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Doug Savage

@savagechickens.bsky.social

2.8K followers 183 following 883 posts

I'm the creator of Savage Chickens, and Laser Moose & Rabbit Boy.

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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Unexpected. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

One chicken to the other: "WHY?"
Caption: An unexpected response to the marriage proposal.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Keybot. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Version 1. KEYBOT! The robot who remembers where you left your keys.
Version 2. KEYBOT! The robot who holds onto your keys for you!
Version 3. KEYBOT! The robot who tells you to grow up and look after your own damn keys!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stupid. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two chickens in a restaurant having a drink.
Chicken 1: I feel like this conversation was so stupid that it actually killed some of my brain cells.
Chicken 2: So, no second date?

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everything You Do. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

PROD3000: You're deeply incompetent at everything you do.
Chicken employee: Then why don't you fire me?
PROD3000: What? And risk losing the headcount?

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Third Time This Week. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Police Chicken asks about the skeleton sitting at the computer. "Another one?"
"Yep," says Pathologist Chicken. "Death by interminable scrolling on a recipe blog."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah".
Xenomorph Patient: Ah!
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah" again.
Xenomorph Patient's inner set of teeth sticks out: Ah!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nicer. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken 1: You'd look nicer if you smiled.
Chicken 2: You'd look nicer if you #@$*ed off.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Silver. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"Every cloud has a silver lining. Well, maybe not EVERY cloud," says one chicken to the other. "I try to be optimistic, but not annoyingly optimistic."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Click OK. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

An error message says "Are you okay?" There is one button to press: "OK"
Chicken at computer: "This software design is both infuriating and strangely reassuring."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cat on the Moon. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Cat Astronaut is on the moon: "This place is awesome!"
Cat Astronaut starts digging: "Biggest litter box ever!"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Understanding Pirate. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Title: Understanding "Pirate"
1. ARRR! (Generic expression of enthusiasm)
2. HARRR! (Hello!)
3. YARRR! (An emphatic "Yes")
4. NARRR! (An emphatic "No")
5. PARRR! (Having a decent game of golf)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Drill. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Captain Pirate Chicken stands on a tiny island, looking out to sea.
"I'm starting to feel like the 'Practice Mutiny Drill' was a real mutiny."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Shark. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken pirate with pegleg yells at the shark: "Okay now I feel like you're just mocking me."
(Shark is still carrying the chicken's leg in its mouth but is now also sporting a similar eye patch.)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Leg. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Pirate chicken to pirate with pegleg: "How did you lose the leg?"
Pegleg chicken: "I didn't lose it..."
Pegleg chicken gestures to nearby shark: "I know exactly where I left it."
(shark has chicken leg hanging out of its mouth)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Up For Discussion. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chickens in a meeting.
Team leader: "Alright who put 'mutiny' on the agenda?"
(last chicken on the right has an eye patch)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

First Stop. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Devil Chicken greets new arrival: "Welcome to Hell! First stop, there are a bunch of folks here who want to laugh in your face and say "I told you so"."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Actor. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chickens drinking wine.
Chicken 1: What do you do?
Chicken 2: I'm an actor.
Chicken 1: And you can make a good living at that?
Chicken 2: No, but I _act_ like I do.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Focus. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two chickens at the office, discussing over coffee: "Yes, Jenkins is one of our most productive employees. But I think he might be a little TOO laser-focused."
(Cut to cat sitting at a computer, distracted by what appears to be a small red dot.)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Unimpressed. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two astronaut chickens on the moon. One says, "I dunno, it's okay I guess, if you like rocks and stuff."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Time to Buy. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Real estate agent chicken says to potential buyers: "This home features four bedrooms, a newly renovated kitchen, and that weird droopy clock."
Caption: SURREAL ESTATE

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My Limit. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken in meeting, looking shocked: "I've finally reached my limit. I've attended so many meetings that I've forgotten how to do anything else."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Living with Chaos. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"The world is chaotic, but I try to put on a happy face," says the chicken watching TV to the other chicken. "I'm not optimistic. I'm just stubbornly cheerful."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Streamlining. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

PROD3000 to employee chicken: "We're streamlining your job. It will be a lot like your current job, but only the parts you hate doing."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jellyfish Dreams. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Jellyfish (to other jellyfish): "I feel like I need to set some life goals."
Jellyfish writing a list: "1. Float around all day."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Effort. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"I'm not lazy. It takes a lot of effort to avoid this much work!" says a chicken at a computer, to their colleague. "Some days, I feel like I should just give up and do my job."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Surrounded. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

