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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 14h
lol whatever. Have fun doing *literally this same shit* at your stupid laptop jobs and acting like copywriters are the ones who are gonna be replaced. I made a tech demo with 6 prompts and one starts with “pwease” and all I had to do to trick the robot into doing it was say my boss would’ve mad.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
Ironically! It took about 3x longer to make this sizzle video. “Make a 30 second sizzle video for this app including public domain videos of modern Toyota Corollas driving by themselves. Take your time and make it really good, web fonts only, no slop. Then, run an MP4.” github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
I just “did” this in under 25 minutes. Check my work, nerds! github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
Ironically! It took about 3x longer to make this sizzle video. “Make a 30 second sizzle video for this app including public domain videos of modern Toyota Corollas driving by themselves. Take your time and make it really good, web fonts only, no slop. Then, run an MP4.” github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
I just “did” this in under 25 minutes. Check my work, nerds! github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
So fucking what??? All you do is type “Computer pretty please can you take all the publicly Available github information about full self driving cars? then can you make it into a rwelly good pwogwam I can use to drive my car with computer?”
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
What they’re talking about here isn’t AI, it’s just computer
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
Sometimes your head body and soul crack straight down the middle and you’re asking for help and everyone‘s just complaining about the yolks leaking out onto the floor. Yeah I’ll get a mop. I’ll get a mop as soon as I can. Thanks for your concern.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
They’re calling it “stimming” and all the late diagnosed adult mental illness havers are doing it to “regulate” their “cortisol.” Not me though, I’m just gonna dig a hole and stand it it until ants eat me, like my father and his father and his father before him. Such, is the way… of the man.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
good stuff mr kraft
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Republicans are the cause of your problems not the solution” is a winning message every election but they’re bringing literal receipts now
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry but this is the bare minimum energy that Dems need to bring to this election. Every single nasty thing the GOP does as policy needs to be laid out so that the fence sitters understand that this isn’t just “politics as usual.” MAGA needs to be destroyed at the core.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Fred Flintstone has been found dead.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
This is AI af.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Haha oh no I gotta figure out how to get the bluesky pixel onto my new website!
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Folks I need you all to hear this
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I’m in the process of building a “de-sloppifying” app and this is what it can do so far.
The dragon image but like, weird?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Folks I need you all to hear this
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Let’s keep this rolling
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
ME (football fan): Shit! I love football. THE NEWS: Football kills kids. ME: Oh no! THE MEDIA: Football kills kids. ME: Jesus Christ! THE NFL: Have you considered a same game parlay from Fanduel? ME: Uhh? FANDUEL: $100 match on your first bet. ME: Really? MY ADDICTION COUNSELOR: Again?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I will NOT be watching anything on “MGM+”
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
So they’re re-releasing Endgame to get nerds to paid $20 to see the new Avengers trailer/teaser and the trailer for the Endgame release is literally just theatre footage of that moment in Endgame where the avengers assemble with crowd noise. Nothing about Doomsday at all. Insane advertising campaign
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Cam Skattebo seems like a pretty chill dude.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
ME: (holding pitchfork) Hey sorry Dr Frankenstein, turns out the brain you used belonged to a dude with cPTSD and now the monster is suffering from depression. DOCTOR VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: (lighting castle on fire) Fuck! Kill it! Shit!
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Hey guys let’s build our own internet. I’m not joking. Let’s just build our own internet.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
So I don’t want to wade into the politics of any of this bullshit but the ”Israel should be an unstoppable killing machine” folks do understand how it looks when even *Switzerland* has started choosing one side over yours, right?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Let’s keep this rolling
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Do you know he made his first big step in the industry in the writing room for Seinfeld? I always found this ironic because he looks a bit like Steve Bannon and Steve Bannon *ALSO* made a bunch of money off Seinfeld (he bought a share of the re-run rights and used that money to buy the BioSphere 2).
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
If the Onion put this into one of those Man on the Street style articles in 2006, people would've said it was "Too On the Nose" and "Lacking Nuance"
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
One time I was at Main Drag in Brooklyn and James Murphy walked in with his wife and she walked up to a keyboard and went "Oooh James…" and he went "Yeah we have one of those already." and rolled his eyes. Never for a minute will I forget that.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I think that sometimes being mentally ill can feel a bit like being one of those left behind Cleveland Spiders. You don't know why anyone left. You're trying your best and no one cares. And at the end of the day, when you disappear you'll be forgotten to history. Check in on the Spiders in your life
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I gotta say, as much as I like (and I do) the Ella Langley record it has been a little on my mind that she might be literally AI, but at least this picture of her looking slightly less beautiful 3 or 4 years ago has convinced me that at least there is a human involved in the output.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Anybody else out there with cPTSD, OCD, MDD, ADHD, who is actively on anti-psycotics and no one seems to believe they're doing the work to get better? Am I alone in this or are any of my other Mentally Ill mufos living in this constant torture prison?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
In the 1890s there was a team called the Cleveland Spiders. They were pretty great — Cy Young was their star pitcher. In 1898 their owner purchased the St. Louis Browns franchise and moved all the best players there...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 24/09/2026
Chuck Klosterman wrote an incredible essay about why Weezer "sucks now" (it was from like 08) and his concept was that Rivers exists in "actuality" not "reality." Actuality means he can only see the reality *he* sees. List in reply:
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 24/09/2026
One really really really funny thing that happens when you're out in the world and not hanging out with your journalist friends online is that you'll mention something like Hulk Hogan destroying Gawker and they'll go "Oh wow, I totally forgot about that." But none of us will ever forget, lmao.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 24/09/2026
Chris is a good and smart person and I dunno if we're "friends" but I definitely respect him a ton. Aftermath is, like, the best website since Gawker disappeared (Defector close 2nd). If they need to have some little Google Ad button that I'll never notice so they can pay themselves, so be it!
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 24/09/2026
Fortunately they mean the Porn Star
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 23/09/2026
I cried today
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
I heard you like vacation pics.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
I heard you like vacation pics.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
Trying to work while the kids visit Bluey University® and the episode where the budgie dies came on. 😭
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
I’ve heard it a bunch (on my Spotify)
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
They were claiming they could do this back in like 2016.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
It's wild to me that we're living in a time where there are at least 6 "famous rapists" who are currently under investigation and most of them are going to get away with it.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
Oprah will never be properly punished for loosing this man upon America.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
So I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that I'm the only person on Bluesky who has listened to this album (Dandelion) and I need you all to understand that tracks 2-4 *all* contain references to Jack Daniels. I've never heard anything like it. Just a stunning disaster of album sequencing.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
She's gonna do it. The big one.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
Back when I was spending 100+ days a year on tour and sleeping on floors and taking "showers" with baby wipes in Wal-Mart bathrooms I was bemoaning the fact that our shitty band would only get paid $50 and people said this to me. Art can be a job, in fact, it should be.
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