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Mediocre Fred

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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone know why
Air traffic control is limiting the number of planes allowed to land and depart each hour in Washington, affecting several flights
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How is nobody mentioning the open hallway bathroom? ap.rdcpix.com/fd8dfeaccd23...
An interior corner in a house. To the left is what looks like a kitchen counter and sink. To the right there is a hallway with a sink, toilet, and shower stall and no door plus another doorway opening to what is presumably a bedroom.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Columbia, NC
A tree at the edge of the water and its reflection lit by a golden light from the setting sun
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I discovered sparkling bone broth today and I desperately want @maintenancephase.bsky.social to do a taste test
A purple and lime green can set against a background of blackberries and lime slices. The label features a dope ass skull wearing a bandana and sunglasses and says the drink inside is marro sparkling protein functional bone broth in blackberry lime flavor. Apparently it has collagen, 12 grams of protein, zero grams of sugar, and is gut friendly.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Gus can’t believe I woke him up for this
A close up of the face of a brown mini schnauzer. His beard is mashed and sticking out in all directions and the tip of his tongue is escaping his mouth.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery
A bee on an orange marigold
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
A CGI beaver from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. She is sitting at a table in front of a plate of food and looks happy about it.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I firmly believe that this man’s shirt says “hamsters”
Two men and one woman sitting behind a large steering wheel giving thumbs up to the camera. One man’s shirt is partially obscured so all you can see is “amsters” written in yellow script.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Cozy beds for everyone on a cold day
A small, very fluffy brown dog looking at the camera from a fluffy round blue bed. Next to him, a fat white cat sleeps curled up in a fluffy round red bed
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Made this vase with no particular design on mind but then thought it looked like stacked rocks which made me think of tide pools which lead to hours of making limpets #pottery #ceramics
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A very fluffy brown miniature schnauzer sleeps on a red Christmas tree skirt under a lit Christmas tree like he’s your present this year.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Thought this would make for interesting pottery decoration. The colors will be more saturated when it’s fired. (Sent a tip as a thanks for the inspo)
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Trying to share more of my (very) amateur ceramics work. A dumbo octopus jar #ceramics #clay #handmade
A small black speckled ceramic jar with a yellow dumbo octopus on topSide view of A small black speckled ceramic jar with a yellow dumbo octopus on topA small black speckled ceramic jar with a yellow dumbo octopus on top
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
The sirens from O Brother Where Art Thou. Three white ladies with dark, wet hair and wet, white dresses walk seductively out of a river.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Your dog wants a new hairstyle
A street sign with a stick figure walking a leashed dog. It should say “leash your dog” but someone has changed it to say “bleach your dog”. Also someone added a dick and balls on the stick figure
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Looks like Stephen miller left his late night snack in my yard
A large dead rat
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Not the most important point but LOL no pants
Dumb schmuck wearing too tight khaki pants that exactly match his skin tone making him look pantsless
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A close up of a long haired black cat with a graying muzzle and whiskers. He has a snot bubble coming out of his nose.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
They are also (and this is true) extremely adorable
A coati facing the camera. She is a small reddish mammal with a long snout, face stripes kind of like a raccoon, and a very long tail that sticks straight up.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
SE Library users seeing this
A middle age man in a suit and tie with his head bowed and eyes closed in prayer. His prayer is "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If you see this post a flower
Close up of the yellow center of a daisy. The center is surrounded by white petals and a dozen or so tiny brown spotted beetles
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Feels like serendipity or something that this picture of Jordan Peterson and pictures of this 1948 Talbot-Lago T26 Grand Sport Cabriolet came to my attention on the same day
A classic two seat convertible that is teal with cream colored trim. It is sleek and sexy unlike Jordan Peterson who looks ridiculous in teal with cream trimThe interior of the car shows the seat, dash, door, and steering wheel are teal and  the floor and accents are cream. It looks good in a car teal with cream trim is a terrible idea for a suit.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My love language is Buc-ee’s #crafting #bucees
Embroidery in yellow and red thread on black fabric that says “buy me Beaver Nuggets”
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is not the type of gondola we've been asking for, Metro. #gondolanow
Red suspended gondola cars crossing the Potomac river from Rosslyn, VA to Georgetown, DC
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
A desert canyon on a sunny day. There is a large saguaro cactus in the foreground. In the background there are two people crossing a rope bridge high above the canyon.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little. Gus at six months old looks basically how he does now just 1/3 smaller
A small brown and tan mini schnauzer lays smiling in the grass
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It seems a little too on the nose that the DC public library site is considered "potentially malicious" and "inappropriate" to access on my work computer.
