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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool idea. ~1,800 likes to go. I don’t think my bracket will be the winner.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Wokes
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey thanks for posting here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe the word he was looking for was “negatively” instead of “directly.”
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Conner O’Malley tweet: I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Not as funny as the rest, but this one has always been a personal favorite.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two of my favorite follows on here, both doing equally important work (not sarcasm). @kleinman.bsky.social @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com
ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is a very fun time at the movies. Wasn’t sure how my daughter would feel about it since her Looney Tunes exposure is limited, but she enjoyed it. Anyway, go see it in a theater.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Turns out we’ve been doing social media all wrong and we should have just been posting Dolly Parton clips all this time.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh my god shut the fuck up
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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People Magazine @people.com · 25/08/2026
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here’s a gift link (assuming that was the issue and not your ability to read): www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...
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How U.S.-Canada Tariff Negotiations Turned Into an All-Out Trade War (Gift Article)
Detailed accounts of the final hours of the negotiations show that, while the United States offered Canada what it said was the best deal of any country, what Canada had to give up in exchange was see...
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The residents of Gary have been without electricity for 2 weeks and their lieutenant governor is tweeting this:
Lt. Governor Micah Beckwith
@LGMicahBeckwith

I was appalled by what happened during the Indiana Fever game last night.
Chicago's Natasha Cloud threatened former NBA player and future WNBA first-round pick Enes Kanter.
There is simply no place for this type of woman-on-woman violence in our society and it needs to stop.
10:24 AM • 8/24/26 • 967K Views
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe giving them too much credit but this almost feels like they are giving him the two starts on the road, they suck, Sanders starts the home opener, they still suck, but at least avoid the optics of Watson getting booed into oblivion.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fellas will call him "bologna for feet" or "sandwich feet" or "penis face".
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI will never replace real art.
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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“‘He would get in trouble and just—nothing ever seemed to happen,’ a former Shaker Heights High School classmate and baseball teammate of Miller’s told Politico in 2021 for a story that documented no fewer than four arrests between ages 18 and 22 on criminal charges…” prospect.org/2026/08/11/m...
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Max Miller’s Endless Wars - The American Prospect
The Ohio congressman fabricated a wild story of death threats on Interstate 90 and casually destroyed the life of a constituent. It’s one of many accusations Miller, now facing a spousal abuse scandal...
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. D.J. #2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
holy shit Trump is OUT
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. D.J. #2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sorry you are looking for my stunt double, @miketoole.com
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Ambulance Paramedic Fail
Alt: Simpsons: Ambulance Paramedic Fail
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Such weird ads, especially because they all end with “call senator Husted and tell him to keep being good to the troops.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a campaign ad telling voters to call the candidate.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this was the rehearsal show for the Carnegie Hall Sinead & Shane benefit. few musicians so generous with their spirit. youtu.be/QwwZXtf4oHI?...
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A Man You Dont Meet Everyday - Glen Hansard (Pogues cover)
YouTube video by dagalagas
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Confirmed I got the lettuce diarrhea, which in a way was a relief to know, because otherwise I was just a diarrhea guy.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“You’re a rock star” from the egg sketch
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me when I did the math backwards from September 27
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Looking very bloated sir. They’re saying they’ve never seen someone so bloated.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was one of those where I thought I must be reading the wrong screenshot or there is more context in the thread. Very confusing.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Man who goes to the barber and asks for the “sex offender” has some thoughts about the most famous one.
Michael Tracey with the most pedophile look you can possibly attain
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me walking by a guy in meta glasses: get a load of this dungball
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hope the college students who protested the US-funded massacre of Palestinian civilians, while being vilified by their universities and politicians and even the president, understand that they are actually having an impact, just much slower than they hoped
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/07/2026
there are very few jobs in the world where you can disappear for weeks without providing an explanation, and "member of congress" should not be one of them, imo
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mike toole @michaeltoole.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hearing unconfirmed reports that Tilly Norwood has fallen to her death off of the Eiffel Tower in the Metaverse. RIP.
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