Reposted by ColinJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 8hIf you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 2253526944
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 10hif Helen Keller didn’t exist, then how do you explain 3OH!3’s Don’t Trust Me? 3111
Reposted by ColinCole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 11hIt’s really funny that executives cannot accept that what people liked about heated rivalry wasn’t the romance and hockey but it was explicitly the copious amounts of gay sex!!! 113320
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 13hBREAKING: Madame Web to be re-released into theatres with new footage ahead of Avengers: Doomsday. 2194
Reposted by ColinPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 14hJust from a pure entertainment perspective: Would be very funny. 910610
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 14hi haven’t been to the gym in a week and i’m still a little sniffly and it wasn’t a sickness that made me lose weight and get jacked 😭 070
Reposted by ColinA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 19h"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand 844932
Reposted by ColinJasmine @feistybunnygirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remember when they kicked an entire girl’s softball team out of the championship game because a player posted a private Snapchat where she was flipping off the camera? It’s funny how they never worry about ruining girl’s futures. 7260901375
Reposted by ColinElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It was the Cornell student paper, with an editorial board that appears to be all women, that first named the rapists and REFUSED to let the story die. 5347102
Reposted by ColinParis Marx @parismarx.com · 28/09/2026The lie that privatization will reduce wait times is already being exposed, but that won’t stop political leaders from continuing to try to destroy our public healthcare system. 2341140
Reposted by ColinPop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.” 241882534
Reposted by ColinChet Scoville @chesterscoville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When, four weeks from now, this does not happen, some reporter will ask about it and Trump will just start insulting them. None of the other reporters in the room will object as he does so. 1105
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen Housewives in 2004 🤝 I wanna feel desperate 2201
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ryan murphy trying to revive glee and not popular is why god hates fags 2120
Reposted by ColinJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT? 322009643
Reposted by ColinJezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Instagram decided to block my post from getting in front of the right people. Tut tut tut. Oh dear. That doesn’t look great does it?" Pugh wrote www.jezebel.com/florence-pug... 9640200
Reposted by ColinOliver Moore @oliver-moore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think the government and military *should* be opposed to fascism globalnews.ca/news/1168850...globalnews.caConservative MP searches for ‘antifa’ in federal government, Canadian Armed Forces - National | Globalnews.caFederal departments and the Canadian Armed Forces must answer by April how many members of anti-fascist groups work for the public service and the military. 159831
Reposted by ColinKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You're dooming. New penguin just dropped and you're dooming.people.comScientists Identify New Penguin Species for the First Time in More Than 100 YearsA new species of penguin has been discovered for the first time in 100 years, according to a study. Researchers found evidence that the gentoo penguin actually consists of four different species, and ... 126883
Reposted by ColinScott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The Laughing Cow is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up.' 1171
Reposted by ColinMeredith Borders @mereborders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026News cycles like this one leave women with surreal, paralyzing grief and suffocating PTSD and then we're just expected to go through our fucking days and do our fucking jobs and be fucking pleasant on top of it all. Tired doesn't begin to cover it anymore. 04516
Reposted by ColinDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11141311410
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026good thing i brought charleston in since my car is covered in frost! 130
Reposted by Colinderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 337152531266
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New from Rolling Stone: “What Some People Really Mean When They Say They Haven’t Heard Of Grace McLady” 1359
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we’re exactly one week from finding out if Howley and his friends can stop Nicki Miraj… and if Howley will survive the experience 😰 #PrayForHowley🫎 030
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026crazy that i’ve had four (4) long rests since i started feeling sick and im not 100% better 2100
Reposted by Colinrobbie does art @robbiedoesart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"To me, my X-Men!" #XMen #XMen97 #MarvelFanArt 1309
Reposted by ColinMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin. 317935
Reposted by ColinGaz @rycbar39.bsky.social · 27/09/2026First look at Rachel Weisz back as Evelyn O’Connell in The Mummy 4 (via Daily Mail) 1212
Reposted by ColinAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026An ancient and magical amber bear 🐻 ✨ Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea. National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen 📷 by me #Archaeology 111044240
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i should try knitting again but i have to finish the cross stitch and a couple coworker have asked for some crochet plants 060
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Charleston is gonna have to move inside now for a bit before he gets fridged i think 020
Reposted by ColinMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Speaking as an AI artist”static.klipy.comGwen Stefani - Don't SpeakAlt: No Doubt - Don't Speak 181555208
Reposted by Colinvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this 432882580
Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wild how rupauls drag race uk season 8 ended after 3 episodes… 170
Reposted by ColinNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026All this discourse is just a distraction from the new Carly Rae Jepsen record 013632
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.
Absolutely wild. 1/2
[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]
Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]
$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.
10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.
Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.
I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?
[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me
[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ybkylffhwhn2an2ic2lxh76k/bafkreiaanor72a6up5kzdjejmmzvad3lvqqimzavejo6yowdodrqftlzwq)
