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Russell Pumpkinshove

@meatgetsdirty.bsky.social
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Bad with vegetables but I can dream real good.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
marx beam
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a horror fan, black mirror Metalhead is quite wonderful.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it is not illegal to create a little guy out of clay and then hold him in your hand
a tiny ceramic guy in the palm of my hand
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dress for the job you want
a costume of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm the Grimace's worst priest.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 24/07/2026
Tom Kean: 142 days missing Mitch McConnell: 42 days missing What job ever - anywhere - can you disappear for months at a time - without a word - & still have a job? When is Congress going to pass a law that 1 month missing is an automatic resignation of your seat?
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
incredible joke that someone else reposted for thousands of likes on here. thank you todd alcott. history will remember your name
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've said it many times before but I can't recommend Attack the Block enough. One of the best horror comedies ever made and a truly unique feeling film. Great monster design, tremendous characters and flawless performances. Hunt this shit down if you haven't watched it.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2026
money can't buy happiness means rich people can't shortcut to inner-peace by buying it, not that it's okay that regular people constantly have to find new ways to do with even less
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just saying happy Sunday morning to my followers, why? And all the sex bots!
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love this poem
Ode To The Maggot
By Yusef Komunyakaa


Brother of the blowfly
And godhead, you work magic
Over battlefields,
In slabs of bad pork

And flophouses. Yes, you
Go to the root of all things.
You are sound & mathematical.
Jesus, Christ, you're merciless

With the truth. Ontological & lustrous,
You cast spells on beggars & kings
Behind the stone door of Caesar's tomb
Or split trench in a field of ragweed.

No decree or creed can outlaw you
As you take every living thing apart. Little
Master of earth, no one gets to heaven
Without going through you first.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There's so very little effort required to start a fire. But so very much effort to quench one.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So fabulous!
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Y'all have that movie or two that you can't watch without ugly crying? Mine is Ip Man.
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
etsy shop to see them! My little vials come in today but I've been trying to refine it a bit more before I start selling. It has been such a fun craft and I'm so happy I can take a bit of the desert after it rains anywhere I go ♥️🌵🏜️
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Whenever it rains in the Chihuahuan desert, there is a heavy, clean earthy scent that is unique to the desert due to the carasote bush ♥️. I have been harvesting the oils and I usually use a bit in my hair because the smell of desert rain immediately makes my brain happy. I'm going to start a small
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bet I could fit my whole head in big bird’s cloaca
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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I betchu clowns can clench their assholes in such a way that farts wine like air from a balloon
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lyra crow @lyracr0w0.link · 15/03/2026
do you like my muffins…?
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sometimes you gotta make something...
Denethor steward of Gondor is eating a tomato with the horse teeth from Day of the Tentacle. Cartoon water squirts from it in front of the window form the past section of Day of the Tentacle.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I really like this insane mashup.
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Stoner Philly Fan @stonerphillyfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Farmer's Axe
A chicken sits in a field, a small bird says to it "how do you cope with the knowledge that the executioner's axe will soon swing down on you?"

"The who will do what now?" replies the chicken, stunned.
"The farmer!" says the bird

The chicken retracts its head inside its torso, proclaiming "I will not give him that sick satisfaction."

The chicken runs to the other chickens, its head inside its chest, saying "if you wanna live- quick! Make your body a fortress. Go inward. Be Like a turtle!"

Later, the farmer looks at the field, now full of chickens with no visible heads and says "dear lord, my farm is best by headless ghost chickens. Wretched, eerie creatures animated only by vengeance. My atonement will never sate their lust for retribution."
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
Drawing of a duck looking at a flier for curling lessonsduck pulling a curling stone A duck pushing a curling broomThat same duck on a podium winning first prize with a medal and crown
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj8U...
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Nirvana - Plateau (Live On MTV Unplugged, 1993 / Unedited)
YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If no means no hungry, then I'm budgeting right.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.
A picture of my face edited by riotgrlerin printed on a pillow against a weird couch print backdrop.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My six pack of slide whistles has arrived.
Image of six plastic slide whistles in packaging oriented vertically, two yellow two blue and two purple.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Bone Removal
A PSA comic
Big text at the top says "think bone removal is harmless?"

We see a man whose skin is all wrinkled and crumpled up, with eyes sticking out of the folds saying "well I had a couple ribs removed because I heard that one guy did it to be able to suck his own dick. Then I found out I really like the feeling of having fewer bones.
Now I can do sex things to myself I didn't even think were possible when I had bones. I mean really out there stuff.
Can't recommend it enough really."

The PSA continues "learn from this guy's choices. or don't. really it seems like a very complicated issue."
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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects. Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/11/2025
We have a bunch of new holiday items up at podshop.biz, so if you’re a fan of @greatesttrek.com and you’ve got something to celebrate, go check it out!
A candle in a jar featuring a Horga’hn wearing a Santa hat and playing a saxophone at a tropical beach bar.A Happy Hanukkah greeting card featuring a top down view of an enterprise D with nine nacelles reminiscent of a menorah.A thousand piece puzzle featuring artwork of many beloved characters from our conversations on The Greatest Generation and Greatest TrekA snowflake-shaped ceramic ornament featuring Jim Shimoda in a Santa hat.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The universe has no center and no edges. Reality is arbitrary.
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 14/11/2025
happy flat fuck friday to all who celebrate
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ArTrapnell @artrapnell.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My spirit child.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I was clipping my toenails just now and I realized I have really long toes. Then I remembered I regularly use them to pick stuff up off the floor.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“smelly dog” 2/2
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“smelly dog” 1/2
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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content. AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
New Book Day! Please tell the world. Read a comic about it here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer... Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037... Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.
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Howard Dalton @howarddalton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is insane
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La vache est fachée @vacheestfachee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper. They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer. If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help." 🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
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Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social man we thought you were so cool. Your alphabet speech was awesome. But you must stand up to the tyranny in the oval office. You must act now.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
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