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Matt Hann

@matthann.bsky.social
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Recovering political theorist, higher education fundraising. Cambridge, UK.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12h
Calling this "kinetic regulation".
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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 09/10/2026
You know the xkcd strip about how all modern internet architecture is eventually built on something a hobbyist maintains for free? Someone went out and found them all. sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Intermittently I get a fit of the bleak giggles thinking about how much poorer the Iran war has made all of us. Bills and inflation going up on the theory of “drop a few bombs, magic happens, Reza Pahlavi comes back”.
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Will Reid-Tong @willthong.com · 08/10/2026
As someone who's written these sorts of emails for Labour before: two can play at this game
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy tenth anniversary to the time the Reading Chronicle didn’t know what a plant room is.
Crane disruption
AN enormous crane that will lift a room full of plants into a 14 sto-rey building will close town cen-tre roads in October.
Station Road and Garrard Street will be shut and Friar Street and Blagrave Street reversed between 5am October 15 and 5am October 17. The temporary measures will allow contractors working on the Thames Tower to install a 500 tonne crane that will put a prefabricated plant room onto the roof of the building.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Tory Bayeux Tapestry is very funny and a great skewering of most of the main characters, apart from Angela Rayner who looks absolutely iconic in every image
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Jack @jhol95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty dark day for the party when the motion looks set to pass despite opposition from MPs and former leaders practically begging not to do this. Crank takeover is complete and the party is lost for now.
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Dr Seth Thévoz @seththevoz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch’s literally calling it 'The Right Way'. In the original 1990 'House of Cards', that was a spoof, not a serious proposition.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Matt Hann @matthann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anthropeum.com · Oct 3 2026 🟩🟦🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦 79,816 · top 10% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Ian Smith @iankmsmith.ft.com · 03/10/2026
this one cut deep
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A traitor in The Traitors saying ‘I am a traitor’ from the outset but people hearing it and going ‘hm, no, seems unlikely’ is the perfect analogy for our broader age. In this essay I will
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Matt Hann @matthann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything they do is pretty great. Some wood-specific releases recently have been really good.
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Dan Kingdom @dankingdom96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thread of CC stats In the 2025 County Championship, there were: 37 home wins 27 away wins 62 draws This year, there were: 47 home wins 40 away wins 39 draws So we saw far fewer draws, while home and away wins remained in a similar proportion compared to each other 1/8
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Phil Rodgers @philrodgers.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Interesting analysis of property ownership in Cambridge and Oxford. gaffon.com/blog/oxford-...
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Oxford v Cambridge
Two provincial cities trading at nine-tenths of London: what a world-leading university does to the price of a terraced house, from the sale registers of both.
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Dan Kingdom @dankingdom96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A few facts from this year's County Championship finishing positions... - Since 2023, Essex have finished, in this order, 2nd, 4th, 6th and 8th (assuming Leics don't get their points back) - Glamorgan finished 6th and survive a season in Div 1 for the first time. It's... 1/4
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Superb and fascinating chart.
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Matt Hann @matthann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anthropeum.com · Sep 26 2026 🟦🟨🟩🟦🟨🟦🟨🟩🟨🟨 67,517 · top 14% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously this is very UK-centric but I do think you should also include BBC Parliament circa 2016-2024
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Michael Savage @michaelsavage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW: BBC reducing the number of local specialist correspondent roles. Instead, each BBC region going down to two dedicated, multi-platform correspondents (generalists, not specialists). Will no doubt prompt concerns about reduced local knowledge and expertise. Story coming.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to harp on this, but one man has now coordinated the disruption of a port, two separate attacks on the RNLI, and interference with the border force and the police have no further questions? And the Home Secretary has not noticed?
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thousands of university jobs lost too, and barely a peep either.
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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Matt Hann @matthann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quite the start to IND v JPN! What is happening in Sano?
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Hugh Jones @hbsj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's a #HigherEducationPostcard of Trinity College Cambridge, when part of it was being used as a hospital in World War 1 If you like this image, I’d really appreciate a repost – it helps to spread the word!
An old monochrome picture postcard showing a hospital ward with nurses and porters, but as yet no beds or patients
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All these platforms were originally sold to us as being liberating tools of free speech and expression. Now they're being actively used by their owners to suppress it www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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James Wright @jpwarchaeology.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wonder if the landlord, George Ward, had any idea that his 1909 marketing scam to propose that Ye Olde Trip to Jersalem was 'the oldest inn in England' would still be paying merch dividends in 2026!? I'm sure the old fraud would be pleased! More info: triskeleheritage.com/mediaeval-my...
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 16/09/2026
BIG NEWS for any pedestrians fuming at e-bike riders Lime have permanently banned a rider caught cycling on the pavement. City of London police says:
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026
me: hey so I was thinking of maybe watching a documenta- streaming platform: about MURDER? me: no I mean I was maybe thinking like a history show, or like sp: MURDER? YOU WANNA WATCH WOMEN BEING KILLED? BY SERIAL KILLERS? me: no honestly something on the Ottomans maybe or sp: DEATH! DEATH!
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Belle de jour @bowman120.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Delighted they have remade the Ealing classic, Passport to Pimlico, updated with a big dollop of good old British xenophobia and a new subplot when the uninvited Mosleyite group that comes to protect the village proves a lot more violent than the immigrants housed next door 😀
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Gregory Norminton @gregorynorminton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yet another begging bowl email from the Labour Party this morning. ‘There is no pretending about the scale of what we’re up against.’ If only you guys had a massive majority in Parliament and could pass legislation to protect our democracy from ‘what we’re up against’.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I ran a marathon to raise money for MSF. Attacks on MSF and RNLI and Amnesty are what fascists literally do. They want to devalue all humane effort, all care for fellow man. These are dangerous, dangerous times.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh look it's that exact issue that a whole bunch of people kept saying would never happen
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the absolute state of this loser
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Reform has already enjoyed several years of support from a loss-making TV channel whose main function seems to be to give money and favourable coverage to its MPs. The government has done nothing about this. It's probably a more effective way of spending millions than Farage will manage.
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John Harris @johnharris1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote about Ben Delo back in July... was obvious something like this was about to happen. Also, further evidence that Starmer was completely asleep. Donations reform should have been a priority as soon as Labour got in www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MSF has - for reference here - just shy of 50,000 employees.
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Chris Grey @chrisgrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is outrageous in and of itself. It's also outrageous that the government isn't doing anything about it. There's a constant political refrain that 'the first duty of government is to protect its citizens'. So do it.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As the government bans social media for kids further evidence emerges that it's a minority of retired adults we should really be concerned about. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
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Pensioners attack traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claims
An online movement say that the sensors on traffic lights can cause heart attacks, brain cancer, anxiety and even sudden death
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've run the numbers, and the Cambridge of Ludwig is 30 times more dangerous than the actual New York City.
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