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michael coyote

@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
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michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days... This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you. ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 6h
"I see the problem. You've hit a moose."
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 18h
Instead of reposting what some dipshit nobody said tryin' to make "AI Music" a thing for the 5982408905245th time, why not repost Brian Eno's new station..
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups. "Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 20h
whenever you feel like you’re too small to change anything know that citizens from small towns and cities that speak up against flock and axon cameras in their communities (and sometimes get arrested for it) are fighting and sometimes succeeding against this
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is cool as hell. My avatar would probably be Tanaguchi's The Walking Man in a Cocteau Twins or Slint t-shirt because I'm pretty Dad coded.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuckin' do that shit...
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 27/09/2026
i had worked this toxic shit out of my system by 21 (no doubt aided by the world informing me that my choices were poor and i needed to get wise, and i listened, unlike every one of these pampered, coddled dipshits)
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Graydon Hoare @graydon-pub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wholly and un-ironically believe that versioning ought to make up a significant fraction of any formal training in computers. Multiple full year courses in your degree. And there should be a set of journals and conferences on it, endowed chairs, advanced research institutes, the whole nine yards.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is where I post from.
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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
girl, you’ll be a moomin, soon
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Rev. A. l'Uecipher @revaluecipher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
reminder that it is bad on purpose to make you click
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a blocklist on here for followers of that particular asshole and while I think blocklists are often an overly blunt tool, it's improved my bsky experience by a lot.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aHk...
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Fancy
YouTube video by Bobbie Gentry - Topic
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen I'm proud of this little guy for tolerating the stress and I'm proud of the rest of you too
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
total mystery why these guys never actually recover a stolen bike or phone.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@ass.golf that's tomoraaaaayyy
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零Rei @othiym23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"an inexpensive hobby" is such an Eric Adams formulation
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Zig Zag Wanderer @zigzagwanderer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chris Christie, the kind of politician you forget existed until he’s murdered on the internet by JCO
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
- Can you come out?
- Mom, I'm gay
- I know that, silly. Come out to the car
- Car, i'm gay
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Wesleigh @hellowesleigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Found a new-to-me Hallmark movies I’ve missed set in Ohio, starring… Debbie Gibson?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Semi regular reminder that when (white) men declare the end of humanity they usually mean the end of their dominance.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can I get a Blue Light Special™
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did a cartoon about this immediately after W.
Barack Obama and Russ Feingold as Isildur and Elrond in the Lord of the Rings, with the One Ring representing "State Secrets" and "Executive Privilege."
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Grand Old Pigfuckers
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Hnetu | Vtuber @hnetu.com · 18/09/2026
Stop hiring republicans to be democratic advisers and start hiring insane trans women from the internet, because we're gonna give much better advice than being spineless losers.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My "Ask Me About My Sex Cult" T-shirt has people asking me questions about my Sex Cult.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 17/09/2026
It is really weird to see, over the last few days, people all finally going "Oh my God, have you heard about the LessWrong rationalists?!" Yes, they really are as weird, as stupid, and as influential as they sound.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...and also left weird stains on your mom's couch...
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After Robert Kraft rallied stadium owners to prevent Ed Sheeran’s tour from their venues unless he fired Macklemore, Sheeran’s opening acts Finneas, Lukas Graham, Aaron Rowe, as well as Sheeran’s touring band, Beoga, have all announced their departures from the tour.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did @steaknshake.bsky.social endorse the wife beater, the crook or the pedophile?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
lotta people focusing too much on “will Dems blow the Michigan senate race” and not enough on “things are about to Get Weird in places we don’t normally think about”
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 13/09/2026
Getty makes a ton of money out of selling public domain footage. Which is crazy. But that’s Getty. The footage is usually available free elsewhere but it’s hard to find. Great video that helps you understand where and how to find it. youtu.be/2dzqQItDmdg?...
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I Killed A Business Model
YouTube video by Elroddd
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As ever, if you’re mad that someone online says they’re not going to vote the way you think they should, go out and knock doors or make calls or do something for your preferred candidates that will be infinitely more productive than yelling at randos online.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's the outline of the state of Ohio with the words "Don't Mess With Texas" inside the outline.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani "was the only senior elected official who stayed at the 9/11 memorial ceremony at the WTC until the end…Vance was the first to leave the VIP area, and other elected officials began 'schmoozing.'" Per Steve Kastenbaum:
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Mayor Mamdani was the only senior elected official who stayed at the 9/11 memorial ceremony at the WTC until the end. It started at 8:40 AM, and concluded close to 12:30 PM. Most of the other current electeds left at various times. Former Mayors Bloomberg & Giuliani stayed.
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Mamdani stayed until the end of the memorial ceremony at which point he was seen talking with 9/11 victims' family members. All of the other senior elected officials left the 9/11 Memorial before the reading of the names concluded.
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The source tells me that V.P. Vance was the first to leave the VIP area, and other elected officials began "schmoozing." At some point, Mayor Giuliani's people started "bringing people over to talk with him." CORRECTION:I used photos in a previous similar post that were from 2025
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's a strong case for the Ohio GOP to be classified as a criminal organization. Hell, go all the way back to Larry Householder and make the entire state GOP prove they aren't tainted in some way.
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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My thoughts are with @mikeisaac.bsky.social for being quoted by Nate Silver. I hope he has plenty of quiet healing time with his guinea pigs this weekend.
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