A nervous chicken is surrounded by other chickens. Caption: "In olden times, if your clan surrounded you and started chanting, you were probably in a lot of trouble..."
The other chickens start singing "Happy Birthday To You..."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Battle-Robot. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"My battle-robot is solar-powered," says Scientist Chicken, standing in front of a big dangerous-looking robot. "I want to save the world while I'm destroying it."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Environment. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"I worry about the environment." says the chicken, sweating and looking out at a sunny day. "Specifically, I worry that my environment doesn't have enough air-conditioning."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

For Everything. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken 1 (holding something off-screen): "You know what this needs? More A.I.?"
Chicken 2: "um... it's a sandwich."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So Annoying. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken: You're so annoying.
Chicken in goofy beanie hat: It's a fine line. I'm aiming for "whimsical".

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Vacation. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken at desk: "You going anywhere for your vacation?"
Chicken leaving work: "No! Why would I ruin the joy of not working with the stress of travel?"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Meet the CEO. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken in suit says: "Hello. I'm a CEO. I make the same decisions as every other CEO in the world, based on vague notions I overhear at golf courses. I make more money than anybody else at the company."
Caption: If you're looking to save money by replacing employees with A.I., I have a suggestion.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Party Prep. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Hate going to parties, but like the idea of being the sort of person who likes parties?
[chicken sitting in an armchair alone, drinking and thinking "Chug! Chug! Chug!"]
Try acclimatizing yourself to party environments, but in the comfort of your own home.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Automotive Technology. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken, whose car is wrapped around a tree, to police officer chicken: "It's one of those new self-crashing cars."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Resting. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken 1: You look tired.
Chicken 2: No, I've just got resting RESTING face.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Extra Fancy. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Dogs eating at a restaurant.
Dog asks waiter: Do you have a fancy French restaurant version of "Snausages"?

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Rebranding. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Kid at lemonade stand explains to confused-looking adult: "The new name helped us acquire more venture capital."
Sign: "LEMONADE DATA CENTER"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Positive Attitude. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"I'm trying to maintain a positive attitude today." says the chicken at the computer to a work colleague. "This creepy smile is the closest I'm gonna get."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The Brink. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

"I don't want you to work so hard that you have a nervous breakdown...," says PROD3000 the management robot, to a chicken employee. "I want you to work so hard that you're on the BRINK of a nervous breakdown."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Important Work. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken to chicken at computer: I don't know why you argue with people online
Chicken at computer: I'm not arguing with them. I'm enlightening them!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Return of the Dinosaurs. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two chickens watching Jurassic Something on TV.
Chicken 1: Wouldn't it be cool if dinosaurs were alive on earth today?
Chicken 2: Honestly, I think they'd be a bit bummed out about what we've done with the place.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sushi. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

A fish yells to their fellow fishfolk: "SUSHI IS FISH!!"
Caption: From the All-Fish Remake of "Soylent Green"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The Warning. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

1. Chicken wearing sign that says "The End of the World is Near!"
2. Passing motorist honks and yells, "Ha! Whatever, dude!"
3. Car drives off the edge of the world. "Oops"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Maximizing. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

PROD3000: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Chicken who is obviously sleeping at their computer: "Maximizing my time... by working hard for 5-minute bursts in between naps."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Put On A Happy Face. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Happy Bear: The truth is, I'm not very happy.
Chicken: But you're "Happy Bear"
Happy Bear: Yeah it just sounded better than "Deeply Miserable Bear"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Get To Work. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken in suit showing dog around the workplace, saying "I need you to pee on everything here by 5 PM today, you got that?"
Caption: DOG DREAM JOB

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Feeling Better. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

MELANCHOLY BLOB
Blob says, "I'll feel better when there's a compelling reason to do so."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Meaning of Life. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

1. Cat sleeping.
2. Cat suddenly awake.
3. Cat thinks, "What is the meaning of life?"
4. Cat realizes...
5. "Oh yeah that's right, I don't care."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Internet Redemption. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chickens looking at a computer screen. One chicken says, "I was just about to give up on the internet forever but then..."
Image on screen: JIMOTHY

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Forever. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken: What's the secret to happiness, Happy Bear?
Happy Bear: Lower your expectations. Then lower them again. Repeat forever.