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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙

@mementomorty.bsky.social

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do not intubate lifts heavy stone she/her housewarming: throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11m

i know man i cant remember if i ever showed them off here before

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13m

arent they sick af

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14m

I have snake earrings

snake earrings, snearrings

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

bloup

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

this is not babygirl goes out with friends weather this is babygirl stays inside wrapped in a blanket cocoon with a book weather

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 4h

If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h

shawarma 🫠

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 4h

Me drinking an XL from Dunkin Donuts

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h

congrats

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h

no but have you ever seen love is blind

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

well maybe how would i know what she is feeling? she looks concerned

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

everything :)

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

i can fit it all it isnt an issue for me

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

that press secretary reminded me of a coworker and this brought me and my friends a lot of entertainment so please pray for us during this trying time

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

whatttttttttt

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

well it isnt wrong

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

sluuuuurp

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

in and out faster than my ex

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

me when i order a large espresso martini later

"fuck its so big!" said by a woman who appears very distressed

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 5h

BREAKING: Katie Zacharia Is ‘Transitioning Out’ as Press Secretary After Nightmare First Week

rollingstone.com

Katie Zacharia Is 'Transitioning Out' as Press Secretary After Nightmare First Week

New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is had a rough first week on the job, stumbling in interviews and struggling to answer questions.

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

not myyyy birthday dinner which i guess i could have mentioned

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

thats when i dress in ppe

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

every stylist ever: "you have so much hair, how will i defeat it"

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 8h

some of you are crushing your deadlift when you should be deadlifting your crush

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

joke is on you, i can do both 😎

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

gonna get the squirt bottle

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

yes

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

i dont want a car that can fly i want a car that can do its own oil change and tire rotation

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

dressing for the four elements

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 8h

i made the mistake of replying to a photo of luigi (that was never taken down itself and has 11k likes lol) and saying "there goes my hero"

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 6h

shopping for new clothes while being thicker than a milkshake is always a challenge, yet i persist 🫡

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h

i wear makeup to the gym and look cute and I am proud of that

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h

got your ass lol

100

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h

*carl sagan voice* billions and billions of psi

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

yeah man i get it but i would like to think some people on here are a little less stupid than that

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 8h

Borbowing owl.

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Isaac Erbele, MD @isaacerbele.bsky.social · 8h

Wait a sec... lives forever... bitten by a bat... easy access to blood...

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

....

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

thank you then i love it

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

it isnt my birthday 😔

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

I like this idea

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

Every day can be mortys birthday if we are brave enough

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

not mine! take it back! 😂

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h

not my birthday! i am a heartless capricorn lol

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

no! not blood red, dark green or black

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

oh not mine! i am a capricorn and a december baby

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

how are people falling for it?

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

you know i think i will treat myself to getting my hair and nails done today before going out to a little birthday dinner tonight

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 9h

Halloween Animals Support Group.

A four panel comic. In panel 1, a sad-looking little brown bat is facing the reader, saying "Welcome to the Halloween Animals Support Group. I'll start. Hi. I'm Bat. Humans only like me during Halloween."
In panel 2, a tan jumping spider with cute eyes says "I'm Spider. Humans only like me during Halloween."
In panel 3, a sad-looking black cat says "I'm Black Cat. Humans only like me during Halloween."
In panel 4, a gray squirrel whose face is covered in bits of pumpkin says "I'm Squirrel. Humans hate when I eat their pumpkins but I do it anyway." Two speech bubbles come off the sides of the panel saying "Squirrel, no." and "We asked you to leave."

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

i wish to go there