Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The navier-stokes smoothness problem story that open-ai just plugged in the problem and got an answer is very interesting. There are 2-3 reasons anyone at openai thought to do this, one is there was a rumor that it was close to being solved, the other that one of the people working on it worked 100
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Again I gotta point out how funny it is that Texas Republicans have ads that are like “look, we don’t like him either but you gotta vote for Paxton” 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Envy apples? Well I am envious of the huge dump it’s going to make me take in 10 minutes. Ok that one is not for everybody. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just realizing that I will never have the attention span to develop a fetish. :( 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No YOU’RE the one singing like Lin Manuel Miranda about Moana yogurt so your 2 year old will be excited to eat it 010
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m just gonna walk into work this morning tip toeing in my jawdinz like rumplestiltskin. Was gonna post a vid but now I think the entire thing is just AI. 100
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Being a parent is trusting that they won’t spill the hot chocolate all over themselves moments before they spill the hot chocolate all over themselves. 000
Reposted by Mills WoodworksCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 05/10/2026It is a very big risk to pin all your hopes for the future on elections in a time when an increasingly powerful and reactionary ruling class is backing far-right candidates with everything they've got. Let's organize so we can keep fighting no matter how the elections go. crimethinc.com/Brazil2026 4607160
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was co fused by Mathew 21:33 but after thinking about it, but Jesus really flips it on them in the end, “Therefore, I say to you, the kingdom of God will be taken away from you and given to a people that will produce its fruit." Not the owner of Capital, not the landlord, the workers. 110
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Blessed are those who burgle hams, for they shall robble robble in Heaven. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The best part about Talarico being vegan is I can’t find anywhere where he ever claimed to be vegan, but republicans think he’s a secret vegan, and vegans want Talarico to be a champion of vegans and to come out of the vegan closet. It’s incredible stuff. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This flydubai story is shouting “False Flag” louder than any flag has ever falsed. 000
Reposted by Mills WoodworksGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026 14756173
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Texas republicans are so panicked that their ads now just say “vote for the Republican ticket and all those guys, no matter what their names are or how big of perverts they are” 001
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why would anyone want to listen to sweet home Alabama when you could be listening to Fat man in the bathtub by little feat? 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think you should Aliens: I gotta figure out how to make money off of this thing, it’s just too good! 100
Reposted by Mills WoodworksRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trustbusting needs to be a major part of the project for anyone trying seeking elected office going forward. 323649
Reposted by Mills WoodworksSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2733587
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thing about Ken Paxton is he is clearly a pervert of the highest order. 000
Reposted by Mills Woodworksmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo put her vision for the city like this: "A city where you can get let go of your child's hand" 4866149
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Had a good visit with my Dad. He came for a few days I got to show him my shop. I had told him how I enjoy sharpening my saws and he was like “there is some tool that you need to set the teeth” and I was like “yeah it’s called a tooth setter I’ve been meaning to get one” and then he was 100
Reposted by Mills WoodworksMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How funny would it be if It Happened because Trump told his driver to drive 120 miles an hour on I-35 2056931
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The greatest thing that would have happened had Harris won is she would have been every bit as gung ho about AI and it would have made conservatives try to cancel AI and it never would have had a chance to become the economic albatross it is about to be. 100
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We should impeach the justices who forced this state sponsored attempted murder to happen. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why are we treating CEOs with enormous cost:revenue ratios as business geniuses? What is going on over at cnbc and Bloomberg? Anthropic and OpenAI and spacex Meta as well over the past 4years, are definitively the worst companies that ever existed. 100
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Never by Heart is probably One of the best songs that could get stuck in your head 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A list of people the government needs to proceed with confiscation of all assets and place in jail. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My soul after 98 years of death, finally enjoying eternal sleep, then someone stumbles upon a bad tweet I made. Ahhh dammit, I’m remembered again? No don’t write a wiki nooooooo! 000
Reposted by Mills WoodworksNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162765607
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is running a train on a girl when everyone is drunk always rape? It is right? There isn’t a scenario where a drunk girl gets a train run on her that isn’t rape. I think we can say that in 2026. 100
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/20262 year old asks if we can listen to wheels on the bus next, “yes honey, right after Ravel’s Bolero” Heh heh heh. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you’re not gonna laugh when you see a dog pooping you are letting the dog have more fun than you 000
Reposted by Mills Woodworksmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad 171061257
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch Chris Berman’s fastest 3 minutes. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is this the thing they ask when they want bombing targets? 000
Reposted by Mills WoodworksThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president theonion.comCornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The FutureITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri... 231550217
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would give it all away to not look like that. 000
Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why would the US and UK government tease an attack on a U.S. airbase that doesn’t seem to have happened or been at risk of happening? 000
Reposted by Mills WoodworksTVMan @tvman35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Adam Hoffman is the man Ken Paxton released on a plea deal. He was originally charged with continuous sexual abuse of a child, a first-degree felony that carried a sentence of 25 years to life in prison. 022
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
