @jduke77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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RORY @rorythereddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finley only runs the house because I let him. #DogsOfBluesky #LifeWith2Dogs 
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chuck Grassley also did not share the texts with Democratic senators before the hearing, breaking protocol.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two of the world’s largest pine cones. A heavy Coulter pine (Pinus coulteri, left/taller) and a long sugar pine (Pinus lambertiana, right/shorter. IG: @bigtreehunters www.instagram.com/bigtreehunte...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So you're saying that you too were not at the Atlanta Hawks game?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is on The Charlie Kirk Show (yes it's still called that) -- and believe it or not, hosts are pretending he owned Smith with his embarrassingly botched gotcha "You caught him in this NBA game too in Atlanta" "Yeah," Schmitt says There's no mention that Schmitt had all his facts wrong
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The teams were wrong. The leagues were wrong. The gender of the players was wrong. The states the teams were from were wrong. The place the game was played was wrong. The imagined reason for attending the game was wrong.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
where there’s a whale there’s a way?
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Michael Weis @michaelweis89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So ... cheetahs are the drag racers of Africa.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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