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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m grinning like the Grinch at Angie Craig losing her primary. Back in February, I had a feeling this would happen because this was her completely untouched merch table after a DFL event IN HER OWN DISTRICT

Angie Craig’s completely untouched merch table after a DFL event IN HER OWN DISTRICT

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I’m watching Late Autumn with the Phillies game on in the corner. Ozu would want it this way.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Hey, what’s up? It’s me, the

A spray bottle of something called “Odor Antagonist”

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Maybe Pee Pee Manor got you the job? Anyway, congrats on the new gig! Here's one for your archives:

A naked Mario performs anilingus on a naked Luigi, who leans against a ? block.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Was that a little Rafaella Carrà tribute in the Olympics Opening Ceremony?!?

A blond singer who might be performing a tribute to Rafaella Carrà at the Milano Cortina Olympics Opening Ceremony.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. No I am not joking.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Spam caller’s record got stuck

A picture of a voicemail recording repeating the same phone number over and over

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Doing this shit the old fashioned way

Things I Listened to the Most in 2025 (the year of getting hyped by singles and being disappointed by albums)

Albums

Fortunato Durutti Marinetti - Bitter Sweet, Sweet Bitter
Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
Geese - Getting Killed
Robin Kester - Dark Sky Reserve
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
Lorde - Virgin
Blood Orange - Essex Honey
Destroyer - Dan’s Boogie

Singles

Cate Le Bon - Heaven Is No Feeling
Sudan Archives - DEAD
Jamie XX (feat. Romy & Oliver Sim) - Waited All Night (Solumun Remixes)
Caribou & Solomun - Climbing (Solomun Remix)
Ducks Ltd. - Lloyd, I’m Ready to Be Heartbroken
U.S. Girls - Running Errands
Stereolab - Aerial Troubles
Anand Walker - Appointment in Samarra
Jenny Hval - The Artist Is Absent
Pulp - Spike Island
Hand Habits - Wheel of Change

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.

A 1980s ad for Emporio Armani showing an extraordinarily beautiful man in a singlet.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I like the auto-captioning though

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me

An advertisement showing a beige woman on a beige couch hugging a giant Squishmallow Prozac capsule

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

"Plus 2 movies added by reader." What? I had to ADD Margot at the Wedding? (The other is The Beaver Trilogy)

My New York Times Best Movies of the 21st Century list, which absolutely no one gives a shit about.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

Sometimes I suddenly remember my most hated print advertisement (Oprah for Revlon, 1989, Richard Avedon). Everybody lost here.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

What if Jacob Elordi and his blouse came over to lie on my couch and we played Mario Kart and listened to Beach House?

Actor Jacob Elordi, suffused with ennui, lying on his side on a sofa, wearing a soft heliotrope blouse, his hand resting on a drinking glass etched with a geometric metallic pattern.

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me

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Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

It’s difficult to flirt credibly with the cute waiter at the Greek restaurant when they’ve seated you next to the haunted flowerpot.

Older homosexual gentleman sipping lemonade at a Greek restaurant while seated next to a flower arrangement decorated with artificial cobwebs for Halloween.

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