Reposted by McMESSMAKERBrandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2026Make stuff. Do your hobbies. Geek out with your weird friends. Practice arts and crafts. Every society that ever burned to the ground left behind only the handicrafts, and every society saved from the brink was saved only by arts. Do not give up the joy of creating. 12778302
Reposted by McMESSMAKERHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026Just go to therapy, bro. 891449220
Reposted by McMESSMAKERthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026god this is good 375080956
Reposted by McMESSMAKERD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 13/09/2026I put my pants on like everyone else: hanging them from a basketball hoop and asking my friend Giant Jonathan to dunk me. 0112
Reposted by McMESSMAKERderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026imagine being a menswear writer and having to go back to writing about this fall’s best socks after reading anthropic employees say AI might destroy humanity in a few years 2014967439
Reposted by McMESSMAKERBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026National Day of Mourning immediately 904578930
Reposted by McMESSMAKERandy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die 111298151
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is a winning platform. It’s also a moral one. And about as American [aspirational] as it gets. 000
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Cleveland Sirens is hard AF as the name. Logo could be a little better, but the name is killer. See y'all in the stands! #ClevelandSirens #WNBA #ClevelandRocks www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRb2...youtube.comWe are the Cleveland Sirens.YouTube video by Cleveland Sirens 000
Reposted by McMESSMAKERlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please 6186531477
Reposted by McMESSMAKERJon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the magician and the serpent 533266
Reposted by McMESSMAKERjunie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026convincing the right to give a shit about global warming by telling them the wildfire smoke is actually the mexico movie filter crossing the border illegally 38110
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hold up, is "foosball" an americanism? because "football table" sounds absolutely unhinged to me 000
Reposted by McMESSMAKERDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
Reposted by McMESSMAKERceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2025my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy 344179173654
Reposted by McMESSMAKERDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/07/2026Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups. 6886991641
Reposted by McMESSMAKERChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/07/2026A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now. 41807321
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I fully expect some quality malicious compliance 000
Reposted by McMESSMAKERoak blanco @abomination.computer · 30/03/2025‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle 21643346
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This isn’t a post, it’s a common AI linguistic pattern. And that distinction MATTERS. 000
Reposted by McMESSMAKERSimon Scott @simonscott1975.bsky.social · 24/06/2026They've created a product that's too expensive to use on trivial things, but not good enough to use on important things. Oh no. 226558
Reposted by McMESSMAKERemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 23/06/2026this is literally the kind of crap people put in children’s stories to illustrate how despicable an emperor is. “then they brought a poor child before him, and the emperor said this was not enough to deserve gold. and so they brought more sick and sad children and the emperor demanded they dance.” 127427
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Pretty sure DR CONGO was a Venture Bros villain 000
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026was scrolling my own replies like ya do, and thought it worth mentioning that this is in fact a true story, but I was actually 12 years old and you couldn’t buy the game in the us yet (older bro brought it back from some german exchange dealy, then took it to college) 000
Reposted by McMESSMAKERHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602, 6180501719
Reposted by McMESSMAKERJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had 534499557
Reposted by McMESSMAKERDave Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The year is 2028. The scaffolding is so dense, it's opaque. No one knows if the Kennedy Center is still inside there or not. 11659103
Reposted by McMESSMAKER💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch. 5669692143
Reposted by McMESSMAKERFrankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Welp there’s no unseeing this 260194395008
Reposted by McMESSMAKERDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026NEWSCASTER: Up next, they’re calling it Walter White-ing. How the dangerous teen trend could have pizza hitting YOUR roof this summer 211311
Reposted by McMESSMAKERlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇 1105330883
Reposted by McMESSMAKERdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026the emotional ups and downs as I read each segment: an 81-year-old grandma 💜 streaming 🙂 minecraft 🧐 to pay for grandson's 💕 cancer treatment 🤬 has been swatted 😨 210024
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I don’t care if it’s 90 degrees in my office. #ARSENAL TAKES THE LEAGUE! #COYG! 010
Reposted by McMESSMAKERLancelot @newneo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I’m not quite sure what to do with this, The Arsenal are champions! 491
Reposted by McMESSMAKERArsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions. 10237921164
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026today in, "words for which I knew the meaning but had never before heard spoken aloud and was taken aback by the pronunciation": synecdoche 100
McMESSMAKER @michaelmcfarland.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Given what’s happened with Geese’s reputation, this seems apt 000