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haunted milk 🎃

@bagmilk.swifties.social
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 14h
imagine you order a smoke machine and i show up with my vape and a bong
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 14h
i miss putting snow in my bong
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 14h
nobody get scared but i’m smoking weed
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 15h
wait i want taylor’s outfit …..
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 15h
:/!!!!!
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 15h
what did i do to deserve this headache
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 16h
rubber ducky you’re the oneeee
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 17h
burrito and cold coffee from this morning in da bath
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 17h
i reached out to support and they fixed my little puzzle app
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 17h
this is how it feels btw
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 18h
getting high then i’m gonna sit in a chilly bath until my phone dies. bob bless
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 18h
good evening does anyone want to send me $10,000 yet
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 18h
rivers of sweat flowing down my chest
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 19h
too hot to sleep, too exhausted by the heat to run myself a nice chilly bath
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 20h
i think if i cut my hair short (chopped off all the damaged hair) i could get my cute little healthy curls back however i really really really like having long hair and don’t want to cut any of it off
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haunted lamb 🎃 @fruityfreckles.bsky.social · 22h
10k per post
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 22h
some of you owe me money for making me see what you post
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strawbaby jam @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 23h
that don’t impress me much……
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
i’m always watching wazowski
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
hey guys if you’re not queer it is indeed your job to uplift queer people instead of feeding into the rampant homophobia and transphobia
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
trying to go to sleep at a somewhat reasonable time tonight please clap
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
i beat him at a super smash bros-esque game and he held his head in his hands in shame. then he kicked my ass the next three rounds
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
i love my brother sm
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
[pills rattling]
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
you would NEVER boof anything for ANYONE. SELFISH!!!!
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
tomatoes are so good
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Evalon ⋆˚🩻𖦹🐈‍⬛⋆ @sunbeamlunar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silly wizard guy
Wizard too small for his robe. Also not really a human. Cute fella
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
i love wikipedia. wikipedia is my friend.
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
kevin and carl the minions but they’re deep fried with black text that reads “Exercise? I thought you said end my life”
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
taking advantage of only being treated poorly in private by asking questions in front of another witness
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
finally got a house key today don’t mind that i moved in almost 2 years ago
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
my friend is So Pregnant dear god
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
are you not ashamed? or have you convinced yourself that you’ve done no harm?
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Admin pic #deer 🦌
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
using gen ai is so………. think for yourself baby i know you can do it!!!!
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
sorry for matching your energy have you considered not being an asshole tho ?
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
11:11 🦄⛰️
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
her hair is so pretty here omg
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
11:11
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
walter laying down next to me with his little head on my pillow ohhhhh
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
great
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
depression hours
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
who wa-[GUNSHOT]
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
who wants to give me one million dollars so i can off myself and leave it to the cats
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
who wants to give me $50,000 so i can take an extravagant and very lengthy vacation abroad
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
who wants to give me $10,000 so i can move out of this house
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
who wants to anonymously give me $3,000 so i can keep my car and also not feel the guilt of taking money
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
dads be like i heard it was abusive at your old apartment so i made it abusive here to make you feel more at home
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
anyway mr “get a job” is gonna be pissed when he realizes no car means no way to get to job
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
first person to get me out of this house gets a live in person performance of the entirety of snack homiez
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