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Post-singularity organic life form. Located somewhere near Gotham.

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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/05/2026
logging on
an old textbook illustration from the 90s poorly trying to explain computers. it has a boy on a desktop and then he's astral projecting with the computer (smoke and sparkles and mist and etc) and the caption just says "remote login is a lot like astral projection"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
The hill I will die on: games are the opposite of fun and I'd ban them for anyone over 12.
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 28/07/2026
me: be normal my brain: NO
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/06/2025
We love the computer and hate what’s been done to it by The Bastards
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Piss is the new gold. www.theonion.info
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 05/06/2026
Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
June 1st
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rise of The Machines
Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous. 

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Waiting for the light to break through. Photo taken this morning in St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor, shortly after sunrise.
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Megan O’Toole @meganotoole.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hundreds of workers in Google’s UK artificial intelligence division have voted to unionise over concerns that its technology is being used by the US to wage war on Iran and by Israel against Palestinians in Gaza.
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Google DeepMind staff unionise over Israel and US military ties
Staff at Google’s AI division launch historic union drive, opposing use of their technology in Israel and Pentagon-linked projects
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/04/2026
watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/03/2026
🤗
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/03/2026
Our Lady of Perpetually Online
devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Dave NewBlood @dave.newblood.games · 06/02/2026
You can now play DOOM on the terminals inside ULTRAKILL. #DoomRunsOnEverything
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/01/2024
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Incredible what you find when you start looking for data on the "white men can't get jobs anymore" phenomenon www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
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What Does the Census Data Say About “The Lost Generation”
Savage appears wrong, but the reality is potentially bleaker.
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IsThatDonHeath? @donjheath.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Good night Far Side
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Global Museum @globalmuseum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This was the first-ever video footage of rare deep-sea Black Devil fish when it was spotted in broad daylight and on the surface near Tenerife @amazingnature #globalmuseum #fish
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/10/2025
Do you know what a group of frogs is called? AN ARMY
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think anyone who saw the episode where Mr. Rogers explains the Trolley Problem has it seared in their memory forever. So much violence, depictions of gore we never thought possible in puppetry. We wept, we screamed, we were scarred. Still, it was educational. So that’s good. I guess.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
chat, is saying you want to destroy a computer program the same as genocide?
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Soup of the day: El Yucateco™ hot sauce (green)
Soup (A green bottle of el yucateco hot sauce)
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
All-timer wikipedia article
Flavor Aid is a non-carbonated soft drink beverage made by The Jel Sert Company in West Chicago, Illinois. It was introduced in
1929. It is sold throughout the United States as an unsweetened, powdered concentrate drink mix, similar to Kool-Aid brand drink mix.
CHERRY
FlaVor Aid
PROVIDES
VITAMIN C
MAKES 2 QUARTS
SWEETEN TO TASTE
Flavor Aid Cherry
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v Jonestown massacre
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
everyday sensei @everydaysensei
Ridley Scott's Alien squatting to poop but another smaller butt comes out and poops instead
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19/08/2025
realizing i was innoculated to Chatbot Brain Madness because of my many hours of experience in high school tweaking the "therapist" program that my friend found online and put on my TI-83 graphing calculator to say stuff like "you have a farting ass"
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
bröthers…the day has come
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rez @irrezolut.com · 06/07/2025
new towel who dis
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EEE_V 🪶 VArtist and PNGtuber ⚙️ @erikaceous.vtubers.social · 12/06/2025
Yea, this is the thing I remembered to do. Pinky is so real for that tho. #Doom
Text saying "PRIDEMONTH" but the "DEMON" part is highlighted in rainbow. Under the text is a sprite of the Pinky Demon (also known as just Demon) from Doom holding an LGBT pride flag.
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
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Central NJ Yimby 🏗️🚲🚇🇺🇸 @princetonyimby.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Apparently there is a black bear walking around Rutgers Busch campus with some cubs and I am trying hard to resist the temptation to drop everything and go spy on it! 🐻
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Think of the musician who wrote this song 400 years ago. Think of them writing it down, folding up the paper, putting it away, losing that paper at some point — never knowing that the last time they played it wouldn’t be the last time someone heard their music. Hey buddy. I really like your song.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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