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@mcadams.bsky.social
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
If a spider was running at me on the carpet I'd just grab all the hair that fell out of my pony tail and throw it like a net
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
I'm going to Bushwick if anyone needs anything
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Tomato poppers
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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
laterally me
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I'm watching some dragonflies have an absolute fuck party. never seen bugs so large having so much sex with each other
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
the max system: My tummy hurts Aaaaaaaaaaaa X.X <- I am dead
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
just cuz I'm married doesn't mean I'm """ran through"""
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
moaning like a girl while i shit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
just had a soup that fucking fixed me. I might need to lay down about this
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
an amazing fucking what
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
I don't even know what did it but my guts are FUCKED. The pain isn't bad anymore but now I have to be so so so careful and there's nothing here I can actually eat in this situation
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Colleen @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Bluesky saw it first
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Fuck the Fourth of July
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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defleppardfan94 @lemonadegrrrl.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
i'm going to make up some new rules for this place and none of you are going to like them
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I hate warm nights! The sun is gone!! There's nothing warm outside!!!
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Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
look we know the politics of Roku City are flawed, often genocidal, but their muni bonds are guaranteed fixed income
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Nothing worse than a dry sandwich. I like my sandwiches WET
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scoochatitch @scoochatitch.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
What if we kissed at the top of the pussy stairs
View through middle of Marquise-shaped staircase with red runner and white railings that looks pretty vaginal
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
fucking long island, we already have a full night of fireworks. the dog is completely inconsolable
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 02/07/2023
🎼 CIS FORMERS 🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE 🎵 CIS FORMERS 🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
if i was a dick i would get so mad about being sucked
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lily 🚘 @hondacrvthe3rd.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i like how this app works kind of poorly and doesn’t function well it makes me happy. doesn’t make the move from twitter too difficult.
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Cheesecake is a pie
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kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Gm this is what it feels like to be on blue sky
King of the hill bobby and Luanne are sitting out side and a guy drives up and says hey good looking and bobby thinks he’s talking to him so he says hey
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
before you graduate plastic surgeon school they should make you do plastic surgery on yourself
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lily 🚘 @hondacrvthe3rd.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
that’s the bitch with 147 followers on bluesky- u better suck her clit
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
SANCTUARY!!!!!!!!
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Cuck Liddell @cocklesnar.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
guy who tries to eat all of the fortune cookies in pursuit of secret ancient knowledge
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/04/2023
peacefully rotating, this is so nice [ ⓘ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘙 𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘈𝘝𝘌 ]
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
welcome one and all! yes, the posts are called "skeets" and yes, the entire place is a sex chatroom for elder millennials
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
bug dress
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
My contribution to the courtesy bot conversation is that you should like my replies specifically
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Quote repost should be called a squeef
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Bluesky is for shower thoughts and slutty lil selfies, truly what twitter once promised to be
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
they made my wife do doctor shit to a paid actor as an exam and she got an absurdly good grade
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I need to pack for a flight but I also need to smoke aaalllllll of this weed
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Newest painting! 8x8 inches. Acrylic and Colored Pencil on Wood
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drew peaches🏳️‍⚧️ @drewpeaches.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
adhd iceberg meme. top says things that are considered normal to adhd, bottom says “fuckin huge nutsack”
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
super unfortunate that bsky doesn’t do the thing where it tells you if mutuals follow an account you’re looking at. like that’s my resume dude
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Would happily block someone on a website with two people
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