Reposted by Matt Blank Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 06/10/2026DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3442
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you see pics of him pre-beard, he’s actually “boy band” cute. Sparkly eyes, sweet smile, freckles. But he’s definitely “hear me out” now because it’s hard to get past the wet hair and ZZ Top beard. 020
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man, all this time I thought “Butlerian Jihad” had something to do with Judith Butler and was some kind of queer and trans revolution and now I find out it’s just some nerd shit? Wack. 020
Reposted by Matt Blank👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 1021651
Reposted by Matt BlankNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443731229
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/09/20261987 (MAIN) - Stephanie Mills "Jesse" 1988 - Sade, "Nothing Can Come Between Us" 1986 - Mr. Fingers, "Can You Feel It" 1989 - Milli Vanilli "Girl You Know It's True" Bonus: 1987 - Pebbles, "Girlfriend" 031
Reposted by Matt Blankspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 629736
Reposted by Matt BlankRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026are you in the mood for snake? 241098364
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“No one should be giving Tilly Norwood any attention” I say as I shake my head disapprovingly and post a six-part thread about Tilly Norwood and give engagement to the people giving Tilly Norwood attention by shoving their “interview” with Tilly Norwood into my followers’ timelines. 030
Reposted by Matt Blankda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN 0649224
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Made another silly little video youtu.be/x4Geq7dh7zwyoutu.beDo It Again, MitziYouTube video by mattblankzero 020
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Use Only As Directed by ME! youtu.be/uzhFzoPsaZgyoutu.beUse Only As DirectedYouTube video by mattblankzero 022
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Favorite films from the 1990s: 90: Goodfellas 91: The Silence of the Lambs 92: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 93: Three Colors: Blue 94: Chungking Express 95: Sense & Sensibility 96: Jerry Maguire 97: Starship Troopers 98: Out of Sight 99: Existenz I really am a basic bitch at heart 030
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m grinning like the Grinch at Angie Craig losing her primary. Back in February, I had a feeling this would happen because this was her completely untouched merch table after a DFL event IN HER OWN DISTRICT 060
Reposted by Matt Blank🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney 112940704
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Maybe I'm just evil, but I kind of love that this—despite all earnest efforts to the contrary—is the way Michael Jackson is being remembered. 120
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hello Kitty Island Adventure ad behind home plate on the Phillies broadcast. I don’t need my worlds colliding in this fashion 😭 010
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just remembered that, back in the landline days, my phone number spelled out CAT SUCK. And when I got a second line for the modem, that one was CAT PEEL. I'll never be that cool again. 010
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They need to test those dogs in the agility competitions because those little MFers are TWEAKING 010
Reposted by Matt BlankBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542170
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me, crossfaded, eyes half-closed, sitting in front of a fan, Sonos at 90%, two days after Pride Month, listening to the Stuart Price remix of Madonna’s “Bring Your Love”: okay okay issa bop 030
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I had a dream the other night where he gleefully volunteered to be my +1 for an event and I don't even live in New York 110
Reposted by Matt BlankDerek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Best comedy of the year 302172743
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Shout out to the kid in the stands picking his nose—both nostrils—and eating it in close-up on the Phillies broadcast 010
Reposted by Matt Blankabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing 261147164150
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Song of the summer? Already? www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gM...youtube.comThe Avalanches - Every Single Weekend ft. Jamie xxYouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO 010
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's mostly the same songs, but I like their Live at the Annandale Hotel album too. 010
Reposted by Matt BlankEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026this is my kind of company motto right here 67122252365
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comKamala Harris: That is a FactALT: Kamala Harris: That is a Fact 110
Reposted by Matt Blank🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this bitch was surged up, 7 years chasing trade, waist on fuck blue lives. if i was giving unbuttoned bleach linen and jaunty hat like him i wouldnt know how to act 083
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thank you. Immediately put on Frozen Warnings after seeing this post. 120
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I feel like I have some occasion to use this gif every day. Put it on my tombstone plsmedia.tenor.coma stuffed frog is talking on a blue phoneAlt: a stuffed frog is talking on a blue phone asking for help 020
Matt Blank @mattblankzero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’m watching Late Autumn with the Phillies game on in the corner. Ozu would want it this way. 111
