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Mangione il Ricco

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Cautiously optimistic

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning
a Japanese bar logo featuring a liquor bottle kicking the shit out of your brain
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When It happens 🧎
When It happens
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still around. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This being the only image I can see is just fucking magical
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📼 Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just constantly this:
Old tweet where someone says my sister told me that paper strips in in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them for a year. Someone else says they are! First person asks for real? And someone says why would you believe this again
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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The BabaDuke @supersloth.net · 26/07/2026
I'm a poster and I fall for everything I read online. The human trafficker live tweeting from prison is definitely being treated like shit and I believe him.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The trolley problem, but Wile E Coyote tries to divert the trolley to hit the roadrunner. Instead it moves sideways and runs over Wile E
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 30/11/2024
Art by • David Mattingly
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RFK Jr needs to Kennedy so bad
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
SLUGGO'S TUESDAY

SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE 

SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER 
SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE 

SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When people fled the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident, they swiped entire bottles on their way out.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
morpheus is fighting neo and saying please stop trying to murder the president and then something else that got cut off
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yes, Israel is carpet-bombing civilians again, but you have to understand that this is built on a completely rational foundation of checks and balances to explain how we got here
a four-tier system of things supported on columns

at the very top a photo of bombing in Lebanon and the caption "Israel bombing its neighbours in perpetuity forever"

below that "The USA giving an unlimited blank check to Israel for bombs"

below that "Evangelical donors who believe this will make Jesus come back to life"

and finally below that, the underpinning of the entire system: "Kevin in Ohio voting Republican because he doesn’t want to do a diversity training seminar for calling his coworker “gaywad”"
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If I am a person who is allowed to shake the presidents hand, I can fix this in about 7 seconds and put a big new tab in my Wikipedia
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Push him down the stairs then man, lots of people get to be in the same room with him and there are lots of options
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Mel Aura @melaura.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ja.
Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
Cover to the Better than Ezra single for “Good”
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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Many people are saying this
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We simply love to see it folks
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing nerds ad hom was a fallacy
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If we're calling putting a bunch of people against the wall and putting even more people in re-education camps "woke" then call me the alarm clock
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 31/03/2026
Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is that good
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don’t believe that anyone could feel the way i do about this deal
Pic of falafel

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Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
BUY NOW!!
HUMMUS AND A WOW!!!
EXTRA
LARGE FALAFEL
MEAL FOR 2I1
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
you wouldnt believe this big wooden horse, oh it’s so beautiful you wouldnt believe and theyre saying “mr trump youll never get that horse in.” look at em back there. the fake news. but we’re gonna bring in that horse folks and we’ll say “thank you, bye bye” but they don’t think we can get it in
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2026
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Marc Andreeson should be dragged behind a car for no less than 500 miles
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Alex Trebek on Jeopardy!
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Austin Fisher @austiejfish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
For my first story with @505omatic.bsky.social, we interviewed the chair of the Survivors Truth Commission investigating Jeffrey Epstein's operations in New Mexico: youtube.com/shorts/6DYDJ...
youtube.com
NM lawmakers, attorney general open probes into Epstein’s Zorro Ranch
YouTube video by 505OMATIC
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Fuck it, sir deadass fancam
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
The Mars Volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium 2003
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Mangione il Ricco @mastronaut.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Roasted
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
jenna maroney
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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