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Mesarthim Q. P.

@mesarthim.bsky.social
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Class 6 free-roaming vapor. Metallicity high but stable. Unconnected to the band, but willing to talk if they come around.

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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
@atticusgf.bsky.social Despite being in browse only for months, the brainworms (many such cases) made me reset my password to see what this chalupa is saying. Apparently one of us already blocked the other, lmao
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
youtube.com
They Call Me Trinity (1970) (Bud Spencer & Terence Hill) End Credits (480p)
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
@skoryy.bsky.social c/d?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 26/06/2024
Update: coup not going as planned *CITIZENS TAKE OVER MAIN PLAZA IN BOLIVIA'S LA PAZ: WITNESS *FORMER BOLIVIA GENERAL WHO LED UPRISING HAS LEFT PLAZA: UNITEL
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Hank Hill IRL
A post in r/bbw, titled "I'm looking for a part for my propane smoker, but I can't seem to find quite what I need. Maybe y'all can help?"
Someone responds "This is a sub for naked fat chicks, I think you want r/bbq"
OP says, "Well, shit. Y'all have fun now."
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Things like rice cakes and plain crackers that people say have no flavor? I can tell quite a bit of flavor from 'em! Usually a light saltiness and a buttery note here and there, probably from the malliard compounds. RIP Goya crackers, the #1 champion
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/06/2024
Humans should be able to walk up vertical surfaces share if you agree
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ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @nachonachoman.net · 25/06/2024
From a more civilised age.
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Button @boombutton.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Lmao
A screenshot from Wikipedia. It reads: "Dr Disrespect's on-stream persona is usuallyruthless, [failed verification] quick-witted, [failed verification] and bombastic. [30] He is often"

The screenshot cuts off there.
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Fellas, is it "woke" to drink water?
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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
most Hollywood stars have scandals around antisemitism or harassing women in their life. meanwhile Nicholas Cage has fun scandals like "in debt from buying too many castles". I mean, they're probably not fun for him to experience, but the sort of thing that makes you root for a celebrity
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nora 🎃 @downtownkitty.com · 25/06/2024
logging on to bluesky
a pamphlet from the New Mexico Beef Council that says “Learn About Beef With The Beef Kids”
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/06/2024
A woodcut of a bird above the text "I am sad from sports"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/06/2024
Pleased to formally announce that our research team has constructed an extreme edge-case hypothetical in which your post from yesterday is not entirely correct
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Urgente: Gato
A pic of a cat on the news. 

Text:

URGENTE
Gato
Miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau
LIVE
CHANNELE
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 24/06/2024
The Social Security Administration will eliminate all but a handful of those unskilled jobs from a long-outdated database used to decide who gets benefits and who is denied, ending a practice that advocates have long decried as unfair and inaccurate.
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Social Security to jettison obsolete jobs used to deny disability benefits
For decades, Social Security has used obsolete jobs like pneumatic tube operator and nut sorter to deny disabled claimants.
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 24/06/2024
profile tagger that digitally flips a coin and assigns skub or anti-skub to every profile
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 24/06/2024
texas does actually have an immigration problem but it's people from bakersfield moving to plano
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Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a super #StarTrekSaturday 😂🤣😂🤣🖖 LLAP
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
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Ed @ed3d.net · 23/06/2024
I'm sure I care what a bunch of weirdos who lost to the phone company think
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
As foretold by Achewood
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
very honestly coming around to the view that the paradigm of non-toxic, community-driven masculinity we need can be shorthanded by "dudes rock"
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Ornithology 101: Owl life stages 🦉
It's a series of progressive development photos of a barn owl, with names like eggo, old man, weird chicken, edgy teen, clumsy intern, majestic.  Stolen from a Facebook feed about owls.
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James Pitt @sahelanth.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
@golikehellmachine.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
i've been sitting in the bluesky argument lobby for half an hour now. all i want is a quick match. i'll argue over literally anything and take any side of the argument. earlier i started arguing that cleaning up litter is fascist and my opponent abandoned the match two minutes in. these servers suck
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Brandon B. @drawbrandondraw.com · 21/06/2024
HA HA HA
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
All gave some, some gave all. @theonion.com
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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
I just read that it is a symptom of C-PTSD to be aggressive but also incapable of tolerating aggression from others and I feel like they need to post that on the login screens for every social media app like the cancer warning on a pack of cigarettes
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Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
I believe I have developed the Anti-Household Bug equation, and I feel very clever about it. No poisons, and almost zero cost! We'll see if it works as well as my clever penguin brain thinks.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20/06/2024
Took the kid to see Inside Out 2 and after previews for Mufasa and Moana 2 she just goes “so it’s all the old movies with 2s now?” and she got The Walt Disney Company’s ass so hard
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Have had multiple artistic friends and myself over the years worry that if they started to take medication that it would diminish their art, and every time they went through with it, it has not.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
set up the portable air conditioner thing in the lads room. it looks like dogshit and takes up half their play area and they constantly fuck with it and turn it off. why can't they make ones that are super cute and look like a big friendly penguin and are totally childproof
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Every reader of detective fiction knows a good cocaine habit heightens one's sleuthing senses, and yet our puritanical drug war prevents police from enjoying the same cognitive enhancers as enjoyed by Sherlock Holmes.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
6 panel comic

P1: a lone cat sits in a large grassy area. There are trees to the right, some houses in the background, and a tree branch entering the top left of the frame

P2: a close up of the cat, as they look in shock toward us at something off-panel

P3: POV shifts to over the cat's shoulder. In the distance, a lone human figure stands in the grass, a long shadow forming before them

P4: we reveal the person is me, backlit, head held high, as I begin to raise my right hand.

P5: a closeup on me as I point straight at the reader and shout "CAAAAAT!"

P6: pan right in on my horrible face, as I angrily continue: "YOU ARE A CAT!"
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