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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 13h

Have had to ask my kids school to stop sending me AI generated art on their shitty newsletters, what a dogshit future we live in.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They should extend "feed a cold, starve a fever" to cover more illnesses. Like, what amount of food should I be eating if I have Parkinson's or a brain tumor or something?

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I sincerely hope nobody ever asks me to draw a musical instrument again for the rest of my life

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6

Sluggo happily strolls down the street, wearing his terrible new hat. Nancy hides from him, still disgusted by what she sees.

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I do think if you survive a state execution then you should get to walk out of prison the next day. That is totally fair and square to me.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh my god I hope this is finally getting a real disc

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kind Hearts and Coronets is basically perfect until the last five minutes when they start dropping N-bombs like it's a Tarantino movie.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He's pretty good value in it to be fair.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mad as hell that Trolls: Band Together was rejected here.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Took my kid to the skatepark and one child has a GOLD HELMET clearly identifying them as the villain.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So excited for this one, one of the last big Sammo movies I've not seen.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can't think of anything that'll make want to see your movie less than telling me it's "what the fans want".

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got my daughter reading 1,000+ page comics like Nausicaa and Bone and part of the appeal to her is that some of the most talented human beings on earth sat at a desk for years making this stuff you get to enjoy

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm here if you want more of this kind of dogshit insight. letterboxd.com/michaeljdolan/

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every ad I see these days is either "we made gambling even easier" or "this supplement will fix everything". Irretrievable.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/09/2026

Hard agree with @michaeljdolan.bsky.social's review of Resident Evil

Nails the feeling of playing a videogame because it understands that even though the protagonist in the game might be a badass the person playing the game is you, a dumbass.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me the whole time when I'm playing a scary videogame: AH! FUCK! fuckfuckfuck ah what the fuck FUCK The dude in the resident evil movie: same

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Lament configuration explained Lament configuration refund Lament configuration reddit Can you be turned gay for knives Lament configuration woke Reverse gay knife puzzles

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me and my kid were listing all the different types of monsters we could think of and after all of it I'm pretty sure Bigfoot is the best one.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Baked potatoes? More like TAKED FOREVER POTATOES, AM I RIGHT

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wait, you're okay with wasps as an adult???

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The copy I have is from 88Films who are largely excellent.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's good! But I'm still not going to watch it.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I really enjoyed that show for seven episodes and then I stopped watching it for no reason. Don't know what happened, I've not been back.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All these AI CEOs need to go to jail for the rest of their lives.

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Spent an hour deleting hundreds of old emails from my friends and family to make sure I have the space to continue to get eight to twelve emails a day from Old Navy.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

One way to think of Nicholson's performance in THE DEPARTED (2006) is he thought he did The Biggest Performance Possible in BATMAN (1989), then saw DeVito do BATMAN RETURNS (1992) and thought "Shit, there is a higher gear possible, and it means going wet, and gurgly." He trained for over a decade.