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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 11/10/2026

the manuscript for my bg3 fic is pretty much done here's the top of the final page I will not apologize for this

page number at the top of a page in a PDF document. the page number is 822. there is text below it that says "I'll never forgive the monster, but the man?"

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/10/2026

I honestly have no fucking words for how stupid and uninformed this whole thing is. How do you know he hasn't apologized to anyone? Maybe he doesn't wanna do it in public you dumb bitch! And HE HAS RAISED AWARENESS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CREATURE

Even his “apology” rings hollow. Does he admit to what he did? Sure. But we also have records from the university that he did it. There was no point in lying. Read it again. Does he apologize, publicly, to the victim who has once again had their life damaged by his actions? No. Does he apologize to the colleagues whose trust he betrayed and who image he has stained because of his association with them? No. Does he, at any point, apologize for committing sexual assault and then spending years covering it up so he could have a public-facing career that gave him fame and fortune? No. He is sorry that “this has hurt many of you.” It is the classic non-apology apology, the language of the abuser. Jacob Geller is not sorry he committed sexual assault. He is not sorry he kept it from his peers, co-workers, colleagues, or audience for a decade to further his career. He’s sorry you found out about it. He’s sorry he got caught twice.

A man who was sorry would have raised awareness. He would have set up a charity to help victims of sexual violence and donated his substantial resources to it. He would have used his wealth and success to platform women and survivors of sexual violence. He would have done the work. Instead, he chose to conceal the truth and enrich himself. You’re right; Jacob Geller is a good man, an honorable man. We should forgive him. We shouldn’t ruin the life of a promising young man.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/10/2026

"if this random social media post is true, then Geller is a rapist" "He is allegedly a rapist" "We have every reason to believe Geller is a rapist" ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???

Let’s recap: noted YouTuber Jacob Geller sexually assaulted his then-girlfriend while at UNC, something the university suspended him for a semester for (which is a matter of public record thanks to the North Carolina Supreme Court) and something he has since admitted to. If the story, first brought to everyone’s attention by a random social media post not made by the victim, is true, Geller attempted to have sex with his girlfriend while she was unconscious. By definition, that’s rape, which makes Geller a rapist (provided, again, that account is true). Given that everything else the posts said is true, I personally believe it.

Jacob Geller, then, is guilty of sexual assault and allegedly a rapist.

I want to establish something from the outset: I have no attachment to Geller and his work. I don’t tell you this to brag or seem superior, but to establish that this will not be one of those essays in which I lament his “betrayal” of my trust or say “why can’t we have nice things” or “man, this one hurts.” If you are looking for that, you’re barking up the wrong tree. If you found value in his work, more power to you. I just want to lay out where I stand.

Here’s the funny thing, though. There are a lot of talented, successful YouTubers (and journalists) who haven’t sexuallly assaulted and likely raped someone. And we have every reason to believe Geller is a rapist.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/10/2026

At the beginning of the article, the author expressed that he has no connection to Geller. How then do you know the true contour of Geller's heart and morality when you've never engaged with him or any of his work? Also, he did not disclose his past crime because he legally doesn't fucking have to!

Secondly, let’s examine Geller’s actions post-sexual assault. He’s a different person now, so goes the claim. He’s put in the work to try to redeem himself. He’s a good man, right?

Are you sure?

Here is what Geller actually did: minimize, as much as he could, his involvement with UNC on his LinkedIn page. Hid, as best he could, why he missed a semester of college.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/10/2026

Victim empowerment is a large part of restorative justice, but it is absolutely also about the perpetrator. Restorative justice is about community based healing of trauma, not just about the victim. It is based on the belief that people can and do change.

First, “restorative justice” is not about the perpetrator. It is about empowering the victim, who did not agree to have her trauma aired in public, and has had no say in any of this, and cannot be un-sexually assaulted. Perhaps we should focus on her before we rush to rehabilitate the man who assaulted her less than a week after it became public knowledge.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/10/2026

I cannot express to you how fucking wrong this is. While the vast majority of instances of rape are intentional on the part of the perpetrator, it can absolutely happen on accident. I have known a non-zero number of people who fell into this category.

