Reposted by Matt Blank Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 06/10/2026DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3442
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man, all this time I thought “Butlerian Jihad” had something to do with Judith Butler and was some kind of queer and trans revolution and now I find out it’s just some nerd shit? Wack. 020
Reposted by Matt Blank👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 1021651
Reposted by Matt BlankNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443731229
Reposted by Matt Blankspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 629736
Reposted by Matt BlankRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026are you in the mood for snake? 241098364
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“No one should be giving Tilly Norwood any attention” I say as I shake my head disapprovingly and post a six-part thread about Tilly Norwood and give engagement to the people giving Tilly Norwood attention by shoving their “interview” with Tilly Norwood into my followers’ timelines. 030
Reposted by Matt Blankda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN 0649224
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Made another silly little video youtu.be/x4Geq7dh7zwyoutu.beDo It Again, MitziYouTube video by mattblankzero 020
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Use Only As Directed by ME! youtu.be/uzhFzoPsaZgyoutu.beUse Only As DirectedYouTube video by mattblankzero 022
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Favorite films from the 1990s: 90: Goodfellas 91: The Silence of the Lambs 92: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 93: Three Colors: Blue 94: Chungking Express 95: Sense & Sensibility 96: Jerry Maguire 97: Starship Troopers 98: Out of Sight 99: Existenz I really am a basic bitch at heart 030
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m grinning like the Grinch at Angie Craig losing her primary. Back in February, I had a feeling this would happen because this was her completely untouched merch table after a DFL event IN HER OWN DISTRICT 060
Reposted by Matt Blank🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney 112940704
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Maybe I'm just evil, but I kind of love that this—despite all earnest efforts to the contrary—is the way Michael Jackson is being remembered. 120
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hello Kitty Island Adventure ad behind home plate on the Phillies broadcast. I don’t need my worlds colliding in this fashion 😭 010
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just remembered that, back in the landline days, my phone number spelled out CAT SUCK. And when I got a second line for the modem, that one was CAT PEEL. I'll never be that cool again. 010
Reposted by Matt BlankBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542170
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me, crossfaded, eyes half-closed, sitting in front of a fan, Sonos at 90%, two days after Pride Month, listening to the Stuart Price remix of Madonna’s “Bring Your Love”: okay okay issa bop 030
Reposted by Matt BlankDerek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Best comedy of the year 302172743
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Shout out to the kid in the stands picking his nose—both nostrils—and eating it in close-up on the Phillies broadcast 010
Reposted by Matt Blankabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing 261147164150
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Song of the summer? Already? www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gM...youtube.comThe Avalanches - Every Single Weekend ft. Jamie xxYouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO 010
Reposted by Matt BlankEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026this is my kind of company motto right here 67122252365
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comKamala Harris: That is a FactALT: Kamala Harris: That is a Fact 110
Reposted by Matt Blank🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this bitch was surged up, 7 years chasing trade, waist on fuck blue lives. if i was giving unbuttoned bleach linen and jaunty hat like him i wouldnt know how to act 083
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I feel like I have some occasion to use this gif every day. Put it on my tombstone plsmedia.tenor.coma stuffed frog is talking on a blue phoneAlt: a stuffed frog is talking on a blue phone asking for help 020
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’m watching Late Autumn with the Phillies game on in the corner. Ozu would want it this way. 111
Reposted by Matt BlankBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent 233193043002
Reposted by Matt BlankRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Fresca Fairgrove, MI 835043
Reposted by Matt Blank[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 14/05/2026Does everyone here know about "Here Comes the Pizza"? One of the greatest moments in sports broadcasting? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQ...youtube.comThe Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" AffairYouTube video by Paul Kafasis 3456
Reposted by Matt Blanktaber @kvetch.gay · 11/05/2026come over I'm putting on Liza Minnelli's groundbreaking 1972 CBS television special "Liza With A 'Z'" recorded live on one frantic night at the Lyceum after just eight weeks of rehearsals recorded on a for the time staggering 8 16mm film cameras by arch-perfectionist Fosse with costumes by Halston 4201
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Do the youngsters make fun of Millennials’ penchant for lowercase letters and no punctuation the way they make fun of Gen X using full sentences and periods, or is that just The Way Things Are Now? 100
Reposted by Matt BlankJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/03/2026for every ten likes on your post, i will photoshop an increasing larger mickey mouse glove on cody bellinger 840730
Reposted by Matt BlankBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time… 1132313360
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Ah, finally TCM's 31 Days of Oscar is over and we can return to programming like eighteen 71-minute George Brent movies in a row 🥰 040
