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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

yes good sure do that that thing you do

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

wearing a hat that says undecided voter to drastically increase the rate of weird shit happening around me

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 11/07/2024

what does “7” mean what the fuck are they saying to me

brown tabbies lying down on a tile floor making the shape of a 7

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 08/07/2024

i’m here representing flat chested women no i will not come down from the floodlight

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 07/07/2024

why did i have to walk through someone’s entire house to use the bathroom at this sizable public accommodation

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

i’m home 4 1/2 hours a day on average these last few months do you think the cats miss me or are they just doing whatever the fuck this is all day regardless of me

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

not bad for just getting to where i can’t deny i’m in my mid-30s if i’m allowed to be immodest here

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

everything happening in this train car is disgusting i’m going to pop a xanax and start tweezing my eyebrows what’s the point in staying above this

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

heading home in the body odor car

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

i always get a year older on the day they make everyone stop being gay

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

in light of popular opinion i will be doubling the length of my neck

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

okay i watched the thing i think cnn fucked up they should have stopped it after the 3rd rat pack era insult and handed out jello cups

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 24/06/2024

my neighbor and i made this submarine to go look at sunken group chats

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

thought i woke up hungover but i remembered i didn’t drink it’s just been very hot and sticky for what feels like 20 days straight

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

feel like i’m narrowly dodging a flying saucepan whenever i log in

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

group chat chernobyls everyday

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

dust cloud blew by down the street it’s probably fine

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

hope i live until i’m old enough to spout complete horseshit and barrel through questioning when nothing’s riding on it. my aunt insists rice crispy treats are called “granola bars” and says “when i were growing up we called it that” lady you grew up speaking arabic

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

we’ve advanced 400 miles so far but supply lines are getting attenuated and the locals have raised bands of skirmishers to harry the parade’s flanks

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

got my hair done professionally for the first time in years and walked outside to get boiled

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

why is someone belting the national anthem somewhere in this neighborhood that’s very ominous

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

how to explain to a cat that the tar is still very hot from daytime he cannot go on the roof he’ll scald his giant feet

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

this was all a stunt to get me to buy more surface to surface missiles

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

wait is that one the bitcoin shithead or the information warfare shithead or the discord weirdo or the other discord weirdo or the balls guy or

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

got home and the cats are medium rare it’s hot folks

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

me and her sister went with her today to get the rest shaved and some lady in another chair is weeping and all 3 of us are rolling our eyes and muttering “stop that”

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

another sarcophagus appeared in the bluesky elder pantheon what happened what did you guys do

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

my aunt just barreled through chemo hair loss like she’d been through it before. nearly all of it came out in the shower while i was there this afternoon and as i was cleaning the tub she’s calling my brother to ask for pointers on how to deal with the unprotected scalp thing

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

recently made aware of Kick and i think we need to launch a trident at whoever’s responsible for it

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

months of extremely insufficient and bad sleep but i’m still spry enough to win fights over the last weird fruit in the grocery store

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

herman cain gave his life to teach an object lesson no one will learn

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

i’m taking leadership of this waiting room no one else here has been described as having an “evil shape” by a drunk guy in his late 50s at a gay bar

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

we now turn to our national security correspondent who speaks with her lips open and her teeth closed

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

i was about to say these web sites need something akin to natural disasters that pop up irregularly but with enough frequency to be recognized like locusts or something but they kind of do have that

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

i would like to clarify that my earlier posts complaining about the weapons lobby was not supposed to foreshadow whatever’s going on now no one consults me on this shit

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

americans are lonelier than ever meanwhile i’m doing fine telling strangers that lately i’ve been getting into reading about really bad submarines

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

i’m going to create a youtube account to post my 10 hour video on dennis prager’s biography as i extrapolate it from his internet shows alone and then abandon it forever

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

it’s so cool that we have a weapons lobby and it’s more powerful than most and there’s nearly no one running on pointing at it and going “look at that what the fuck is that thing”

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

i don’t think my governor has a dog’s brain. “make masks illegal because i saw a video of protestors taking the subway” is too arcane for dogs. it comes from living in a circlejerk where the only concerns you hear are from other people who just get driven between climate controlled spaces all day

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

yeah that’s an ancient Type of Guy they’ve been around since probably arpanet no we don’t know how to kill them

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

due to the complexity of my foreign interests it’s actually a reasonable course of action for me to give a bunch of weapons to this subway masturbator

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

this summer play along with a group of adventurers searching a tomb of unknown architecture where they will discover the reason why the ancients forgot the god within (boring)

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

since i just left for work i figured i’d let everyone know the cats won the fishing pole game

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

no one in this public game lobby appreciates that i’m in character as dennis prager

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

i really have to venture out of town to see the best in ill-conceived local tv commercials. businesses here will get cringe or weird but you need a certain kind of insularity to make a cartoon from hell for a car dealership that urges you to go insane

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

every waiting room has these home renovation shows and i don’t know why but they all just fill me with rage. oh is this like your vacation getaway from your busy life? an oasis of peace? should we immure you in shiplap

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

i’m still wired i think i should grill lunches for the next work week one after the other in the middle of the night

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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

just passed my audition for cars 5 i’m voicing the cybertruck

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