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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thanks to the Japanese style of shortening English words into cool abbreviations, I never know if people saying “doraque” are talking about Dragon Quest or drag queens

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Romulans are always like "We'll take Morning Meal in the Southern Province."

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/09/2026

this bigot is a republican

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There should be a version of the Star Trek blu rays where the episodes look like they would have on 1960’s TV’s. Really make ‘em look like shit.

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strixus @strixus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There are still many good things happening - things that will and are changing the world for the better. They just don't make good media ratings, so they don't get broadcast.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."

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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When I'm about to unleash my Deku Nut but I wanna be polite

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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 09/09/2026

This just showed up in my inbox, and well … all my posts in the Barenaked Ladies newsgroup in 1999 and 2000 are still there. This is one of the most in-depth revivals of Usenet archives I’ve seen. It’s actually kind of scary how much this resurfaces. www.usenet-rewind.com

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Usenet-Rewind

Search Usenet news text-message archives from 1981 to present across hundreds of thousands of newsgroups.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know I’m depressed cuz I just reinstalled No Man’s Sky

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This should have been on the voyager golden record

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Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second

YouTube video by Daymonster

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When the big yellow m&m doesn’t know he has a peanut inside him, it makes me sad for his education

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly, in 2020: "Of course black lives matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!" These are not the words of a "neutral" woman. www.npr.org/2020/08/14/9...

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'Of Course Black Lives Matter,' Dolly Parton Tells Billboard

"Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!" the singer, songwriter, philanthropist and businesswoman told the music magazine.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s the male loneliness epidemic except the only relationship I want is where I sit in the basket on the front of a bike (I’m tiny) and someone with a soothing yet adventurous presence rides us around the neighborhood, lookin at things. It’s dusk.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

IF YOU ARE ORDERING FOR MULTIPLE PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE DRIVE THROUGH. YOU MUST GO IN.

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Side-Eye Cyd @objectivecyd.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026

Are people on Bluesky aware that a Black man was found hanging from a tree in Raleigh NC yesterday afternoon, near the CaribMask Carnival. Making this the sixth or seventh Black person found hung this year. Also? Black. People. Do. Not. Hang. Themselves. From. Trees.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My citronella torch goes out and it’s like the xfiles with the bugs that hate light. I frantically struggle to refill and relight it as mosquitos presumably get closer. The match struggles but finally lights. I’ll survive another summer night.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Grant is my hero

Supermarket fridge packed with Cavendish Crinkle Cut Chips. A special savings sign to the right above the packets says:
"Cavendish Fries
Save 1.27
1.00"

To the left of that is another, printed on plain paper:
"Grant
Ordered
Too Many
Fries Sale"

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Obsessing over whether a person of color deserves a spot prevents everyone from noticing that white people get and keep positions without needing to be impressive at all.”

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My girlfriend finally gave in and let me get a tattoo but is making me choose between “Rocko’s Modern Basalisk” and “Pronoun-cess Monowoké” so I’m throwing an absolute freakout at the aquarium

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Let’s also do Chrono Trigger what the hell Crono: lurks on Reddit Marle: Instagram Ayla: cavewoman Robo: Mastodon Lucca: 1000% on Bluesky Magus: gets paid 30 cents a month on Twitter selling books written by AI Frog: power Quora user

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Final Fantasy Protagonists based on Bluesky usage 1-3 no idea they’re all little wizards Cecil: no Terra: yes but would crash out Cloud: yes Squall: has cool leather jacket would not be here Tidus: bisexual professional athlete, has Threads account Vaan: reply guy Noctis: rich with friend group, no

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I understand that its how tv is mostly made now but star trek strange new worlds would be substantially better if it had half the visual effects budget

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Deep Forest is still releasing albums in 2026.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s time to come clean and admit that I confused Genshin Impact with Denshattack. I want to thank you in advance for not making fun of how old and confused I am

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What if Buddha had a car. Or maybe a motorcycle. It would be Buddha themed. And he’d drive super fast but he’d still be super meditative

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

[introducing a girl to my parents] these are the roommates i was telling you about

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/07/2026

Israel is giving Trump's former campaign manager millions of dollars to fill the internet with pro-Israel articles written by AI, not so that anyone will actually read them, but so that *LLMs will train on them* & regurgitate their perspective. This is the future of the information environment.

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Israel Is Paying Millions to Train AI Chatbots How to Talk About Gaza. It's Working.

Former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale is overseeing an operation posting hundreds of blog posts on behalf of Israel, with the goal of infiltrating artificial intelligence.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

At some point my brain had combined Sarah Andersen with Allie Brosh and I only just now realized it. Silly brain. Now time to learn the difference between Joe Pesci and Bob Hoskins.

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Asia Russell @asia-ilse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

NOW: press conference opens #AIDS2026. Precipitous funding cut of 2.1 billion USD, means more deaths, more infections. Scientific breakthroughs like long acting prevention will continue to be kept out of reach. And Trump’s State Department is refusing to spend piles of appropriated HIV funding

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JT Cestkowski @jtcestkowski.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

HAPPENING NOW Thousands of protesters are occupying Madison’s State Street and vowing to shut down businesses as a way to demand justice for Corey Ruiz.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Every time a movie is like “what should we do??” and the cool guy is like “Pray.” there’s some kid who ads “don’t let the monster eat the people” or whatever to his evening prayers. So don’t think that trope doesn’t carry a cost

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When you talk about a political party, know at first I assume you mean a fantasy adventuring party and it always takes me a few rereads to parse wtf you’re talking about

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

*Eru Iluvatar looks at the flat world of Middle Earth* Fuck it, we ball. *Makes it into a globe*

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in.

A mature clematis fully in bloom with bright magenta flowers climbing up an antique white ladder in my backyard.

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.

Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

New at The Watch: More on how and why Democrats should make it possible for victims and their families to sue Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, and other political appointees for violence inflicted by immigration agents.

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Suing Stephen Miller

It's time to put everyone from Stephen Miller and Tom Homan to the most recent ICE hire on notice: a reckoning is coming

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

When the Google logo expands to have all those extra o’s and the little soccer ball covers the g, I just imagine a voice from the abyss saying “ghooooooul!”

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My muppet friend is right, if you get electric mayhem, you gotta have them play can you picture that

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

When they switch sides in the 2nd half, they should reveal it was a ruse and all the points were own goals

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you have time this weekend, please check out the doc (~30 min.) my team & I released this week on Musk’s push into Greater Memphis with xAI and its noisy, methane gas burning turbines, data centers, broken promises & impacts on majority Black communities next door. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/16/e...

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Elon Musk's Memphis AI empire is the epicenter of the data center backlash

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Or, to Botch fans, Argemtima vs Spaim

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Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Cyclospora Hurry down my chimney tonight I’ll shite

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Irish (he/they)🏳️‍🌈 @castironirish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

JK Rowling has made it explicit that she sees the money she makes as an endorsement of her acts of trans genocide. IF YOU BUY ANYTHING HARRY POTTER, YOU ARE DIRECTLY COMMITTING TRANS GENOCIDE.

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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sam Niell was one of those ones who seemed to have a sense of humor and a quiet wisdom, that you’re glad they’re just living blissfully. His role in Hunt For the Wilderpeople seemed only a couple steps away from the real him and I felt so glad to get to see it, along with his lovely posts.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I dunno, maybe you also needed to see this seven month old video of Sam Neill asking you if you want to fly through some lavender like a bumblebee x: www.instagram.com/reel/DE1XGxD...

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