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Dan Rosen

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12h
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 11/09/2026
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 28/07/2026
odo lookin ass
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Grace @gracekind.net · 23/07/2026
Computer “I am alive” meme: “do a breakthrough”
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 01/07/2026
also (on the previous topic of things twitter ruined ten years ago, leaving a void in my heart): vine
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with even more vibes tiktoks #vines
YouTube video by 🦇 𝕸𝕬𝕿Ú 🕷️
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 30/06/2026
am i the only one who missed this?
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Thank You, Dream Girl | Hit Em Music Compilation
YouTube video by Tabula Rasa Records
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 29/06/2026
very pleased to announce that trans woman banter bsky has finally filled the void in my heart that weird twitter left ten years ago.
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You know what you did.
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 22/06/2026
wasm?? i hardly knowm!!!
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/06/2026
obsessed with thomas. happy pride 🪿🌈✨
tumblr post with a screenshot of an article titled “Blind Bisexual Goose Named Thomas Who
Spent Six Years in a Love Triangle With Two Swans And Helped Raise 68 Babies Dies at The Ripe Old Age Of 40”

subheading: He's a bit much

MAY 29, 2024

RIP to the legendtumblr post continues

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
(link to Thomas’ wikipedia article)

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

• He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
• Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
• Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
• When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
• Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
•Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
• As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
• His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
• Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper.
He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
• Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i think that it was probably a bad sign when the amount of shockingly weird behavior i saw at Google declined to almost zero
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Dan McKinley @mcfunley.com · 08/05/2026
Maybe the best thing on the internet at the moment: * An AI PR pitching platform has confused Kyle Kingsbury, MMA fighter and podcast host with Kyle Kingsbury, software engineer and gay leather man * Good Kyle decided to start a podcast where he interviews confused manosphere influencers
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The Kyle Kingsbury Podcast Podcast - Epsiode 02 Dave Rossi
YouTube video by Aphyr Null
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
All the good ones involve yoda somehow
Tweet from mike ginn reads:
keep laughing today thinking about yoda nutting for the first time in 500 years and immediately he starts talking regular again
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 01/05/2026
i cannot believe that 'rust and memory safety are a gay woke moralist op and true redpillers run vulnerable c code' is a real thing. it seemed too stupid to be possibly real when i 'made up a guy to make fun of' about it years ago but here we are
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 01/05/2026
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 18/04/2026
@gusvoorhees.bsky.social coded
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 15/04/2026
what idiot called them tax credits and not "gifts of the MAGI"?
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stellz @piss.beauty · 31/03/2026
sissy rob Pike's bad code restaurant
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Manish @manishearth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
four stick figures on sleds, one is sliding face first, face down, marked "skeleton", diagonally opposite to it is one sliding feet first, face up, marked "luge". The other two combinations are drawn and labeled with question marks
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 11/02/2026
The "sickos yes" meme: a strange unshaved man stares in through a window with a text bubble reading "Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!".  In an edit from the original meme, the man is labelled "Oxide Engineers"
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 06/02/2026
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 30/01/2026
i've never written any software-for-fun before that i would recommend to anybody, but i vibe-coded something today: github.com/mergeconflic... this provides claude code modules for starship, when used as the claude code status line.
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 16/01/2026
lol, lmao
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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/01/2026
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 10/01/2026
HOW MANY LEVELS OF SIMULACRA ARE YOU ON?
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 10/01/2026
THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 10/01/2026
DISCOURSE IS HAPPENING EVERYWHERE AND NOBODY IS HAPPY
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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/01/2025
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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masonReloaded @masonreloaded.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
[extremely Suzanne Vega voice] I am sitting in the morning in a lone and level desert there are two legs vast and trunkless and a visage shattered half-sunk and the pedestal beside it reads “my name is Ozymandias I’m the king of kings and you shall look on my works and despair”
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spooky Deirdre Connolly¹ ² at a distance @durumcrustulum.com · 14/11/2025
"We are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density compared to Android’s C and C++ code...with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one." security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
security.googleblog.com
Rust in Android: move fast and fix things
Posted by Jeff Vander Stoep, Android Last year, we wrote about why a memory safety strategy that focuses on vulnerability prevention in ...
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 14/11/2025
hate this game
MONADIC is not in the nytimes spelling bee word list
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 01/11/2025
@elizas.website is this you
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 05/09/2025
Hey @nytimes.com, when you said "criminals" did you mean to say "people suspected of drug crimes, without due process", by any chance? Do better.
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 24/07/2025
I JUST LEARNED THAT THE IRON SHEIK DIED TWO YEARS AGO, AND NOW I'M VERY UPSET HE DID NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO JOKE ABOUT HULK HOGAN BEING A JABRONI UNTIL THE END
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 21/07/2025
rip theo :(
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 20/06/2025
those who would give up essential Quality, to purchase a little temporary Time, deserve neither Quality nor Time
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BigSlim @imbigslim.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Quite the payoff
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 15/03/2025
"VIDEOCAST" bonequest.com/9494
pants: T DEUCE WERE THOSE REALLY YOUR BALLS (IN LAST SUNDAY'S VIDEOCAST)
deuce: I CALL THEM BALLCASTS
deuce: I MEAN NO
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Dan Rosen @mergeconflict.com · 27/02/2025
seminar : semen :: webinar : ???
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 20/08/2023
his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's
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