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@nutmeg.bsky.social
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the first thing I do whenever I walk into a patient’s room is conduct a vibe check

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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
remembered this app again (thank you @simonee.bsky.social)
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I am Addicted to Brushing My Teeth
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
online shopping for my bratz doll. she needs a sweater dress to go with her chanel boots
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I personally feel like everyone should leave ariana grande alone
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
the last thing this place needs is another zionist
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
they’re having a seance
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
another night enduring pizza’s biggest betrayal…..acid reflux
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
hey…..
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
good morning
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
hi. I fucking guess
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
once again popping in to say hi and then not post again for like six months
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
how am I 28 and still struggling to make new friends. I know the answer is because I’m autistic but still
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
I liked him so much too I wish it worked out
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
been searching for these two tops for my bratz doll, both of which are pretty rare, and I finally found them. galactic levels of slay
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
my angle here now 🩷🩷🩷
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
so what’s tea guys. what’s the hot goss
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
hello I have returned again
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
hello I have returned
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
the exam I took today…. truly a sinister energy
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
just remembered this app exists again
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
my gender is “woman” in the way that God is a woman by ariana grande
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
hello
a kitty sitting awkwardly, and handsomely
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
you guys don’t even know that I have a plush albino burmese python named Arabella
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
does anyone have $500 I can hold onto and never give back
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
what’s up guys it’s thursday night and I’m googling how to order semaglutide in the mail
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
arlene, a bad bitch
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
so happy to report that my dad is now On Here
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sorry babe I was staring at the wall
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
just learned about how gruesome a honeybee’s death is after stinging someone and started crying
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
dude I’m at the airport and there’s this couple talking to each other about how they “got a lot of color” at the beach. I turn around and the “color” in question is salmon pink
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
the amount of seroquel I’m going to take before this flight to ensure that I don’t wake up until I am literally walking off the plane will shock you all
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skunk ape (max) @mcadams.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
they made my wife do doctor shit to a paid actor as an exam and she got an absurdly good grade
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
completed my first formal OSCE this morning and high passed. what a good day. exclusively good vibes all around
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
super unfortunate that bsky doesn’t do the thing where it tells you if mutuals follow an account you’re looking at. like that’s my resume dude
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
PCOS works hard but my tweezers, razors, and wax strips work harder
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
the clinic gave my wife prednisone which essentially means I just got some free prednisone. marriage is so cool
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
is she really giving you bedroom eyes or is it just congenital ptosis
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
I Lived It: I Meant to Tweeze a Specific Eyebrow Hair But Accidentally Pulled Out a Different One
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
the healing touch of an autistic woman
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
still thinking about this
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
I love when people are gay
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
behind every hot girl there’s a secret more sinister hot girl
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
look at these little leopard print booties. my girl is slaying
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
all raccoons are autistic. I’ve just decided this
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
asking my doctor to write a note to my landlord detailing why it’s medically necessary for my rent to be lowered
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nutmeg @nutmeg.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I love tramadol
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