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St. Louisan Public defender Socialist Human husband/Cat father Just some guy He/him Co-host of Here's a Guy: open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3…

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
im the one who keeps bringing the birds into home depot
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Step 1: Turnstile on SNL Step 2: Drain on SNL Step 3: Knocked Loose on SNL Step 4: Peeling Flesh on SNL
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sports months, ranked: October June November May March April September January December February August July
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm usually not big on Philly sports fans' histrionics, but this one is indeed quite the disgraceful performance by the Eagles
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had intended to put up Halloween decorations today but I jammed my toes on a chair leg while going to flip over a record and it hurts to stand for too long. That's about as precise of a Turp problem as I can think of
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lincoln Riley, USC, and their fans becoming the villains of college football this year is about as deserved of an arc as it gets. One of the most gutless coaches in the country and the rest gladly fall in line
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christ almighty that Madden movie looks awful
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is disgraceful on twitch's part no matter what, but especially so if this is due to them making fun of numbnuts Dan Gheesling doing a US Army sponsorship
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My only thought on the Massachusetts masked lesbian bar debacle is that I'm imagining a Bar Rescue episode where Jon Taffer is on the side of the angry patrons
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 21/09/2026
the key to becoming a functional person is to realize that you should just never worry about anything this kind of person thinks you should worry about. "am I a transplant? am I COLONIZING the neighborhood? do I appropriately catalog my privilege" just don't do it. don't give a shit
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fantasy football bros love to act like leagues with less than 12 members are illegitimate, yet in my 12 person league I had JSN but still lost to a guy who left 2 injured players in his lineup
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh for god's sakes
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember a year or so ago on Bluesky when there were people who would accuse you of things if you didn't believe that Carlie Irsay-Gordon is a genius
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everything in life is misery
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An interesting myth that I and a lot of other people believed in pre-season is that the Chargers offense is loaded with weapons
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my bitchiest opinions is that if your band name is intentionally all lowercase letters and/or has needless punctuation, that's strike one in my book
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All time hilarious ending in NC St/Vanderbilt
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another reminder in case you regret jumping over to this site. On twitter, the new discovery of an adorable species of South American wild cat appears to have made lots of people extremely angry for a variety of reasons. And if you see one such post, you will immediately be recommended 10 more
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The good news is that an orb weaver spider has taken up residence by my back porch and has been spinning beautiful majestic webs. The bad news is that their supports stretch across the path I walk to get to my car so I keep accidentally knocking them down
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a great point if you ignore the many instances in which it isn't true
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
99.8 MPH throw vs. 30.3 ft/sec sprint speed ... Masyn Winn showed off his arm with the game on the line 💪 (MLB x @GoogleCloud)
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I, an Oregon fan, do a podcast with an Ohio State fan and a Colts fan. I wonder what we're gonna be talking about this week
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To rub salt in the wound, I thought of a perfect dril tweet for this sports day and apparently it's been deleted
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A good lesson in always seeing the bigger picture. I complained when my wife scheduled yet another weekend with my in-laws for us. But it ended up saving me from having to watch that Oregon performance
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Inequality Media @inequalitymedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump's massive surveillance state and attacks on our civil liberties wouldn't have been possible without the PATRIOT Act. Watch this prescient warning from Russ Feingold, the only Senator to vote against its passage after 9/11.
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone who is too old or too young to have read Calvin and Hobbes is completely deranged
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nobody in my tiny hometown was deluded enough to think we'd be targeted. But what I do remember that afternoon was the line of cars to buy gas before the price went up stretched the entire length of town
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think if you explained the concept of the now you see me movies I would become increasingly angry and hostile to the point of one of us needing to leave
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What awful news to start the day with. Every Time I Die were right up there with the best heavy bands of this era www.tmz.com/2026/09/06/a...
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AEW Wrestler Andy Williams Dead at 48
Andy Williams -- a professional AEW wrestler known as "The Butcher," died Saturday after experiencing a medical emergency during a tag team match in Pennsylvania, according to authorities.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's an all time historic controversial football moment
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The coaching situation is one thing but Michigan's biggest problem was always going to be that Bryce Underwood might just be bad
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, this one time I will hand it to the Cardinals
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man we really gotta stop scheduling Boise State
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Cardinals announcers torch umpire over ridiculous power trip
Baseball umpires could be known to sometimes have some control issues, but rarely has it ever been taken to the level that Doug Eddings took it on Friday night when the St. Louis Cardinals visited the Colorado Rockies. Eddings stopped play in the sixth inning when he appeared to tell Hancel Rincón, making his Major…
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The more obnoxious reaction you see elsewhere on the Mayich story is doubt that the workout occurred that way because the family attorney is putting this out there seeking a big payday. Do people realize that plaintiff's attorneys do quite often represent clients who have legitimate grievances?
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My post about the Matthew Mayich story got passed around quite a bit yesterday, and I love the people whose first response has been to try and make sure that the United States military does not have their reputation impugned in the whole thing
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Give me a fuckin break
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Colorado/Georgia Tech is an affront to the sport of football
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers/UMass is one of the funniest football games in quite some time
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
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ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brycen "Coughing Baby" Mautz
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