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Rodney

@ddr.bsky.social
4.1K followers 373 following 811 posts

unspeakable horror in funny hat. patron saint of adultery. smoking on that shit that made wayne little

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BIRDIE @curlylarryand.moe · 30/10/2024
i'm shy about my big jiggly butt
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
its time to fuck
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
is jody still on here
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
i cant fuck
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
im one of the most powerful gamblers in the US
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
im dying
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/10/2023
hey guys check this out
an mspaint recreation of one of the OPPENHEIMER (2023) promotional posters where cillain murphy stands pensively while engulfed in and surrounded by balls of fire from explosions. the image is basically exactly that with fireballs and explosive plumes that bathe the figure of murphy in shades of orange and yellow. i primarily used the crayon tool and airbrush to give the texture of the explosions, with the brightest spot being directly behind murphy himself. he stands there wearing a dark brown suit looking handsome as always with his fun little hat, albeit surrounded by fire. his face is of course a clock as you should expect by now. that's just a given. the promotional text has also been spoofed. the title reads "CLOCKENHEIMER" with the numbers 10, 22, and 23 below the C, N, and R respectively for the date. above it reads "A CLOCK BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY" and below reads "THE WORLD FOREVER CHANGES". beneath murphy it reads "DRAWN WITH MSPAINT EXCLUSIVELY" and "HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT"
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
rodney update: i’m extremely sick almost every day and its difficult to even move. and despite all this i have a huge trip planned that will involve a lot of bustling around and not having much time to rest. my reward for completing this quest will be one(1) full year of sitting on my ass Gaming
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
does your body just stop working if you dont have enough primary sex hormone is that whats happening to me
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
i need to change everything
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
not sure if im sick or if something happened to me but no matter how hard i wash them my fingertips keep reeking of onions
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
i dont even give a shit about fucking anymore
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Sex
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
really bad day 👍
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
i NEED to kill myself
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
cissexualism is seeming quite trendy these days
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
generally anytime something bad happens to someone attractive i see that as a necessary moral good
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
group jerk as friends tn queen?
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
im still fucking and sucking in the world today
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
working out and eating lean but getting noticibly stronger and gaining weight(???)
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Does anyone know how to stop being sad
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
passed in public yesterday to an Employee even after they heard me speak. trying to figure out why this happened
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
How are you supposed to reckon with being ugly. Do you just gaslight yourself into thinking it isnt true. Whats the play even
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
im high as fuck off gummies and im about to cry i want pussy so bad
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
me: why dont the guys who build condos just kill themselves and everyone around them instead of doing that my mom: yeah
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
i have to go be raw paleo about this
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
i have to go on a low(high? which is the good one) FODMAP diet about this
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
i have to go avoid seed oils about this
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
i had a dream where one of my friends gave me a roofie candy and i spat it out as soon as i could but i was still delirious and pissing red for like two hours i pissed red in the dream and i was so pissed off and then i woke up and went to piss and it was yellow and i was so happy
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
I <3 FAT TRANNEIS
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
>they ask me if i have gel in my hair >i say no >they ask if it’s just greasy >i washed it 5 hours ago >they ask Then how the hell does it stick straight up like that >mfw they don’t know
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
everyone needs to die
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
do you ever just. spend your whole life just trying to make as much money as possible in the hopes that someday a life worth living will come of it
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
candid of me wearing a dress
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Pussy is sometthing that can be so soft
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
i can imagine a man with breasts so big you wouldnt know peace
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rory ✦* @vaurealis.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
i hate that there's only like 15 people on bluesky so every little minor spat anyone has inherently becomes feed-encompassing drama
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
im glad that theres already people whose entire bluesky page is just arguing and discourse and drama and callouts and bullshit. Good website
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
its important to have a 5’2 boyfriend with pillowy labia
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
i can tell i dont pass cuz my uber rating keeps going down even tho i tip high and am polite+quiet
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
getting pussy today
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Lost 6 Pounds
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
they should invent a grindr where all the men are beautiful and they all eat your pussy without calling you a girl
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
its a relaxing thought to know i will never be beautiful
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
being depressed feels so good sometimes
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please pass the milk please @theneedledrop.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
i am once again sitting in the cuck chair seeing my husband getting loved and taken cared of the ocky way
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
They need to make porn thast like “Guy rubs pussy with his hand and then stops”
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
One of my friends said to me “Warframe hit you like crack rock” Nd im glD i have people in my life who will be honest with me
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Not posting tummy to bluesky but im thinking about it
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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
i cant even cap about having height dysphoria cuz i do tall people shit all the time i take steps 2 at a time. i dance with my arms fully extended. i stand up all the way. im lanky kong
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