i'm at an airport in chicago and one of the tsa agents directing people through security added an extra direction for eagles fans to navigate to their team's funeral 💀💀💀
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probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes she/her mdni 🔞 💖 @raven.gifts 💖
![pansexual chaser who watched too much moneyball:
guys, you're still trying to replace your ex wives. i told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. now, what we might be able to do is re-create them. re-create them in the aggregate
your ex wife third base percentage was .477, yours was .324 and yours was .291. add that up, and you get
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: 1.092
chaser: divided by 3
he/they jonah hill: .364
chaser: that's what we're looking for... 3 dl trannies each whose average is
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: .364](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l4f4sll2chc6cqchysd57yuy/bafkreiai4ii32fzcxmwvqqn3hrstxndojc4uuhc6v4oqkwvtrgsd25hcea)
