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Mack

@wifeguy.org
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@itschristmastown.bsky.social executive producer. Founder of the Institute for Wife Guy Studies. My bookstore knows me by name. Aspiring data science guy. More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. Your favorite Wife Guy’s favorite Wife Guy.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 2h
Please be kind to the Phillies fans in your life tomorrow. No fan base more vocally hates their own team even during the best of times, so you know it’s gonna be a rough one for them.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 2h
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Atlanta Braves Mascot Blooper on Field
ALT: Atlanta Braves Mascot Blooper on Field
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 7h
Not to get ahead of myself for tonight, but my notes include gems like ‘Culty bullshit’ and ‘Spiritual gaslighting’
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 10h
Update: I think it went alright. They did quiz me on something which, given I didn’t have the actual data in front of me where I could actually work it out in real time, I think I did well enough. Only time will tell. Anyway, thanks for the well wishes, everybody!
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 11h
I thought my interview was at three but I thought I would double check and it turns out it’s at 2pm: whoops lol. Time to get ready
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 12h
It’ll be interesting to see how this goes because it’s the first legit ‘Data Science’ position I’ve interviewed for and…I don’t do a lot of data science in my current role. Like, I do a lot of what makes up data science but I also do a shit ton of very lame and annoying things as well.
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Posit @posit.co · 12h
Python Polars: The Definitive Cheatsheet condenses a nearly 500-page book into 2 free pages of @pola.rs fundamentals and expressions. It’s built as a quick desk reference for anyone working with DataFrames in #Python. Check it out here: opensource.posit.co/resources/ch...
opensource.posit.co
Python Polars: The Definitive Cheatsheet
Quick reference guide for transforming, analyzing, and visualizing data with Python Polars.
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Mattie Steals @mattiesteals.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe you can make an OnlyFans where they pay you to put on more clothes
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 14h
I’m counting on my Sex Appeal to carry the day in my job interview this afternoon, which is my way of saying I have no chance.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 15h
You’ve got to be an expert to call that a ‘botched execution’? Lmao
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 01/10/2026
It’s very funny to me that disliking the Atlanta baseball team has become a form of virtue signaling
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 01/10/2026
This movie made me so mad
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
Our water provider has asked us to conserve water due to an issue at a water filtration plant, so I’ve thrown some ice into our bathtub to create an old school urinal effect
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
Maybe because I’m old and jaded, but i do not get viscerally excited for movies or TV shows the way I used to in my youth. This show is an exception.
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The Lowdown | Season 2 Official Trailer | FX
YouTube video by FX Networks
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
Me to my wife on Saturday night:
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
In an article on how to improve the NFL’s inconsistent pass interference calls this is the first suggestion and all I can say is lmao.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
Between working a 16 hour day tomorrow and a job interview Thursday afternoon I’m going to find time to watch this so I can qualify as a ‘Hopefully Other’.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026
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The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheGapBandVEVO
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DIGGER STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP DIRECTING AND MAKE A BOMB
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 29/09/2026
Phillies have such rancid vibes
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 29/09/2026
Sounds like the Digger reviews are vindicating my opinion after seeing the trailer that it was folly for all involved to think they could pull of going full Dr Strangelove
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 29/09/2026
This is a good ‘help get your ass out of her first thing in the morning’ jam
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Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by Club Music 80
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 29/09/2026
Zoomers never got to live through peak Trick Daddy and that makes me a little sad for them
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 28/09/2026
It’s rude to put raisins in anything otherwise considered a treat.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 28/09/2026
I appreciate the thoughtfulness of the piece, and I recognize I’m perhaps preposterously liberal, but I think people resort to content regulation or liability regimes when they despair of the possibility of education. Now, it might be the right move, but I feel like the paternalism should be owned.
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 28/09/2026
To be a wrestling fan is to spend a lifetime being gutted by the losses of performers cut down well before their time. And people can think wrestling is stupid as much as they want, but it can be absolutely beautiful and even more so knowing what people are sacrificing to bring it to you.
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No Context Social Media @walledgardenmag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A good reminder to compliment people while they're still around to hear it.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 28/09/2026
In the 80s these sandwiches would have been in a movie about sentient sandwiches that kill and I’d have passed by that VHS cover every single time I was at the video store, given it a hard look, and then have gone ‘no way, that’s too scary for me’
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 28/09/2026
I think I’m going to turn on my Read receipts for my messages because I need to up my chaotic energy
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Prince Rustopher on his throne of pillows
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Hangovers are nature’s reminder that death comes for us all
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
I always knew MLB’s idiotic novelty games were a slippery slope from ‘wouldn’t it be cute to have a game at the “field of dreams”?’ to ‘let’s deface a national park’
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Wife Guy Hive: your time is now
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
I’m the kinda guy that smashes the ‘Order’ button when a bookstore they love in the next big city over (Richmond) says they have signed copies of books for sale by actor Edward Burns from a book even earlier in the day
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Poured myself one last half glass of wine, as a treat
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
I still get emails from this place in cape cod I ate at once five years ago but I can never be mad about it because I love the name ‘The Sailing Cow’ so much
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Watching them perform together my first thought was ‘they’re old enough to be Olivia’s father!’ And then much to my horror my next thought was ‘omg *I* am old enough to be Olivia’s father’
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Not to brag but I keep a good beat for a white guy
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo just brought out Weezer and all of my music posting this evening has come full circle
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
My wife, I think, thinks some of my interests are an impulse towards the appearance of masculinity, but it’s like: I’m as likely to be blaring Olivia Rodrigo or Holly Humberstone out my car as I am Run the jewels or something. Who the hell am I trying to impress lol
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
To this day anytime I hear Pinkerton I’m immediately transported back in time to being an angsty youth while simultaneously never having been able to tell you what any of those songs were about because of my lyric blindness. This is the power or Rivers Cuomo: I understood anyway
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Started watching Backrooms but my level of alcohol intake called for something a bit stronger so we are watching an illegal upload of Olivia Rodrigo performing at Lollapalooza instead
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Yeah I’ve heard choosing Texas, but I couldn’t even hum it to you or tell you anything else about because I’m out here re-listening to Pinkerton and remembering how big of a pain in the ass I was in college (and for the next decade)
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
Let me guess: emperor Palpatine was wants to build/use a planet destroying super weapon. Seeing if we can go 4/4 here!
hollywoodreporter.com
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts to Direct Next Movie for Lucasfilm
Simon Kinberg is writing the new trilogy that is said to be next episodes of the Skywalker Saga.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
The Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It took me over 230 episodes of Junk Filter to finally do my Larry Bishop in Kill Bill 2 imitation, but Dave Filoni wearing that fucking hat in the movie… guess what? He just fuckin convinced me. Let’s go to the calendar. It’s calendar time.
Larry Bishop in Kill Bill Vol 2
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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026
We used to be a proper country with a ‘Pornography to Independent American Filmmaking Auteur’ pipeline
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