Reposted by Mattie StealsTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119613108
Reposted by Mattie StealsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved. 618116512032
Reposted by Mattie StealsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026giving $10 to a rich asshole to receive $1 in return is trickle down economics summed up in one 2 minute video 321932387
Reposted by Mattie StealsLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every single person in line asking if it's true what porno is like now 4899699
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This comes nearly 21 years to the day of when my mom died of pancreatic cancer and 15 years after a friend from college. Pancreatic cancer is horrific. I'm excited to finally see progress on treatment and I hope this treatment can be extended to all in need. 000
Reposted by Mattie StealsDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Rory McIlroy might be the only living person who hates LIV Golf more than I do. 1703481441
Reposted by Mattie StealsKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026RIP THE LEGEND JONNY TOHM (1941-1883) 365 Careers 19 Victoryies 1.1111111 Average Sports 50-50-50 First Man to be in Ocean 4X World Player (200, 300, 300, 300) First Woman to Vote (1920) America's Most Beautiful Tree (1978) Longest Career (1) Pitched All of It (100) 2025226
Reposted by Mattie StealsAnchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cmon if Tommy knew anything about long drives, he’d still be at Auburn. 3373
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can't believe this skeet didn't get more traction 010
Reposted by Mattie StealsMack @wifeguy.org · 13/08/2026We need an annual ‘Bluesky is Dying’ holiday where we can all air grievances about Bluesky and exchange gifts. Maybe we can even celebrate with pie. Just spitballing here. 242
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 12/08/2026JUST CALL US ROBERT GUISCARD AND HUMPHREY OF HAUTEVILLE THE WAY WE JUST DEFEATED THE POPE!!!! #TheVaticanHasFallen #RIPLeoWeHardlyKnewYe #GoReds 000
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The pope is here! I'm assuming he's gonna skydive outta that copter 010
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's a rematch of the 1919 World Series and once again the White Sox are cheating. #PopeInterference 061
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As a Reds fan, I don't think it's fair to have to play both the White Sox and the Pope tonight 010
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The White Sox organ player was just playing "In the Garden of Eden" by I-Ron Butterfly. #Appropriate 100
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hope you all have a blessed day today #GoReds 010
Reposted by Mattie Stealsdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is literally some theonion level parody of corruption 872338
Reposted by Mattie StealsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comBalthazar He Chose PoorlyALT: Balthazar He Chose Poorly 1135136
Reposted by Mattie StealsRickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How hard I’m saying “Fuck England” for a few more days 1125516
Reposted by Mattie StealsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous. 633640520
Reposted by Mattie StealsDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You know how Trump fucked the Knicks over by coming to that one Finals game at the Garden? This is why I’m not optimistic about tonight. 1733341762
Reposted by Mattie Stealsandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS 464862968
Reposted by Mattie StealsFlorida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"the winner was determined by audience applause." ok, but shouldn't it be the person who eats the most pancakes? and there's only 8 people there, can the announcer even hear clapping? 46813102
Reposted by Mattie StealsMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is going to sound like a crank take but: There isn't really a large-scale industry in this country that's primarily concerned with making stuff anymore. Everyone wants to be a bank, and they all think like banks now 111
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 29/06/2026All aboard team Japan winning their first world cup. Let's do this! #UnleashGodzilla #japan 010
Reposted by Mattie StealsBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products 535173806
Reposted by Mattie StealsKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You do not have to feel bad for Jalen Brunson, who's rich as hell and a champion forever. But as the MLB labor situation deteriorates over the summer you'll start hearing about how greedy the players are -- always the owners' playbook -- and I urge you not to buy it for one dumb second. 5/5 2076288
Reposted by Mattie StealsTW @twesq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century. 20120251988
Reposted by Mattie StealsChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026well yeah I’m more stressed than at any time in the last 1000 years too but I guess I don’t rate a USA Today article about it 21793100
Reposted by Mattie StealsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks 36085771591
Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Last pick just killed me www.82-0.com/share?id=7Yb...82-0.com82-0Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0 000
Reposted by Mattie StealsSam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Thinking a lot right now about this Victor Wembanyama quote from the 2024 Olympics (via the great reporting of @mikefinger.bsky.social). 05419
Reposted by Mattie StealsJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism 336104742197
Reposted by Mattie StealsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there. 13144011099
Reposted by Mattie StealsDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/04/2026OH FUCK YEAH youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKgyoutu.beGODZILLA MINUS ZERO | First Look TeaserYouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO 714915
Reposted by Mattie StealsYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The world leaders having the biggest impact on our lives right now — directly and indirectly — are all over 70. And they’re all men! Stating the obvious, but worth a reminder! Donald Trump — 79 Benjamin Netanyahu — 76 Vladimir Putin — 73 Xi Jinping — 72 2137276
Reposted by Mattie StealsJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend 6099071852
Reposted by Mattie StealsCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Democrats: this is the energy that will be required when we run Republicans out of power. 630673
