kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The fact that everything is desert flavored is pushing me to become the joker. 060
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Mouse I saw on the trail today. Not shown is he got really defensive and stood his ground when I started to walk toward him 1110
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Even tho I’m not super active on here these days I’m not going back to twitter. Simple as. 190
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Woke is estimated to have killed a billion trillion people 1317719
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I hate it when my clones blood boy starts asking me what the outside world is like and calling me “papa”. Who taught him that? This is why I keep going through blood boys 010
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Uh oh guys. If we’re not careful, the Republicans might start calling the Democrats communists. Could you even imagine such a thing? 1252
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Faulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026if you all stop giving will stancil attention he’ll just go away. y’all know that, right? he’s just a nobody on the internet, same as all of us. he only has an audience if you choose to give him attention. 2283
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The people in this town have more voting power than anyone in California 030
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Volunteering at the food bank this morning and we had to discard 4 cases of Taylor Farms salad bowls that were donated by a local grocery chain a couple of days ago. They gave us recalled food knowing it was contaminated, and wrote it off as a donation. 🤬 31943071270
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026electricity use went down 2% compared to this month last year but my bill increased 18%. so happy to be doing my part to support Virginia’s data center buildout 870950
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Love when an app is like “enjoying our product? We’d love to hear from you” and then I hit no and they don’t want to hear from me anymore 071
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Volcanoes are basically pimples of the earth 091
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy 15194771207
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It would be kind of funny if they just rolled a Mitch McConnell actor out in a wheel chair and were like “see he’s doing better!” And also the actor is black because nothing really matters for republicans 120
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Butterflies don’t make sense but that’s not my business 040
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026(joined nov 2024 voice) men deserve to be forgiven 325236
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Look there should be Gen Z kids speed running the hospital Mitch McConnell’s in like they did with Scientology 0132
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hate it when people make USA their whole personality. Like get a new hobby dude 062
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They do this with those ig/tt/yt videos where they casually slip in 5 seconds of them play a gambling app (often Rainbet) and win $40. It’s very obvious once you’ve seen the 3rd one in a row like this if you have a functioning brain 030
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 01/07/2026How it started and how it ended 1517
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026RT to get this idea to more people please 030
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A fun thing to do is go into your local ig/fb pages and any time a crime happens in a white neighborhood, especially a rich one and where the crime is by a white person, post shit like “Damn why is it always in [neighborhood]?” “[neighborhood] has been going downhill for a while. I’d sell my house” 073
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Pilot the Eva, Obama. Or else Joe will have to do it again 020
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Okay but Pete Buttigieg did kill all those dogs lest we forget 342
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Conservative hipsters be like “Oh man I can’t believe Joe Biden went woke. I was such a huge fan of his early work. Like when he collabed with Storm Thurmond. But, hey, I guess that’s why you gotta separate the art from the artist” 010
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Woman just started off a presentation with “I’m a daughter” damn. fr? 260
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play 7855311581
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Would you rather have the system we have now, or a system where you get every day of your 20s off, then they work you until you die, no retirement, but you do get normal time off like weekends, holidays etc 120
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If Disney wasn’t so woke they’d be making Dinosaur 2 instead of Toy Story 11 050
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Popcorn is more evidence of God than the complexities of the human body 120
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I strapped dynamite to my crutches so they wouldn't let me take them inside does this violate the ADA? 0161
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝The Verge @theverge.com · 12/06/2026While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/... 28589643758
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026wow, new york going crazy right now. my friend just sent me this video of his aunt in queensstatic.klipy.comAunt May's Terror: Bomb AttackAlt: Aunt May's Terror: Bomb Attack 1386
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One day everyone will have been a Knicks fan 020
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i knew rich assholes felt this way but i'm not sure i've ever actually seen them just say it in plain english 702428705
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ben Shapiro right nowstatic.klipy.comRaeswae's Dramatic Reaction in Regular ShowAlt: Raeswae's Dramatic Reaction in Regular Show 040
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Well well well. If it isn’t the lady from the sensory deprivation store. I told you I didnt do a total paint job in the tank. it was a different guy and he was huge and he was wearing a captains hat. It didn’t have to turn into a shouting match in the hall in front of George Lopez 050
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You got a rat shit profile pick dude. Do better 130
Reposted by kenny gesserit 🦝kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Them: what do you use internet for Me: i use internet for internet 031
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They need to pass a law that makes it less awkward and painful to cancel your internet service 140
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The dingos actually got her baby. And you’re all laughing at it 020
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Where me and the fellas go after a day of rock climbing Editors note: a Gumby is a slang word in the rock climbing community for a person who flops around on the walls 030
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Do they call the game early if you’re down by too many points 010
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The knicks had to lose because the fans were getting a little too annoying, not sorry 120
kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’ll be honest, I really love the game. I had a lot of nostalgia for it because I used to watch one of my best friends play when we lived together. Obviously the pacing is terrible but overall I liked the story and I hope one day they a do a proper remake for it that gets everything right. 030
