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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11h
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 8h
Doodle of a dragon lady daydreaming about handsome knights
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hello puppy
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 29/09/2026
Day 9 Pokemon arts!
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Will Leite @willtirando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
E antes de sumir por mais 8 meses dessa rede social, deixo aqui essa tirinha regada de humor e nostalgia.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/09/2026
Tennessee Legislators Demand Genital Check of Starbucks Mermaid: tinyurl.com/4v28assy
Starbucks mermaid scowling while closing and holding both her fins off to the side
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 28/09/2026
A Sister has arrived! ⚔️❤️ Tiny, fluffy, armed… and probably after your wine. 🍷 Get yours now on @makeship.bsky.social — limited time only! Link & Credits in comments!
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 27/09/2026
Power creep, amirite? youtube.com/shorts/moohH...
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Power Creep #mtg
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Halite is commonplace on your world? We should all be so lucky. #MinCup26 #StarTrek
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Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire
Alt: The salt vampire from the original Star Trek episode The Man Trap. The alien has long, grey hair, a round mouth, and a sad expression as they turn toward the camera.
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
namco museum
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Dorin Naga @dorinnaga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
next week will be Faux gals. i had a request for robot gals
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah".
Xenomorph Patient: Ah!
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah" again.
Xenomorph Patient's inner set of teeth sticks out: Ah!
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Editorial cartoon: I couldn't decide which idea I preferred so I drew them both. It's incredible how some politicians don't hesitate to embarass themselves.
caricature of Tommy Tuberville speaking while Baloo and Don Karnage stand in the background
TT: Would you be comfortable with a mentally ill furry being your pilot?
DK: He is to be talking about us, yes no?
Caption: Sen. Tommy Tuberville says 'Deranged' furry culture is flight safety risk
Forbes.com Sept24/2026cartoon: Peanuts style of Tommy Tuberville standing next to Snoopy as the World War One Flying Ace with his Sopwith Camel
Caption: GOP Senator Ahead of Midterms: Furry Airline Pilots are 'Terrifying'
Rolling Stone Sept23/2026
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🐾Obscura, Cheetah🐾 @cheetahobscura.chee.spot · 24/09/2026
Welcome aboard, senator! :3
Photo of two fursuiters sitting in the cockpit of a airplane
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EFEXTEX ( Commissions are Open! ) @efextex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shorthair Iris ~💖 #megaman #capcom
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How the +5 passive blunt defense actually looks in practice.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just wanted to thank everyone for helping us out! We have recovered the cost of @leeblack.bsky.social’s cancer scare (appointments, treatment). Now can we tackle Ollie’s WEIRD MUTANT HEART? www.gofundme.com/f/heart-murm...
Ollie is a sealpoint cat, a little chunky but not fat, just a healthy indoor prince. He is lounging most luxuriously on the couch and taking up like the whole damn thing. And looking incredibly smug about it too.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
599) Postbot. If you can't get to the postbox in time, or you're feeling too sad or shy to go outside right now, post your letter into Postbot and it will head out to do it for you. Also provides its own stamps. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a cuboid postbox with a curved back. The rectangular slot is its mouth, complete with rows of teeth, and it has a hinged hatch with a handle on its front. It has four stumpy banded legs on the bottom and two banded arms. In one hand it holds a strip of adhesive stamps with tiny images of what appears to be Bigbot on them, while in its other it holds up a sealed envelope.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here you go.
Leather slide-rule case with strap for hanging on a belt loop. I have one like this, only brown.
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crim 🍧 @scrimblocrimbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Danger Marvel Tokon - sketch reward #MARVELTōkon
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Purrypurrydog @purrypurrydog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Legend says if you say bad things about COBOL, Admiral Hopper will rise from her grave and squish you like the first computer bug
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せきはん @sekihang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Duel💥
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream
A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tonight’s extra-dumb napkin cartoon…
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metboy.bsky.social @metboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is this a subskeet? Maybe. But I know at least one person wgo is following me. theonion.com/nsfw-artist-...
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/civili... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A mother stands behind her daughter, grasping her daughter's shoulders. The mother says "during the night an entire civilization of bacteria has arisen, prospered, and taken their good fortune for granted. ANNIHILATE THEM." The caption below the comic reads "I found a way to get kids to brush their teeth."
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MegaManuel @megamanuel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D.A.N: 001 Maidaid The nurse robot. #oc #megaman
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Richard White @rhwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'Amethyst' and 'hedgehog' are not words I've ever seen put together, but... watching an online auction live from Sotheby's Cologne this morning and there it was, lot 587. 11 inches wide? That's big. And selling for 35,840 euros! OK...
An amethyst figure of a hedgehog with silver-gilt mounts, probably Idar-Obarstein, late 20th century.
With silver-gilt paws and head below the amethyst spines, small jewelled eyes, the base marked '925' for silver, within a set of other marks
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More:
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn’t see any of them apply for a job while I was there. Not one. It’s like they’re not even trying.
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pixelkitties🐭 🦆 @pixelkitties.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Batman Day!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I went to one of my favorite places in Vermont yesterday, Queen City Cat Lounge, to visit the adoptable cats and just look at this jobless wastrel. www.queencitycatlounge.com
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
17 years ago, I first discovered Flipnote Studio on the Nintendo DSi and it transformed my life. It's also half of my entire existence now since I tried it. If you just discovered me or know me for more than a decade, thank you all very much for still being here! I am there thanks to you all❤️
A photo of my Nintendo DSi with many illustrated foxes all arround it doing many things such as playing or resting.

One fox is different, there is also one baguette.

I discovered Flipnote Studio for the very first time back in the September 9th 2009.
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apple 🍎 @applestab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
haven't drawn hs fanart in like a billion years (five months) #homestuck #mspa #kanaya #kanayamaryam
a digital illustration of the character kanaya maryam from homestuck, shown from the waist upwards. she is wearing her default outfit from the comic, with one arm crossed below her chest as she holds onto the arm on the opposite side. she looks away to the side with narrowed eyes and a slight frown.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Jewel Maiden 💎 @jewelmaiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Roll-chan! #megaman #rockman credits: Roll @jewelmaiden.bsky.social Costume sewn by Aki-sama (IG: haneulbyakisama) Eddie and E-tank by Asterisk (IG: reploidasterisk @reploidasterisk.bsky.social )
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