Reposted by skunk ape (max)Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2023If a spider was running at me on the carpet I'd just grab all the hair that fell out of my pony tail and throw it like a net 082
Reposted by skunk ape (max)amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 07/09/2023does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals 611462277
Reposted by skunk ape (max)rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/07/2023breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv 481089194
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 19/07/2023I'm watching some dragonflies have an absolute fuck party. never seen bugs so large having so much sex with each other 040
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 18/07/2023the max system: My tummy hurts Aaaaaaaaaaaa X.X <- I am dead 020
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 18/07/2023just cuz I'm married doesn't mean I'm """ran through""" 010
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 06/07/2023just had a soup that fucking fixed me. I might need to lay down about this 080
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 05/07/2023I don't even know what did it but my guts are FUCKED. The pain isn't bad anymore but now I have to be so so so careful and there's nothing here I can actually eat in this situation 050
Reposted by skunk ape (max)Colleen @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Bluesky saw it first 2285
Reposted by skunk ape (max)defleppardfan94 @lemonadegrrrl.bsky.social · 04/07/2023i'm going to make up some new rules for this place and none of you are going to like them 0134
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I hate warm nights! The sun is gone!! There's nothing warm outside!!! 050
Reposted by skunk ape (max)Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis.bsky.social · 03/07/2023look we know the politics of Roku City are flawed, often genocidal, but their muni bonds are guaranteed fixed income 1172
Reposted by skunk ape (max)ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/07/2023when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want. 71136241
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Nothing worse than a dry sandwich. I like my sandwiches WET 010
Reposted by skunk ape (max)scoochatitch @scoochatitch.bsky.social · 03/07/2023What if we kissed at the top of the pussy stairs 110218
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2023fucking long island, we already have a full night of fireworks. the dog is completely inconsolable 000
Reposted by skunk ape (max)XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 02/07/2023🎼 CIS FORMERS 🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE 🎵 CIS FORMERS 🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 12597153
Reposted by skunk ape (max)my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 02/07/2023if i was a dick i would get so mad about being sucked 3375
Reposted by skunk ape (max)lily 🚘 @hondacrvthe3rd.bsky.social · 02/07/2023i like how this app works kind of poorly and doesn’t function well it makes me happy. doesn’t make the move from twitter too difficult. 15110
Reposted by skunk ape (max)kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Gm this is what it feels like to be on blue sky 5739113
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2023before you graduate plastic surgeon school they should make you do plastic surgery on yourself 030
Reposted by skunk ape (max)lily 🚘 @hondacrvthe3rd.bsky.social · 10/06/2023that’s the bitch with 147 followers on bluesky- u better suck her clit 4339
Reposted by skunk ape (max)Cuck Liddell @cocklesnar.bsky.social · 02/07/2023guy who tries to eat all of the fortune cookies in pursuit of secret ancient knowledge 0122
Reposted by skunk ape (max)wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/04/2023peacefully rotating, this is so nice [ ⓘ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘙 𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘈𝘝𝘌 ] 51379348
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2023welcome one and all! yes, the posts are called "skeets" and yes, the entire place is a sex chatroom for elder millennials 2204
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 28/06/2023My contribution to the courtesy bot conversation is that you should like my replies specifically 020
Reposted by skunk ape (max)j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 23/06/2023Bluesky is for shower thoughts and slutty lil selfies, truly what twitter once promised to be 1626
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 24/06/2023they made my wife do doctor shit to a paid actor as an exam and she got an absurdly good grade 131
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 24/06/2023I need to pack for a flight but I also need to smoke aaalllllll of this weed 020
Reposted by skunk ape (max)Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 04/06/2023Newest painting! 8x8 inches. Acrylic and Colored Pencil on Wood 65214
Reposted by skunk ape (max)nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023super unfortunate that bsky doesn’t do the thing where it tells you if mutuals follow an account you’re looking at. like that’s my resume dude 1183
skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 22/06/2023Would happily block someone on a website with two people 1235