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Mediocre Fred

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She didn’t think much and had little to say

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Jabba was right
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 29/09/2026
tl;dr: virtually all restaurants operate in defiance of god and math
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DC Public Library @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three swaps. One afternoon. A whole lot of new-to-you treasures. Swap books, clothing, and plants at Swap Palooza on Oct. 3 at MLK Library. Bring what you no longer need and leave with something new to you. Register: dclibrary.libnet.info/event/17277296
Colorful event flyer titled "Swap Palooza" for Saturday, Oct. 3. Features information on a book swap, clothing swap, and plant swap. Drop-off is at 12:30 p.m. and swapping from 1:30 to 3 p.m. Hosted by DC Public Library at MLK Library, 901 G St. NW.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10 favorites that didn't make the list The Night Manager Russia Doll (season 1) Perry Mason Haunting of Hill House A Man on the Inside Mrs. Davis Preacher What We Do in the Shadows Dark Winds Killing It
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Proof that there is no king of the jungle or the pride. There is a queen. Original post
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guess what
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm admittedly not an early child development expert but it does seem the ideal scenario for any baby is being collectively raised by a traveling women's professional soccer team
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, every time somebody posts this, me & my drummer get tagged, so, preemptively: mountain goats are wild, majestic animals. The Mountain Goats are a band. Out of respect to our namesake, we do lick pee from rocks when we’re in a national park, but nobody ever airlifts us anywhere. We walk home
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fred works on a chimney and smokes like one too. Best thing you will see today.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Black eyes of an american alligator poking out of the water, and behind a lovely white water lily bloom
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Steve Andrew @steveandrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am resolutely ambivalent about Jason Statham. I’m not a devoted fan. I’ve seen maybe 2 films of his and they were fine, I guess? But I feel a huge sense of comfort when I see a Statham film advertised on the side of a bus. It’s like there’s one part of the world that is as it should be.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And they say it’s hard to find new music.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember the Wyland wall that the City of Dallas painted over and destroyed for a temporary FIFA mural? Someone attempted to restore it. Godspeed, graffiti artist.
Tiny white whale graffiti in corner of a giant blue wall that says "Killer Whale"
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Lawrence Schimel @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the more-infamous pieces of art created from material sourced from my dad's going-out-of-business #vintage #jewelry parts warehouse in NYC cjssales.com is this Swarovski-encrusted model made for an endocrinologist: The Family Jewels. 😂😂
A metal representation of the male endocrinology system, including kidneys, bladder and genitals, all encrusted with multicolored Swarovski crystals, on a base likewise encrusted with crystals and silver letters spelling out:

THE FAMILY JEWELS
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blaggis Time! Let's have a blaggis!
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Shadowbooooo👻 @shadowborgg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tried to trap a stray cat at my work today but the trap didn’t go off so the cat just thinks we gave it a free home
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Edwin Simonis @edwin085.eurosky.social · 15/08/2026
One man’s fight against his name.
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Alexander Hay @alexanderhay.myatproto.social · 18/08/2026
"Our goal isn’t really to sexualise the marmots.”
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone know why
Air traffic control is limiting the number of planes allowed to land and depart each hour in Washington, affecting several flights
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Jordan Barab @jbarab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good to know AI is watching out for my typos.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Friend: I think Freddie Krueger is the scariest horror villain. Can you imagine never being able to sleep and being stalked by a monster with knives on its hands? Me, a cat owner: Actually…
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
let's be honest with ourselves, it's because "literally the basic concept of color" is too gay-coded now
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Drew Steen @drewsteen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My cat when I let her out of her carrier after a trip to the vet:
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Martin D.B. Brown @martindbbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nods.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This YouTube channel has been putting men who think they can beat highly qualified women to the test. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmrC...
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How Hard Can It Be To Beat A Female Tennis Pro? - How Hard Can It Be?
YouTube video by Watch Plot Twist TV
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's Textile Tuesday, and you know what that means: a piece by artist Faig Ahmed called "The Dragons of Karabakh" that's woven to look like an antique Central Asian carpet is melting off the wall into a puddle. More about the artist here: faigahmed.com
A red, blue, yellow and white work of textile art by Faig Ahmed that appears to be a traditional Central Asian carpet but is woven to look as through it's melting onto the floor in a puddle. Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they will be
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
breakout session frizzies keytar ranitidine T&A
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2026
An infographic, Johnson County Mental Health logo in the bottom right corner. A star-shaped image cutout on the right shows Jimothy.

"A friend is struggling and you're not sure what to do? Think: JIMOTHY"

an acronym list follows, with the first letter of each line stylized in a large, colored font:
"Just listen
Invite them to talk
Meet them where they are
Offer support
Take concerns seriously
Help connect them to resources
You don't have to have all the answers"
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm not even a very good economist and I've still never written anything as embarrassing as that Colorado impact analysis (in the linked PDF).
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We’re all good cats here. Things can be hard but even so, we are doing great at being good cats
an orange cat is intensely sleepy while snuggling a person
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's compelling!
A screengrab from Reddit, headed by a poster of The Odyssey and the name of the OP, accountspayable aka Paul Samuelson. The text reads:
> Adapt The Odyssey
> Change the race of all the major characters
> Add a huge amount of political subtext and references to other non-Odyssey literature
> Deliberately include a bunch of technical flourishes that hurt the entertainment value but puff up your legacy as an 'artist'
> Include your signature incomprehensible dialogue
> Trigger outrage among American conservatives
> Be James Joyce, writing Ulysses. Pic unrelated.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm not even a very good economist and I've still never written anything as embarrassing as that Colorado impact analysis (in the linked PDF).
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I try not to do anything that would make Weird Al ashamed of me, except cursing, which I know he forgives.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m doing the best I can, and also the worst I can get away with
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When you’re trying to help your second most difficult aunt into the car & she’s having trouble & being extremely dramatic & not allowing you to help, I hope you, like me, get the assistance of two bearish gays who say, afterwards, with a hug, “We’re not going to stand by & let a twink suffer.”
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