mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cool idea. ~1,800 likes to go. I don’t think my bracket will be the winner. 010
Reposted by mike tooleAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2635209975728
Reposted by mike tooleDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now this is my kind of foreshadowing 511797249
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I believe the word he was looking for was “negatively” instead of “directly.” 030
Reposted by mike toolemike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Not as funny as the rest, but this one has always been a personal favorite. 0442
Reposted by mike tooleBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474793954
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two of my favorite follows on here, both doing equally important work (not sarcasm). @kleinman.bsky.social @briancgrubb.bsky.social 010
Reposted by mike tooleWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce 12935001234
Reposted by mike tooleTurp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Coyote vs. Acme is a very fun time at the movies. Wasn’t sure how my daughter would feel about it since her Looney Tunes exposure is limited, but she enjoyed it. Anyway, go see it in a theater. 020
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Turns out we’ve been doing social media all wrong and we should have just been posting Dolly Parton clips all this time. 010
Reposted by mike toolePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone. 570592102
Reposted by mike tooleAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121535979
Reposted by mike toolePeople Magazine @people.com · 25/08/2026🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty 13645662109
Reposted by mike tooleRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The residents of Gary have been without electricity for 2 weeks and their lieutenant governor is tweeting this: 782181795
Reposted by mike tooleSir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“‘He would get in trouble and just—nothing ever seemed to happen,’ a former Shaker Heights High School classmate and baseball teammate of Miller’s told Politico in 2021 for a story that documented no fewer than four arrests between ages 18 and 22 on criminal charges…” prospect.org/2026/08/11/m...prospect.orgMax Miller’s Endless Wars - The American ProspectThe Ohio congressman fabricated a wild story of death threats on Interstate 90 and casually destroyed the life of a constituent. It’s one of many accusations Miller, now facing a spousal abuse scandal... 52562164
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. D.J. #2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? 000
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. D.J. #2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? 000
Reposted by mike tooleandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment 3561661275
Reposted by mike tooleryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...inverse.comThe adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photosNearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told. 453087784
Reposted by mike tooleChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter. 883146603388
Reposted by mike toolethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026this was the rehearsal show for the Carnegie Hall Sinead & Shane benefit. few musicians so generous with their spirit. youtu.be/QwwZXtf4oHI?...youtu.beA Man You Dont Meet Everyday - Glen Hansard (Pogues cover)YouTube video by dagalagas 340775
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Confirmed I got the lettuce diarrhea, which in a way was a relief to know, because otherwise I was just a diarrhea guy. 041
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Me when I did the math backwards from September 27 010
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Looking very bloated sir. They’re saying they’ve never seen someone so bloated. 010
Reposted by mike tooleProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal. 277161164987
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Man who goes to the barber and asks for the “sex offender” has some thoughts about the most famous one. 000
Reposted by mike tooleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is you in meta’s pervert glasses 465029844
Reposted by mike tooleAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hope the college students who protested the US-funded massacre of Palestinian civilians, while being vilified by their universities and politicians and even the president, understand that they are actually having an impact, just much slower than they hoped 393532742
Reposted by mike tooleAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134574701
Reposted by mike tooleGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/07/2026there are very few jobs in the world where you can disappear for weeks without providing an explanation, and "member of congress" should not be one of them, imo 8458061091
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hearing unconfirmed reports that Tilly Norwood has fallen to her death off of the Eiffel Tower in the Metaverse. RIP. 030
mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They have to add more stoppage time because of the altitude. 062
Reposted by mike tooleNicholas Handler @nicholashandler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic. 321945422
Reposted by mike tooleDavid Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026See, the plan is, you put 1,000 foreign women who all got pregnant at the same time on a hospital ship, and you do that 1,000 times, and then you wait 18 years, and then you move all the babies to Wyoming, and you win a House seat. 1382625412
Reposted by mike tooleCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com 149578692943
Reposted by mike tooleJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/07/2026LOL. Randy Arozarena used up both Mariners ABS challenges during the same at-bat... in the 1st inning! 815725
Reposted by mike tooleAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 01/07/2026Why are the Trump administration's 250th celebrations so feeble? Because it's hard to celebrate the ideals of the Declaration of Independence if you don't believe in them www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comBlood and Soil Aren’t What Binds America TogetherIf you don’t believe in the ideals of the Declaration of Independence, celebrating it is difficult. 381307379
Reposted by mike tooleKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is bone-chilling. A conservative hedge fund manager wants to require little girls to pass genital inspections for their “safety.” And it’s only for girls’ sports. There’s a clear link between transphobia and child sexual abuse. 19556132217
Reposted by mike tooleStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Cool that James Madison envisioned everyone having a rocket launcher but the authors of the 14th amendment explicitly stating their intentions doesn't count for some reason. 181618360
Reposted by mike tooleJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/06/2026TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207... 472120613793
