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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead patreon.com/masterblastoise masterblastoise.itch.io

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 10m
Every day I run the risk of reentering my ASOIAF era or my Halo era. These are the two wolves inside me.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 1h
there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 15m
YES, I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS, THANK YOU
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13h
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 14h
It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 3h
Hooolyyy Sam Altman's sister is suing him for CSA youtu.be/akjrfwYPvy8
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First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB
YouTube video by Annie Altman
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11h
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 9h
I’ve said this before, but it’s sort of insane that no British political party is willing to champion Games Workshop, one of the country’s most successful, British born and run companies, and would much rather simp for Palantir or OpenAI
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16h
don't send help
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16h
i'm going to pass out
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Can Halsin Remember His Iconic Lines?
YouTube video by Fall Damage
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16h
the books are a cautionary tale, the show is the "wow cool robot" meme
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16h
the show is just like "people like rape and violence right? let's make a whole tv show about it!" an absolute bastardization of the books
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 16h
a lot of people hate the books because they are incredibly violent and have a lot of sexual assault which is understandable, but it's all part of the point of "this is what happens when you play the game of thrones, people are damaged irreparably, people die, innocence is lost," etc.
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
the show sucks, started off strong, then deviated from the books and ended poorly. the books are some of my favorite pieces of fiction ever. too bad they'll never be finished.
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
it's from A Song of Ice and Fire fandom shit, before the Game of Thrones show
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
okay
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
do you know what "sweet summer child" is from?
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
do you understand how literally anything works
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
*cannot nor will not
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
i cannot nor will speak to the intentions of one Jacob Geller, but everyone making the assertion that rape is only ever 100% intentional while also saying all rapists should be [insert punishment here] without question is condemning people who could have learned and changed to a life of misery.
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
nope
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
prove it
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
sorry to piss in everyone's cheerios once again but denying the fact that sexual assault can be unintentional is rape apologia
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
nah
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
you can't even articulate what you're talking about, how sad
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
no, i wrote a thread pointing out the inconsistencies in an article that i read 3 times
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
alright well you're not gonna get that from me so stop wasting your time trying to insult me
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
what the fuck is this even supposed to mean????????????
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
well it's a good thing i'm not one
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
if you have bothered reading any of the other posts i have made on this subject you would understand how much of your ass you're showing right now
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
also it's real fucking cute that you're camping on my profile looking for things to argue with me about
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
i have been an activist for well over a decade but sure pretend like you know anything about me oh and also go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
why should i get creative when you're not going to fucking care? you can go fuck yourself too
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
also if me pointing out the fact that restorative justice is a process in which the perpetrator is also involved by way of being educated and not thrown in a woodchipper is the same thing as centering the perp then what the fuck do any of you people even believe in? certainly not restorative justice
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
these two things are not mutually exclusive, but that doesn't mean there's a 100% overlap in every single fucking situation. if the fact that Geller is white is the determining factor in this assertion of upholding whiteness, then we've fucking lost the plot.
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
calling a perceived defense of rape culture an element of whiteness and then accusing me of "not putting in the work" is so fucking laughable I could throw up
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 17h
lmao anyway, look at this
pig poop balls
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
I love being white, a thing I definitely am
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
once again, go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 18h
hey, do me a favor and go fuck yourself
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 21h
"Heart Design" by Aqueduct has lived in my head rent free for 21 years
aqueduct.bandcamp.com
Heart Design, by Aqueduct
from the album I Sold Gold
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23h
It's so fucking cool that applying to jobs has led to my email and texting app being so filled to the brim with spam that I can't discern what's real or text my mom back
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [PAY ME PLZ] @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 23h
Touch grass I guess I need a fucking job
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