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MrHowardEatsPants

@matcal23000.bsky.social
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I'm looking at my basket and I look at a biscuit, and I look at a brisket, I'm gonna risk it, and I'm probably gonna whisk it

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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MrHowardEatsPants @matcal23000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Treason. This is, like, ultra-mega treason. What the fuck are we doing?
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
AI hallucinated a report that a Chinese ship was transporting nuclear material to Iran and the US military scrambled and nearly boarded it. We were apparently minutes away from a major war because of an AI hallucination. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
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Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everything now costs what it would have cost at the airport in 2019 except stuff at the airport, which now costs 2019 hotel room mini-bar prices except mini-bar stuff, which now requires you to sacrifice a child
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General Strike @ivanasstaircam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans: “Elect Trump and there will be no more wars!” Also republicans: “Vote for us in the midterms and we’ll end the war we started!” Republican voters: “sounds reasonable” 😵‍💫
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"war ends after the midterms", "5000 buckaroos after the midterms", "gas'll get cheap after the midterm, "your kids will call you after the midterms" They know they haven't delivered, and they can't deliver, and so the entire campaign is now just "trust me bro, I'm good for it. just need more time"
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vance saying the war ends after the midterms sounds like an abuser's bargain....I'll stop hurting you when you agree to my demands. But of course the hurting won't stop. If anything it will get much worse.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jon Husted’s staffer took part in “Nazi military exercises” & had a “Tales from Rhodesia” Spotify playlist. The fact that significant swathes of the media ignore the multiple major Republican campaign staffers outed as Neo-Nazis (to focus on Hasan Piker instead) is journalistic malpractice.
Nazi military exercise from 2018 that Husted's staffer took part in. Credit: The Libs are Resisting
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MrHowardEatsPants @matcal23000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You just gotta hit em with the Jon Ossoff
Then-candidate Jon Ossoff pictured in 2020 at a debate for the Senate election. Opposite him on stage is an empty podium; his opponent, David Perdue, is notably absent
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran getting canceled for canceling Macklemore at the behest of the anti-cancel culture crowd is trippy.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t shirt has a lot of people asking me questions already answered by my shirt.
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and another thing: i'm not complicit. please don't put in the newspaper that i'm complicit
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MrHowardEatsPants @matcal23000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran situati(o)n is (c)razy
Text reads "Ed Sheeran with everyone who will still tour with him (2026, colorized)".
Image is a screenshot from the show SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob sits alone on the floor with his friends Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Genocide is bad. Ed Sheeran: Hey some people find those words very hurtful.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/09/2026
every zelda release
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Bloopity @bloopity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We made ocarina of time sync with your washing machine via wifi, we hope you enjoy
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Rebekah Jones @georebekah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What NYC Mayor Mamdani just did for 9/11 first responders & residents living/working in the area where the twin towers fell is more than any single politician has ever done to help them. www.cnn.com/2026/09/08/u...
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NYC Mayor Mamdani releases 9/11 records showing officials misled New Yorkers about air quality around Ground Zero | CNN
New York City has released more than 170,000 pages of previously undisclosed records about air quality following the September 11, 2001, attacks, showing city officials at the time knew conditions aro...
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/09/2026
Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump told 9/11 families that he was rescued from the rubble of the World Trade Center -- an obvious and shocking lie. Here's how the New York Times reports it. This is like reporting George Wallace's "segregation forever" speech as "Governor speaks at inauguration. Some remarks controversial."
New York Times:
Trump Honors 9/11
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President Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously to a volunter firefighter who saved numerous people. He also added to a disputed account of his actions that day.
Sept. 8, 2026 Updated 1:54 p.m. ET
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
U.S. soldiers, no one- not even the Iranian government- respects you less than your leaders.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/09/2026
A couple days ago, Mike Johnson mocked Thomas Massie for suggesting House leadership could keep Congress out to avoid the new Epstein Files Transparency Act, calling the idea “stupid” and “nonsensical.” Now he has canceled the final two weeks of September.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And yet
Interesting Times with Ross Douthat

Scott Galloway: America Abandoned Its ‘Unremarkable’ Young Men
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On this I cannot disagree. Mainstream media and legacy media have been bought and paid for and are willing turning a blind eye to an obvious coverup. No one is willing to go to the hospital and find out the truth? Shameful.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you did a movie 10 years ago about people who had a long ago shoplifting charge ago being chased by robot dogs and masked goons with shock gloves it would have seemed a bit heavy handed on the dystopia front. And the hero would have definitely been the person who takes down that oppression.
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CityGirlie @oaktownhappy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don’t get me started.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mitch McConnell can get 75 days off as a US Senator, but women can’t get maternity leave. Welcome to America.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
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Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
The federal judge, who cited Dolly Parton in his ruling, found that the state law violated the First Amendment.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026
"we can learn so much from these betting sites"
kalshi screenshot of Dem Senate nominee odds
 showing vindman at 95% for most of it and then it flips to Nixon at the end
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I got a youth pastor fired recently. 🥰
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.
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Wes-abi 🏴‍☠️👹🖖 @popwasabi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me watching New Yorkers celebrate the Knicks winning a championship while having the closest thing to a functioning government run their city in this country right now...
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching everything be better without you from Albania:
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow, the mayor used his corrupt power to *checks notes" get shitty seats to a game his team lost this is truly the political crime of the millisecond
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ItWillGetWorse @blackkettle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.
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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG HUMAN @scherawyss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 05/06/2026
They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.
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