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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead patreon.com/masterblastoise masterblastoise.itch.io

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 4h
Thinking abt orc city again
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 1h
I got the most insane series of phone calls today: Them: our organization Me: what organization? Them: what we do is help students Me: who is 'we'? What organization? Them: we would like to help you with paying for school Me: I'm not interested Them: would you be interested in insurance instead?
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 29/09/2026
i absolutely positively despise this man
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Building a NEW kind of invisible PC
YouTube video by DIY Perks
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 26/09/2026
Live here: library.pardallgames.com
library.pardallgames.com
Pardall Games: Explore EVERY SINGLE ASSET from PS1 and N64 games
2,757 models, textures, animations, sprites from PS1 and N64 games. Explore them in 3D in the browser.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 28/09/2026
I think the thing that really pisses me off about Mystra wrt Gale that I never see anyone else talking about is that she knew full well what the orb was and what he'd done and cast him out without even informing him.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 27/09/2026
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 27/09/2026
how the fuck does he keep doing this
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if Modest Mouse wrote "SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN" by Fall Out Boy
YouTube video by mac glocky
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this guy! 😍🧡
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 26/09/2026
i have been laughing about this for 20 years
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 26/09/2026
FIRST MEMBERS' POST IS UP PAY ME MONEY TO BE ANNOYINGLY PRETENTIOUS PLZ www.patreon.com/masterblasto...
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What was my inspiration for penning 400k+ words for a video game fanfic? It's simple really... | masterblastoise
Despite the fact Baldur's Gate 3 is the first game in history to win every single Game of the Year award at every major video game award sho
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
You ever just hold a boob like burger Don't gotta be your own
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
GO TO HIM.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
Alright everyone stop posting, I have found the best post on bsky
Republicans don't serve
the American people
They serve Billionnaires

REPUBLICANS are a government of:

LIES & LOOTING
CORRUPTION
SELF-ENRICHMENT 
TAX FREE OLIGARCHS
TRADE WARS/TARIFFS
ICE KILLING PEOPLE
ABUSE OF POWER
PEDOPHILIA
UNAFFORDABILITY

