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MaybeACrook

@maybeacrook.bsky.social
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Nerd, both professional and amateur Blooming Onion Man supporter I just hope everyone has fun out there He/Him

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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 1m
Someone post the poll about more factories in the us vs wanting to work in those factories
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27m
I don’t think the roman helmet guys on musk’s csam emporium know this one (from josephine quinn’s how the world made the West)
By now the Roman imperial economy depended heavily on African agriculture, manufacturing, and trade, much of which was in the hands of Africans themselves. At the same time, local landowners attained great power and status in Rome: by the 180s CE nearly a third of Roman senators were of African origin.[33] These were men like Septimius Severus,
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 5h
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 9h
nono, you're confused, it's easy. If it's a girl its Incubus and if it's a boy it's Hoobastank
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6h
I had no idea Babyface could be that controversial, he's Babyface, he makes music for the houseplants to listen to while 80s kids have sex
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 17h
The set design here with the ray of sunshine poking in is one of the nastiest things I've ever seen in sports media. I don't even work in cinematography and I can see what they're doing
Deshaun Watson being interviewed on TNF
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 17h
I want to unpack this a tiny bit, which I think I can do without getting anybody in too much trouble: One verrry underreported aspect of campaigns like this, for obvious reasons, is “which TV pundits have the same agents as athletes they’re covering”
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 17h
That browns receiving group is wasted on deshaun watson
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 23h
Fatou Traore, a legal resident in the U.S. for 20 years, was grabbed by ICE on her way to work at the University of Iowa on Sept. 24. Traore was told she'll be sent to Sierra Leone, which she’s never even visited, leaving her husband & sons: Yousouf, 3; Boubacar, 8; Mamadou, 14; and Esoumaila, 19.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23h
Bonsoir
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/10/2026
concerning
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a hell of a sequence
Are you going to ignore the courts when they say this this denial is—

Well, the court actually said that, if you look at the judge's decision, he's been a very anti-Trump judge, which is very interesting. But if you look at his decision, he really said process. He talked about—come back to us with process.

He's a Trump-appointed judge. He was appointed by you. 

Yeah, he was. He was. It's one of those things.

You don't think you're ignoring what he ordered you to do? You don't think you're ignoring his order?

No, I'm not. I'm not ignoring his order. I'm just saying that when I don't have to go out of my way, these people write only bad stories. When they say orders, what order? I'm not even aware.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"There’s no moral or practical justification for the death penalty no matter how you do it. It’s cruel and arbitrary and it doesn’t act as a deterrent. It brutalizes the people who carry it out and traumatizes the families of victims, and the pattern of its application is openly racist."
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Waiting for the next Mr. Death
I don’t want to see anybody hurt, anybody tortured
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cox has also banned fluoridation of water and packed his state supreme court so Republicans can gerrymander at will. Thoughts and feelings ass motherfucker.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike with 43 and counting, most points in a playoff game ever!
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ennui-tery
@jerkwheatery.bsky.social
Bluesky Elder
Guy in an Aggie hat saw my Hog
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Off the streets today.
Ground meats, cheeses, ice creams (sweet corn and mint chip, honey, and large roasts and ribs from the University of Minnesota Meat and Dairy Showroom
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hispanic -40 fall damage buff acknowledged
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
After the "send me" verse in Isaiah, a guy is told to proclaim the total destruction of his own stupid country. (That might sound so apt that it's confessional or whatever, but these guys don't know anything about all that. They don't read. They just think it sounds cool)
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Read chapter 5, Pete. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness (v20) Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks, who acquit the guilty for a bribe, but deny justice to the innocent (v22-23)
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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 30/09/2026
Charlie Brown had hoes senate meme
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've always said "the pro-Israel American right-wing only supports Israel so they have a place to deport Jews," but I never thought they would make it quite so literal. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/n...
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A Hasidic Jew Protested Against an Israeli Flag. He May Be Deported. (Gift Article)
Yehonatan Ovadia, who opposed the mounting of the flag in a small New York town, belongs to a Hasidic branch that is anti-Zionist. He is now in ICE custody.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
super bad teams list
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree with the fullcast, Kamario Taylor should be kept in maroon. How are those oil prices looking rn?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He didn't just vote on it, he was one of the lead writers of the bill! He's either been the second or third most influential Republican in the Senate on all recent college sports legislation!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uh oh
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Scare-a Anderson @magneticsara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool cool cool. Reel saying "Dads, protect your daughters by not sending them to college." We are all entitled to participate in public life, and it harms us to be held at a distance from it.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026
This is piling on, but there is no Section 109, Row 1 for Atlanta Hawks games in State Farm Arena.
A chart from GOP senate staffers showing a text message from Jack Smith's staff asking if Section 109, Row 1 was reserved for Jack.For basketball games at State Farm Arena, there is no row labeled "Row 1."
Instead, the very first row of Section 109 for basketball is labeled Row AA.
How the Rows Work in Section 109
The rows in Section 109 do not follow a standard numerical order. They are split into double-letter and single-letter configurations:
• Premium Club Seats (Closest to Court): The rows start at Row AA (the true front row of the section) and run through Row NN.
• Standard Lower Bowl Seats: The section continues further back with Row P through Row X.
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THEY CALL IT AN XBOX 360 BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best part is when Schmitt gets angry that she points out he has the team wrong, as though he's the one who was wronged bsky.app/profile/atru...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can the electorate at large afford stay at home parents like that?
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fullcast after dark said "I want Marcel to switch sports" 😭
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Millions of reasons why I hate this (and most of real life right now), but everyone acting like they have no free will might make me the angriest. "We can't simply make MORE money, we have no choice but to make the MOST money even if we're screwing our future selves. It's out of our hands!"
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The last thing you see before your football season is saved
Case Keenum backing up a trailer full of touchdowns in a progressive insurance ad
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would a&m be better with 39 year old case keenum at qb?
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM RUSHING TOUCHDOWN DAGGER JUST LIKE WE ALL PREDICTED
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MaybeACrook @maybeacrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In prayers tonight lil crook prayed for his mom and future step step mom (moms gf) I made sure to text his mom that she needs to be ring shopping lmao
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is unbelievably gorgeous. 🥰 Reminds me of hearing our mariachi club play back when I was in Houston.
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