 We found a security threat.
The website you are trying to visit has been blocked. This is considered potentially malicious, prohibited, or inappropriate by [redacted] policy. These policies help ensure the safety and security of [redacted] IT systems.
If you require access to this site to perform your job responsibilities, please contact the [redacted]
Access denied due to bad server certificate
You tried to visit:https://catalog.dclibrary.org/client/en_US/dcpl/search/patronlogin/http:%24002f%24002fcata...
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Quote with a picture you took in a national park. Chattahoochee
A misty green valley surrounded by mountains that fade into the mist in the distance. There is a tall purple flower in the right foreground and an old barn in the middle distance in the left
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Props to whoever wrote the "read more" tags for this. Sadly this is the only speculative fish fiction on the website.
A screen clip that says "Read More: Fish, Humpback Anglerfish, Speculative Fish Fiction"
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Noodle wants you to know that you can have a blast outside getting filthy even on a leash!
A white cat on a leash covered in so much dirt he looks like a gray cat
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Comfiest spot is in between the cushions
A white cat curled up asleep in between two golden yellow sofa cushions
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Trying some new crafting. This account is pro cyber bullying
Cyberbully your elected representatives spelled out in pink, turquoise, and orange seed beads on black fabric stretched in an embroidery hoop
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bonkers clouds this morning over DC @capitalweather.bsky.social
Five perfectly straight thin clouds fanned out across the sky that look like they are shooting up from a single point beyond the horizon
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m mad that I’m in the office but will grudgingly admit that the morning light is quite lovely
A snow covered plaza surrounded by bare trees bathed in pale orange morning light. The US Capitol dome is peeking out from behind a building on the right.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
WIP ceramic Moo Deng in the style of the blue faience hippo at the Louvre
A bisque fired white stoneware baby hippo decorated with Egyptian style papyrus and other motifs painted in black underglaze
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Also the ultimate "your mama" comeback in Titus Andronicus
Lines from Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus reading
Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done they mother.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A hot spring pool in the desert. The pool is surrounded by cliffs streaked with green algae and orange minerals. The sky above the rocks is very blue and saguaro cactuses and palm trees top the cliffs
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
From the owner of a (late) cat named Cheese Sandwich, I salute your cat naming prowess.
An extremely handsome longhaired black cat with wide yellow eyes. He is looking majestic and wearing a blue collar with a black bowtie name tag.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Christmas lights are tough when you have so many arms
A pink needle felted octopus Christmas ornament. He has a wreath on his head and he is all tangled up in a string of lights
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Big if true
An email subject line from the New York Times that reads "Opinion Today: Fluoride, vaccines and raw milk are three different things"
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Corgi butts made me think of this old (in internet years) picture which made me laugh even today
The text at the top reads "asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt.. what I expected vs what I got." Below that are two corgis photographed from behind both looking back at the camera. The dog on the left has its fur clipped short around longer fur in the shape of a heart. The dog on the right has its fur shaved down to the skin in the shape of a heart with its butthole right smack in the middle of the heart.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A black 16 oz can of Proven Theory IPA beer
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The inside of penguin mouths are a nightmare
An African penguin with its beak open. The inside of its mouth and its tongue are lined with rows of spikes (which are useful when catching fish but look horrifying)
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
The most shocking thing about that Yankees fan is that this apparently 59 year old is actually 38
A Yankees fan in a black hat and New York jersey interfering with a play. The fan looks like he is in his 50s but is somehow only 38.
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Noodle wants you to know that white cats can be spooky too
A white cat on a leash in front of a spooky Halloween display with plastic skulls and fabric ghosts
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
We need a thread of all artist and crafters showing off their Moo Deng made in their medium of choice
A work in progress of our favorite tiny screaming hippo made out of stoneware clay
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Mushrooms!
Tiny mushrooms growing on and under rough moss and lichen covered tree bark
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
The only good thing about all the rain is cool mushrooms
Large flat red mushrooms growing at the base of a large tree
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I'm pretty sure having a lot of Polish immigrants to PA is how we ended up with sandwiches with french fries in them.
A sandwich stacked high with roast beef, cheese, slaw, tomatoes, and french fries. Who thought that was a good idea?
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Mediocre Fred @mediocrefred.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
huh Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #563,547!
Bluesky's 10M user celebration graphic shiowing I was #563,547 which is one of the first 10% of users
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