I will be very clear: I despise rapists, and I view rape as one of the two things you cannot and should not ever be allowed to come back from. Rape is not an accident; it requires intent. It is forcing yourself on, and violating the body of, another person. Nobody is accidentally a rapist. That Geller did what he allegedly did, as a 20 year old college student who had no excuse not to know better, tells me everything I need to know about who and what he is.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 04/09/2026

I like giving dragons dick suckin human lips to make people uncomfortable

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16/07/2026

say what you want abuot the sims 4 btu wha't other game can you have darht vader sellign floral kombucha his boyfreind made

mysim dresssed up as darth vader selling kombuxha at a food stall

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 14/07/2026

Here's the bastard (These pics are like 3 or 4 years old I couldn't find any recent ones)

Mr Noodles, a beautiful dark chocolate covered Maine Coon sitting on a window sill lookin out the window

Mr Noodles, a beautiful dark chocolate covered Maine Coon sitting on a window sill lookin at the camera

Mr Noodles, a beautiful dark chocolate covered Maine Coon sitting on a window sill, yellin at me

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 14/07/2026

I'm taking care of the cats this week while roommates are out of town One cat, Cowboy, is sweet as honey and the most babiest baby to ever baby The other cat, Mr Noodles, craves human flesh Mr Noodles, I have loved you for many years, over a decade, why do you only know violence

Picture of my hand with a band-aid on it

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 08/07/2026

POV: your sister is pissed off you won't battle her in Pokemon so she tries to make your Christian boyfriend cry

"A'ight," he hopped to his feet, "Thanks for showin me your Pokemon, Maisey! I ain't ever played one of the games before. The church says it's evil because it talks about evolution."

"You should burn your church down," Maisey said, "Pokemon is more real than God."

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 21/06/2026

I'm obsessed with the Monster Hunter Wilds Lagiacrus Palico armor it's fucking adorable

my Palico (named Poncho) in blue leather armor that looks like a jacket and hat of a pirate. there is a tiny eyepatch over his left eye that has a pawprint on it.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17/06/2026

POV: it's 2008, you're 17, your brother maybe kinda has superpowers and can predict the future a little and the government took him away, and also you witnessed the bombing of an abortion clinic that is linked to a growing Aryan cult and there's some MIB guy watching you write in your journal

Haeley has been texting me frantically because some suits are at her house right now interrogated Al, they wanna know who all he talks to

I'm literally writing this as some fucking needle dick is lookin over my shoulder FUCK YOU BY THE WAY

YOU SMELL LIKE ASS

I BET ITS YOU DICK THAT STANK

YOUR WIFE HATES YOU SHE'S FUCKING ANOTHER MAN THE MOMENT YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE

SHE HATES YOU AND YOUR NASTY STANK ASS MICRO DICK AND SHE FANTASIZES ABOUT CHOPPING IT OFF

SHE HATES THE WAY YOU CUM BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A HORSE WITH BLACK LUNG

YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA GIVE YOU THE PILLOW TREATMENT

DIE BITCH

Oh this motherfucker think he's SO FUNNY pointing out all my spelling and grammatical errors

HOW ABOUT I TAKE THIS FUCKING PEN AND STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING NECK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THA

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My parents are very mad at me, and I gotta go to school tomorrow

I should fucking be dead

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16/06/2026

Every single time Cowboy lays down in my lap he does this and I do not understand why it's always the one foot on my boob

Crude drawing of a person's lap with a poorly drawn cat on said lap but with exactly one hind foot on the person's boob

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 05/06/2026

i really like Paralives a lot but this loading screen is giving "Get Out" and "token black guy" and it kills me every time i load into the game

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 02/06/2026

I'm sure it will later be revealed that this AI startup is actually the ghost of Hitler or whatever, but all the people handwringing about Scorsese killing pre-vis jobs clearly didn't read the article or know anything about his process.

“For 70 years, I’ve been creating my own storyboards,” Mr. Scorsese said in the statement. “There’s always been this problem of how do you communicate what you see in your head to your cast and crew. There are some things you have to see and feel.”

“Now with this tool,” he said, “I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly and efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.”

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 22/05/2026

i think i've said before how my favorite book of all time is Dogs Don't Tell Jokes by Louis Sachar. anyway i'm looking through it again and one of the best parts of the book is the "The Critics Raved" section at the end where there's testimonials from the other characters about Gary's standup.

