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"Are you lost, mortal?" a voice whispered.
"I just haven't been here before."
"You are in the Forest of Perpetual Gloom."
"These are oaks."
"Er... Their dense canopy-"
"It's autumn. The leaves are falling."
"But the days grow shorter, so..."
"Perpetual gloom except around lunchtime?"
"Yes."
