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Russell Pumpkinshove

@meatgetsdirty.bsky.social
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Bad with vegetables but I can dream real good.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same, but I don't have a butterfly excuse.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And now you will be nervous forever...
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
marx beam
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a horror fan, black mirror Metalhead is quite wonderful.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Clap clap clap clap clap. Beautiful
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it is not illegal to create a little guy out of clay and then hold him in your hand
a tiny ceramic guy in the palm of my hand
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dress for the job you want
a costume of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm the Grimace's worst priest.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 24/07/2026
Tom Kean: 142 days missing Mitch McConnell: 42 days missing What job ever - anywhere - can you disappear for months at a time - without a word - & still have a job? When is Congress going to pass a law that 1 month missing is an automatic resignation of your seat?
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
incredible joke that someone else reposted for thousands of likes on here. thank you todd alcott. history will remember your name
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've said it many times before but I can't recommend Attack the Block enough. One of the best horror comedies ever made and a truly unique feeling film. Great monster design, tremendous characters and flawless performances. Hunt this shit down if you haven't watched it.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2026
money can't buy happiness means rich people can't shortcut to inner-peace by buying it, not that it's okay that regular people constantly have to find new ways to do with even less
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I saw one once but it was written in Dog and Google translate can't do that one.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just saying happy Sunday morning to my followers, why? And all the sex bots!
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love this poem
Ode To The Maggot
By Yusef Komunyakaa


Brother of the blowfly
And godhead, you work magic
Over battlefields,
In slabs of bad pork

And flophouses. Yes, you
Go to the root of all things.
You are sound & mathematical.
Jesus, Christ, you're merciless

With the truth. Ontological & lustrous,
You cast spells on beggars & kings
Behind the stone door of Caesar's tomb
Or split trench in a field of ragweed.

No decree or creed can outlaw you
As you take every living thing apart. Little
Master of earth, no one gets to heaven
Without going through you first.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Para prefix always reminds me of the use of 'virtually' in advertising. You can say virtually 100% of our competitors kick puppies, but when you get into it virtually essentially means 'not.' I know it's a not 1:1 comparison but still...
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Giant ball of red thread please. I've got a labyrinth to navigate. Dm for cash app to pay you back.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Thanks for the reminder, done!
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It'll be there in a Jif.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm so sorry this happened to you. Something something barf detector dot Ai. Or get some mud flaps on your bike.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There's so very little effort required to start a fire. But so very much effort to quench one.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think you need to be twins to accomplish this? Maybe friends with wolves? Wishing all the best on your new endeavor either way.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So fabulous!
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Y'all have that movie or two that you can't watch without ugly crying? Mine is Ip Man.
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
etsy shop to see them! My little vials come in today but I've been trying to refine it a bit more before I start selling. It has been such a fun craft and I'm so happy I can take a bit of the desert after it rains anywhere I go ♥️🌵🏜️
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Whenever it rains in the Chihuahuan desert, there is a heavy, clean earthy scent that is unique to the desert due to the carasote bush ♥️. I have been harvesting the oils and I usually use a bit in my hair because the smell of desert rain immediately makes my brain happy. I'm going to start a small
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There's nothing like the smell of a desert rainstorm. I'll definitely be watching for you to drop the link and pick up a vail or two.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yes, of course.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bet I could fit my whole head in big bird’s cloaca
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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I betchu clowns can clench their assholes in such a way that farts wine like air from a balloon
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I betchu clowns can uncork a wine so that it farts like air from a balloon.
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lyra crow @lyracr0w0.link · 15/03/2026
do you like my muffins…?
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Stardew Valley apron is the star of this one for me!
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sometimes you gotta make something...
Denethor steward of Gondor is eating a tomato with the horse teeth from Day of the Tentacle. Cartoon water squirts from it in front of the window form the past section of Day of the Tentacle.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I really like this insane mashup.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
One you had and lost or someone else's?
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Stoner Philly Fan @stonerphillyfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Farmer's Axe
A chicken sits in a field, a small bird says to it "how do you cope with the knowledge that the executioner's axe will soon swing down on you?"

"The who will do what now?" replies the chicken, stunned.
"The farmer!" says the bird

The chicken retracts its head inside its torso, proclaiming "I will not give him that sick satisfaction."

The chicken runs to the other chickens, its head inside its chest, saying "if you wanna live- quick! Make your body a fortress. Go inward. Be Like a turtle!"

Later, the farmer looks at the field, now full of chickens with no visible heads and says "dear lord, my farm is best by headless ghost chickens. Wretched, eerie creatures animated only by vengeance. My atonement will never sate their lust for retribution."
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
Drawing of a duck looking at a flier for curling lessonsduck pulling a curling stone A duck pushing a curling broomThat same duck on a podium winning first prize with a medal and crown
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
And so you're introducing articles of impeachment?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
And so you are introducing articles of impeachment?
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj8U...
youtube.com
Nirvana - Plateau (Live On MTV Unplugged, 1993 / Unedited)
YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If no means no hungry, then I'm budgeting right.
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Russell Pumpkinshove @meatgetsdirty.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.
A picture of my face edited by riotgrlerin printed on a pillow against a weird couch print backdrop.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls
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