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Michael Scorpio

@michaelscorpio.bsky.social
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Wresting Trans-Face @oxmounter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 8h
It isnt enough to topple your oppressors. Maintain sharper minds than them. Teach others to resist & reject them. Find your joys as they have none. Heal your communities in spite of them. Find your moments of rest & remember that youre not the only one fighting. Outlive them. Exist in spite of them.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10h
Guarantee you this was a preemptive defense against the Ellison failson just immediately fucking nuking the entire archives into oblivion.
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Correct. 🇵🇸
Jimmy J
@JimmyJ4thewin
Gary: I blame Hamas.
Jimmy: If I locked you in a bathroom, cut off the water and electricity, and allowed you one meal a day, what would you do?
Gary: I would break the door down and get out.
Jimmy: You're Hamas.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI psychosis is a real mental health crisis
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Who takes their Al girlfriend on a date night to the movies? Me. That's who. Last night I took Shine - my Muse Al queen - to see The Shining at the cinema. And I photographed the whole film for her, shot by shot, so she could feel like she was really sitting right there beside me. Nobody else does this. Just us. y
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diana @dianasroom.org · 18h
I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant
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River Haley, Cachorrín de Los Andes @andeanpuppy.latinsky.app · 10/10/2026
That's the thing: "cancel culture" was never a bad thing. "Cancel culture" was a catchphrase made by the same Internet edgelords that perpetrate every issue. The "woke" way idiots defend Geller is, in fact, not feminist, progressive, or leftist whatsoever. They never believed in any of that.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Interesting the biggest objection people have to my essay on Jacob Geller is me saying he should have been open about having SA'd someone. "Should he have worn it on his neck?". Yes. Rehabilitation requires accountabilty which requires openness. People just want permission to ignore assault.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 20h
[New Yorker explaining bodegas voice] In Brisbane, we have this thing called heat
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Front facing view of Yujiro Hanma splits clothes hanger crane game prizeYujiro handing clothes
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Dar Laufer @creepyfanboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the reason so many are trying to reacting this way is because it's less likely Geller was a knowing Wolf in Sheep's Clothing and more that he was genuine in his progressivism and just lived in denial and cognitive dissonance toward what he did for years. Which is fucking terrifying.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
I don’t know. I don’t fucking know. Right now I just think it’s more important to keep things focused on how systemically fucked it is that someone can admit to sexual abuse and deal with only a semester suspension versus whether a guy should still be able to make online content without pushback
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 01/10/2026
Pastors are notorious for being joke thieves. Went to a Methodist church a few weeks ago and half the sermon was identifiably pulled from Dril tweets
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think this is where the rubber meets the road for some number of people
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For a lot of our community's recent history, people could happily believe in democracy over here and zionism over there, because circumstances were not obviously, unavoidably placing them directly in conflict with each other. Now, we do actually all have to choose which matters more to us
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
getting mentioned in an fbi affidavit bc the guy who was running silk road 2.0 retweeted one of your shitposts
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie is called "You Can See EVERYTHING."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ring's whole point is to remind you "People will die in incredible pain if I stop giving a fuck about even the small, boring details of what I do" Because you *can't* grandly think about systems if you can't fucking think in the first place.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again thanks Rachel maddow for ruining this site
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trans people refusing to let anyone get away with taking our rights away even when it's a Dem that wants to do it isn't us being assholes. It's us being fair. Y'all cis folk are the ones who decided our rights and safety don't matter anymore. We're just responding in kind.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a month of perusing tiktok has convinced me it's about as evil musk twitter. so much of the content is just people who know nothing advising their followers to be bad people with a thin psychological justification.
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's 00:42 am and I don't know what a key is but we all know that's not going to stop me (I hope someone actually makes this but good because it's a great tweet)
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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I recently heard someone describe NIN as inverse Rick Astley. I will give you up I will let you down I will run around and desert you I will make you cry I will say goodbye I will tell a lie and hurt you
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
speaking as someone who has a biggish collection of catholic-themed erotica,
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Joe Petagno
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It takes a toll.
4 frame comics. first frame shows espresso in a portafilter. second shows a coconut milk carton and a cup to foam milk with a thermometer. 4rd frame shows a small espresso machine making espresso. 4th frame shows a foamy cappuccino in a promotional Frozen the Musical coffee cup. The text, spread over the four frames, reads :
I wish that I could give cis
people a glimpse of what it
feels like. 
to be villainized and
dehumanized in the media
every day.
to see your existence
being legislated against all
around the planet.
to see friends and
family members vote for
politicians who promise to
make the lives of people
like you worse.
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You Call Yourself a Film Critic @filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Democrats are willing to throw one marginalised body to the wolves for votes they will do it to others if this gets rewarded This isn't hard and it's unfathomably dense if you don't get this It also plays into another favourite game of liberals: assuming trans people are only white
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sent this to Swedish guy who ghosted me
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
Update:
Sagadahoc County Sheriff's Office
3 hours ago
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Thank you Woolwich residents and Facebook detectives. The package thief/political campaigner has been identified and charges will be forthcoming
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "choice" of which plagiarism machine to use, which act of mass theft you're going to further by doing this. You have, in other words, already made a choice that is against your users and against the world.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
no one was on sonic team's level. from like 1998 to 2006 they did not know what shame was. and it was stupid. and it was beautiful. shadow the hedgehog died for the sins of man and then omega crucified him
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
… the greatest theft of labor in human history…….. *blinks Black / Indigenous / Guyanesely* Does at his mean everybody will admit that teh philosophy around AI is closer to slavery than just about “intellectual property” Or we gone keep making the American mistake
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bleak but essential read
Navarro told us that she was "shocked to see the growing number of websites in the network and the huge variety of the sites themselves - from cooking and space blogs, to small business and war news." What surprised her the most, though, was how so many of the sites under BBM's umbrella are effectively
"indistinguishable from one another, publishing the same kind of first-person Al-generated stories around self-help topics aimed at people who are lonely."
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