iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/09/2026

being in your thirties means eating breakfast regularly for the first time in your life because otherwise your morning supplements and vitamins make your tummy hurt at work

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/09/2026

i hate a "continue" or "remind me in three days" dialogue window. this is coercive. i do not consent to being reminded Ever

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/09/2026

i have perfect recall of every sandwich i've ever eaten. the work lunch run from the subway near my old warehouse job. the dry cheese and turkey on a waxy croissant from the 2006 family reunion on my father's side. the ham and gruyere i dipped in tomato bisque the last time i saw her. all of it

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/08/2026

around age 30 i decided the rest of my life would be dedicated primarily to just kind of hanging out

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 21/08/2026

me: rid yourself of desire and be present in the moment. that's the key to finding peace my dog, staring at my food: wow. just say no. asshole

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 21/08/2026

sometimes people say "no pun intended" when they did intend it. they did intend it

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/08/2026

my team at work has started using Rally ticketing to keep track of projects and it's remarkable how quickly it shifts everyone's focus from "getting shit done" to "ensuring i have a documented history of productivity," which is NOT the same thing at all

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 09/08/2026

sup man, thanks for coming over. hey, this is a shoes-off house, you can leave them by the door. yep, pants too. just hang your shirt on the rack. want a beer?

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 30/07/2026

banks should offer a virtual ATM where you withdraw money online and they send doordash to your house with an envelope full of cash

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 18/07/2026

old timey guys really snapped with "consarn it"

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/07/2026

olivia miles

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/07/2026

thinking of becoming a middleman. not sure yet what product or industry but i'm confident about the business model

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 11/08/2023

might take two or three decades off work

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 30/06/2026

every 3-6 months i inexplicably procrastinate on a major work project for weeks til round 6pm the day before some important meeting i caffeine pill myself into an all-nighter and complete it while Experiencing Hell. there are no external consequences for this and i will never learn to stop, probably

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/06/2026

the cissest thing i did as a boy in college was put my two tegan and sara posters on my dorm room ceiling

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/06/2026

i do support animal testing because quite frankly it's unfair that only humans get to enjoy research chemicals

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 20/06/2026

good news. pistachio rosemary spring onion pizza

close up of neapolitan white pizza (no tomato sauce just olive oil under the cheese) covered in crumbled pistachio, spring onion, rosemary, red and green pepper flakes

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026

finally dialed in my mental health stack. it's estrogen, ozempic, ashwaganda, microdosed psilocybin, allegra, tums, metamucil, hitting my weed pen at work, and one djarum black every 14 days

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026

i have these noise canceling headphones i really like but every time i sneeze they make a weird chime beep sound and turn off the noise canceling feature

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026

gotta believe there's a way to make a cigarette that's actually healthier for you to breathe than air

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 17/06/2026

did a FOIA for my Palantir profile and it says i'm a "suspected homosexual?"

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/06/2026

made the simpsons in paralives but accidentally made marge into an absolute smokeshow

paralives screenshot, character creator. marge simpson with a beautiful face

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/05/2026

drunk in the hotel room despondent that i can't text my dog

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 12/05/2026

if you get good enough at SQL you can become kind of an office Rasputin figure who no one understands but everyone fears and respects

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 11/05/2026

doggirl lil jon: til the vet take both my balls

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 07/05/2026

does anyone know how to prepare if you have to fly to texas for a work conference next week and would prefer not to get hantavirus. do i take ashwagandha

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/04/2026

i've got macroplastics in my blood. they showed me the scan and it's like army men and dinosaurs in there

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026

another NFL draft is over. and once again, all thirty-two (!) teams have failed to draft a single woman,

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026

thread of my little tomodachis SPACE christina koch and jebediah kerman

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 23/04/2026

filing this away in a folder called "post if china invades by sea"

a blue and white signpost with an airplane icon and arrow on either side of the words "xi jinping's hawaii tour" above a xi jinping mii strolling merrily

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 16/04/2026

i am coming out as a BIG TENT DEMOCRAT. i am comfortable with candidates being as far to the right as an AOC or Hasan Piker type as long as the progressive wing of the party is strong too

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/04/2026

i'm so worried i'm going to look back on life from my deathbed and be overcome with regret that i didn't spend enough time playing video games alone in my house

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/04/2026

i've been charmed by the mountains of duluth, minnesota

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/04/2026

when you have a child do they force you to give them your last name or can i name my son Bill Horse

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 01/04/2026

it's important to get your three to six hours of phone screen between bedtime and work

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 27/03/2026

stopped drinking alcohol and started taking magnesium for sleep quality and suddenly i don't feel terrified all the time. that can't be right

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/03/2026

i got chinese takeout from my favorite chinese takeout place and they just updated to a new POS system so their receipt is new and different and now right at the top next to my name it says 40 PREVIOUS ORDERS

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 14/03/2026

learn more about these and other programs at chud.gov

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 12/03/2026

are predicaments escapable top three best predicament strategies 2026 top ways to escape a predicament new predicament meta get out of any predicament EASY

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 22/01/2026

if my medical provider doesn't make our time together even a little bit erotic wtf am i even having my appendix removed for

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/01/2026

this is from a song you may recognize, but with a clever twist - one of the lyrics has been changed to something vulgar. see if you can spot where the shift occurs

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/01/2026

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 12/01/2026

seeking musicians for a cover band to play only the songs from the album 'chipmunks on 16 speed - sludgefest', the alvin and the chipmunks album slowed down

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 11/12/2025

this account is now sponsored by babynames.com

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 21/11/2025

could i start a burger chain called ten guys or does five guys' trademark give them de facto ownership of burger space branding involving any number of guys

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cultural joe-ggernaut @neoraven.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Spongebob Big Guy Pants Okay

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