Vote Blue 💙 #usa
Flip Congress
Democrat for Wokers
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stuffing handful of Benadryl into face and immediately posting: "Jordan Peterson is a deservedly maligned figure, but a lot of you t-girls out there should really learn to stand up straight and clean up your room." Then passing out for two days and pissing the bed
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
John Cena has the most insane drip in Coyote vs ACME
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
I've spent the past year and a half of my life working on this story! I PROMISE you it's gonna go places you would NEVER guess! And it will all be FREE to read! Members will get behind-the-scenes access to the process, such as the RESEARCH I conducted! I read BOOKS! #BG3 #Patreon
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING "Did you really fucking name your BG3 fanfic after a song? Have you learned nothing from My Immortal?" TO WHICH I SAY YES and NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY SOMEWHERE IN THE BETWEEN is LIVE READ CHAPTER 1 FOR FREE! NOW!!! #BG3 #Patreon www.patreon.com/collection/2...
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Somewhere in the Between | Collection from masterblastoise | 3 posts | Patreon
A collection of all chapters of Somewhere in the Between, a Baldur's Gate 3 fanfic. Explore Somewhere in the Between, a collection of 3 posts from…
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
CHAPTER 2 of SOMEWHERE IN THE BETWEEN is up for members! POST GOES PUBLIC 11/02/2026! #BG3 #Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/170501...
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Chapter 2: Separate Ways Once More | masterblastoise
One night, he tells you that these last six months of happy memories are the counterweight to two hundred years of misery.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 25/09/2026
Gang Chatroom Fellas Girliepops Theydies & Gentlethems I have decided to post my #BG3 fic on #Patreon! The first chapter is UP! GOGOGOGOGOOOOOO www.patreon.com/cw/masterbla...
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 24/09/2026
oh
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Microsoft’s Terrifying New Patent | LG-Style ACR for Games & Software
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 24/09/2026
Websites that let you sign up for free but then lock the features that are the entire reason for getting an account behind a subscription should be illegal and their owners killed.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 24/09/2026
Anyway, I saw an AI generated video of Glinner and a bunch of random people singing "women won't wheesht" in front of a massive banner of JK Rowling's head and I now have brain damage
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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
america needs a president who only poops in a huge giant toilet 50 feet high in the white house that they have to climb like a rock climber. and every day we get to watch them on TV doing it set to music that's just kettle drum and eerie clarinet. close-ups of their face as they reach for handholds
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 24/09/2026
PA Medicaid is rolling out work requirements next year and you have to reapply every 6 months instead of once a year and as someone who relies on Medicaid and has not had stable employment since 2020 I'm so fucked
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TidyWire🍿(Commissions Open!) @tidywire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine..-
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
how i look every single time i'm trying to find the button to end the teams call
Dr. Steve Brule with a scared and confused look on his face, he's wearing a button down shirt & tie with an apron
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you want to write, "The AI wants to hurt people," remember that you mean to write, "The AI company profits off of hurting people."
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 24/09/2026
Thinking about how in the movie Pay it Forward, Kevin Spacey beats up a guy who tries sexually assaulting Haley Joel Osment, and the irony of how poorly that aged
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, the JER band performed in a produce section at a supermarket. The full video is on YouTube! Pls go like and comment, it helps a ton! youtu.be/WcQGQ0VHoKM?...
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JER BAND | MERCADITO CONCERT
YouTube video by Fiesta Fresh Market
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The AI discourse has gotten so toxic that nobody is willing to entertain the really important questions about it. Questions such as: isn’t it our moral responsibility as humans to create a version of Grok that has a soul, so it can go to hell when it dies and suffer eternal torment for its sins?
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23/09/2026
I woke up from my nap thinking something way more unhinged but by the time I got bsky open all that remained was "ham cubes"
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23/09/2026
Ham cubes
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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William in Nevada 🍎🌅🌰🐿️🌻༄˖°.🍃.ೃ࿔*:・ @william-in-nv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those of you who still celebrate the old ways...
A woman is being carried on a throne by four other women there are two women in front playing a flute and spreading flower petals. One woman has a light jacket up on a pole. The words above say ceremony welcoming light jacket season.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Will Wilkinson @wlknsn.xyz · 23/09/2026
Look, let's clear this up. LLMs can't think or understand because those are evolved capabilities of embodied living organisms embedded in the physical and social world and LLMs aren't that. Don't make it harder than it is.
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Can't wait to find out the full timeline of what happened here, cuz mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23/09/2026
movies used to be made by people who make movies
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23/09/2026
alfred molina sex appeal seminar
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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deijii @deijii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's time for Halloween tails! Went for a more traditional orange and black this year, with a few using purple #fursale deijiidraws.etsy.com
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this meeting could’ve been a psychosexual journey into the id
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
15 years ago today, Troy Davis was murdered by the state of Georgia. I still think of him today. I wonder if he knows how many people were transformed by his life and death.
A yellow button with a photo of a Black man with glasses and the words “FREE TROY DAVIS! Campaign to End the Death Penalty” in black text.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 21/09/2026
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The MAGA outrage du jour that started on Twitter and has now been picked up by the OR GOP is that someone noticed that Tilamook cheese (made in Oregon) has a halal label. They’ve had it for years and they switched to non-animal rennet for economic reasons. But the hate machine must be fed.
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Oregon GOP • @Oregon_GOP • 10h
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Oh, @TillamookDairy, isn't it enough to say that EVERYONE loves your cheeses and ice cream and more? Did you have to join with the destroyers who divide us by race, religion, and ethnicity?
#GoWokeGoBroke
Sailor Girl • @alice_kinzer • 12h
TILLAMOOK DAIRY IS UNDER ATTACK FOR ADVERTISING THEIR CHEESE CAN BE
EATEN BY MUSLIMS.
They have made the decision of adding HA...
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企OREGON
PARION EAT
Oregon GOP & @Oregon_GOP •7h
For those who care, Tillamook's Maker's Reserve 10-year Extra Sharp Cheddar is NOT halal or "permissible." We think it might be the best one they make.
#freedom #GoWokeGoBroke
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This Tillamook cheese is NOT "permissible" (halal).
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(It's arguably the best of their cheeses!)
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Wow. As a proud Cheesemaker (class of '77)
I'm floored by this
Wall Street Apes • @WallStreet... • 3h
One of America's most popular brand of
cheese is now catering to Muslims
Right on the package of Tillamook cheese is now a "Certified Halal" label...
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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