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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

speaks very poorly of this man's character that he considers "figuring out if the guy I'm talking to is a racist" is "fun"

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

looks like I'm gonna keep thinking "sure is a shame that the Crooks boy missed" every so often for a while yet

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 22/01/2024

one of my more inscrutable opinions is that I genuinely think that if you get a tattoo, you should have to submit a form to like the National Endowment for the Arts, explaining how this new tattoo matches your ongoing Tattoo Motif

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

thinking about that cartoon Scavenger's Reign, specifically that guy that got hypnotized into being a thug for that koala. Don't recall they ever showed him actually hauling back and throwing when he was nailing those squirrels with rocks. Wonder if he pitched in college, he sure had an arm on him

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

got red food dye splatter all over my pants

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

spilled lemon-lime flavor concentrate all over my right hand

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just had to pay a guy 132 in a parking lot so I didnt get a rental car towed. Gave him 140 (cash only, of course) and got 18 in change

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Skimmed past this and mistook Ross Douthat and instead thought it was Rod Dreyer; which wouldn't be better, per se, but would probably make for more interesting television

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Eating like a Very Fancy Lad (3-course meal at the diner in some Pilot in PA)

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

if "behaving like an absolute tool" is something you'd consider a bannable offense then might I suggest you put your money where your mouth is and delete your account

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Suppose some of you saw the Cheetos Ingredients post and wondered "well how do they turn that stuff into Cheetos anyway?" Food Tech Today has a pretty good video about it. The specific equipment you're probably most interested is the flash extruder at 7:40 or so

youtube.com

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

hearing reports that the Strait will be open if you can answer three riddles. Negotiations for who's responsible for asking each riddle are still ongoing though

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"what if the President gets heat stroke", I whisper to myself. Daring to hope

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

thinking about how Phillip II of Macedon died. Sure would be nice

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

looks like Colossal is doing another round of funding for their scam

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Still thinking about carrying a brick around to throw into car windshields. Do not appreciate people rolling through crosswalks paying their attention to their phones

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Tagging along with our Food Safety person to an ice cream bar plant with some concerning swab results. Still gonna grab a little treat from the complementary cooler by the door though

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Better than 900 bucks of work on the car's AC, but the 10-year extended warranty runs out in April, so squeaking in right at the end of the coverage period here. Whew

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

imagine being the one who taunts him and he gets so mad he has an aneurysm and dies. I bet that would feel really good

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

do not like climbing out of the basket of a scissor lift to monkey around in a piperack. Do not like heights at all. Would've been paralyzed with fear if it wasn't for the harness

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

pondering about the Sort Of Thing that would make me perfectly content with adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Memorial Center

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My best friend is getting married tomorrow and I'm staying over at his parent's house and we've done in three (four?) bottles of champagne and his mom is like "oh can you disassemble this table and take the parts to the garage" and I'm like "...ok"

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

WE ARE BORG. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR POLYCULE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

yeah okay we put the wrong safety relief valve on the steam line and have to fuck around with it before we hand it over. Sorry to the guys coming in tomorrow to work, you're not gonna have that steam to use

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

NORMAL GERMS: We're going to try real hard and evolve some drug resistances RFK JR'S GERMS: We're going to reprogram our host to undermine the entire project of medicine

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

A door is guarded by two AI agents. One is programmed to always deliver a response statistically likely to be true; the other is programmed to deliver a response statistically likely to be false. You can ask one question; how do you tell which one is which?

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

imaging a movie. A guy named "James Bond" (no relation) gets caught up in some big spy fight by accident because some goons thought he was a spy, and he just kinda muddles through and beats up some spies. Then MI6 is like "dang this guy has talent, we should hire him" and they make him the new 007

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

"Victaulic to Triclamp fitting adapter" yeah that's probably the silliest thing I've seen in a week

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

ADMIRALABLE: this MFer said Warfrighter COMMANDON'T: lol warfrighter (GENERAL DISORDER changed the name of the Groupchat to WARFRIGHTER) CHAIRFORCEMAN: ok but seriously what is this speech about GENERAL DISORDER: hear me out (GENERAL DISORDER changed the name of the Groupchat to 25TH AMENDMENT)

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

hearing rumors from FBI sources that the shooter was actually a climate change accelerationist

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

What if the Rapture does happen, but to like a dozen people

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

gonna ask for a pizza with eight different slices

A google maps image of the island of Sardinia in the Mediterranean Sea. Al Vecchio Mulino Atzara, a pizzaria near the center of the island, is selected.

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Cat just slipped and fell off the arm of a chair

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Pulled a muscle in my calf, limping a bit. Was gonna ask for Thoughts And Prayers to siphon the Big Guy's life force to heal, but on second thought I probably don't want that energy inside me

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Watched "Nimona" this afternoon. I'd heard it was good, and it was, with artful animation. There were a few times I quieted myself from saying "now wait a minute" though

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

New conspiracy theory just dropped. My mom (not Online) speculated that Epstein was assassinated by Queen Elizabeth to protect Prince Andrew

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

lot of big accounts scolding randos for getting mad an elected can't respect "separation of Church and State" enough to keep religion out of an election bid announcement

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

How can I do my email job if I cannot send an receive emails

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Gonna have to criticize a younger engineer for doing a mockup drawing in AutoCAD and dimensioning it all wrong. I'm turning into a stereotype

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

And they made a burnt offering unto Their Lord, Moloch; and verily was Moloch pleased by the sweet smell of the smoke wafting upward

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

groimes muoy rohbot eenvented ah neew koind of cahr crash

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Well thats just because her reality is her own mental illness

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

so is this *also* going to be the 'Rendezvous with Rama' project, or what

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

The tallest endless belt elevator I ever rode was 11 stories

Humphrey Elevator GIF demonstrating a step-on endless belt 'manrider' elevator.

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

"made daily with FOOD" I could feel that immediately entering my long term memory, I'm going to be whispering "made daily with food" to myself every once in a while for the rest of my career

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Larry @larryskorke.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Put my boots on and they're already warm. Its gonna be a hot one

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