Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i think i would make a really good girlfriend someday 201813
Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some girl will be VERY lucky to have you. 000
Cowb0t 𓅃 @cowb0t.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I used to think I would make a really good boyfriend, but then one woman shattered my illusions. (she married me) 020
Daniel Feldsien @dfeldsien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just remember to use waxed thread so it doesn't fray. 010
🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Better get a shovel, it’s body part season soon! 010
Aine Yore, MD 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪 @aineyoremd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tried my hand at it once. 10/10 I was the best. At least *I* thought so. (The fact that she dumped me is not relevant to this assessment.) 140
Steve Adams @steve-adams.me · 03/10/2026I don’t know how good are you at swingin hammer? Can you push a fully loaded wheelbarrow up a steep incline? Y’ever forded a river? 100
garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Morty I've been meaning to ask you can I come over and make you dinner and give you a pedicure and just generally worship the ground you walk on 130
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that would be a very lucky person! 000
Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 03/10/2026💯 agree! I would be a good girlfriend except with 40% less self doubt 050
Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bet you would be. Also a cool friend that’s a girl. 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026like if someone were to ever like me like that 👀 5780