THE CRITICS RAVED:

“Hilarious! Stupendous! Amorphous!”

—Fred Furst

“I never stopped laughing. Funny? He redefined the word. Tunny’ doesn’t mean what it meant yesterday.”

—Angeline Persopolis

“He deserved to win. He was quite funny, in an amazing sort of way.”

—Nancy Langley

“Well, sure. I could have won too if I had shaved my head.”

—Matt Hughes

“The world’s greatest sandbagger!”

—Joe Reed

“He’s going to be famous someday.”

—Abel Persopolis

“That’s my son. I used to be known as quite a wit myself. Or was that a half-wit? Ha. Ha. He even looks like me. And who knows, maybe in a few years, after I lose a little more hair, he’ll look more like me.”

—Spencer Boone

“Brilliant! Just don’t look at him.”

—Prentice Boone

“I laughed. I don’t know why I laughed. But I laughed.”

—Mrs. Walls

“Yeah, he’s hilarious. Now, are we going to play football, or are we just going to stand around talking about Goon?”

—Zack

“I’ve known Gary since he was in my fifth-grade class. I always knew he had it in him. I was glad to see him finally reach his potential. Yuck, I sound just like a teacher, don’t I?”

—Melissa Turbone

“Way to go, Buster! Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my mud bath.”

—Gladys Pigbubble Snitzberry

“I don’t get it.”

—Ira Feldman

“He’s the tops. He’s the Tower of Pisa. He’s the smile on the Mona Lisa.”

—Leslie Ann Cummings

“He’s still a you-know-what.”

—Ryan Utt

“Strange, but funny. Still, I don’t think he should have won first prize.”

—Brenda Thompson

“I didn’t think all the jokes about nudity were appropriate. This is a school, not a Las Vegas nightclub.”

—Mrs. Ward

“Like I’m really going to imagine Gary Boone naked. Gross!”

—Julie Rose

“You have to admire the Goon.”

—Paul Wattenburg

“How could flushing a toilet cause a garage door to open? That’s impossible.”

—Michael Higgins

“Don’t ask me. I don’t know who shaved his head.”

—Gus

“He’s got something inside him that I don’t think any of us realized before. There’s a spark.”

—Mrs. Carlisle

“So what? It was just a rinky-dink junior high school talent show.”

—Philip Korbin

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 21/05/2026

THIS IS COPE THIS IS PURE FUCKING COPE screenrant.com/palpatine-re...

"PALPATINE'S STAR WARS RESURRECTION WAS GEORGE LUCAS' IDEA

By Thomas Bacon | Published Nov 1, 2022, 12:50 PM EDT

"Emperor Palpatine being resurrected in Star Wars canon was actually the brainchild of George Lucas himself. The greatest goal of the Sith has always been to conquer death, and Palpatine was the one who succeeded. After the events of Return of the Jedi, his spirit leaped into a clone body, and he hid himself away on a planet strong in the dark side while he developed a fleet of superweapons with which to retake the galaxy.

"Most Star Wars fans will recognize that as a summary of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. However, fans who are familiar with Star Wars' classic Expanded Universe will likely also realize it's an effective summary of Dark Empire, a miniseries by Tom Veitch and Cam Kennedy published in the early '90s. The story was very different - it saw Luke Skywalker fall to the dark side, for example - but the basic premise was the same. This was one of the most important stories in the old Star Wars Expanded Universe, but it was branded non-canon (or "Legends") after Disney acquired Lucasfilm in 2012."

"Lucas may have been the one to come up with the idea of a resurrected Palpatine, but he clearly had no interest in using the idea himself. It never figured in any of his plans for the sequel trilogy (indeed - had it done so, he'd probably have refused to give consent). He was, however, delighted with the comic book miniseries; he famously even gave copies of the comic out as Christmas presents. It's no exaggeration to say that Dark Empire had Lucas' blessing."

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"Lucas may have approved of the idea of bringing Palpatine back, but he's stated many times that he's in favor of Star Wars always changing and evolving, suggesting that it was a story he wouldn't have been interested in telling. Nevertheless, while fans have called out the sequel trilogy for falling back on the villain when many had assumed Palpatine was gone for good, Dark Empire shows that not only did the idea already exist, but that George Lucas gave it his approval to enter Star Wars' official lore."

(again, first sentence highlighted by me for emphasis)

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