Reposted by The Maskedmatician🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comShe Hulk MadisynnALT: She Hulk Madisynn 510926
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianStopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I used to kinda like Star Wars and Ghost Busters. This discourse around them both is exhausting and couldn’t care less anymore 1512713
Reposted by The Maskedmaticianvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951702075
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAsh @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2... 2227131666
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563222435
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026I'm finally watching Mystery Wrestling, and the Inflatable Tube Death Match from Mystery Wrestling 2 is easily the best wrestling match I have ever seen. Broken boogie boards, ladder spots, the second-take paddle catch, the blading with a ketchup packet-- just immaculate from start to finish 000
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23663554
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026After a work training the other day I started writing down my honest opinion on the Lying Plagiarism Engines That Hasten Climate Change, Can't Do Math, And Rob People Of Their Critical Thinking Skills this morning. So far it's over 1600 words, and I've used the word "regurgitive" five times 120
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianHANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby 981784331
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115442043
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We had a Pittsburgh radio host reporting an alien invasion from our annual tweeting of this silly movie in 2025. Just a little gimmick twitter account with 15,000 followers or whatever. 27518
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026My hotel room at this Ocean View Hotel has this view 100
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comSting's Face Paint TransformationAlt: Sting taking off a mask that looks just like his facepaint underneath 0377
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126123781
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianNot-The-Conversation-Starter @convobreaker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy Third Anniversary Void Stranger! 236770
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026Remember Jim Hawkins from Muppet Treasure Island? This is him today. Feel old yet? 000
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024454752
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMK Zero @themkzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Jim Cornette: And then they bring in this Spider yahoo, green as goat shit, who looks like he stole his gear from a Goodwill dumpster! He comes out, spends the entire match doin a bunch a flippy-dippy shit! No psychology, couldn't do a collar-and-elbow to save his fuckin life! Motherfucker! 26421
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 04/10/2025What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series? The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023) 15386109
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It continues to fuck me up that we stay thinking about 9/11 but want to memory hole Covid so bad we're destroying the entire concept of public health in the US. 251801421
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 28/07/2026My favorite bible passage, since it once helped me shut up a drunk overbearing christian girldad who was demanding to know if I believed in Jesus before I could continue hanging out with his (lesbian) daughter 000
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 22/07/2026Followed this advice and when I got home was appropriately glistening like a character from Dragonball Super bsky.app/profile/nigh...static.klipy.comKrillin Unleashes Solar FlareAlt: Krillin unleashes solar flare off his shiny bald head 020
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.” 1670781751
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMicah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026this is why keeping corruption out of government is not some sideshow, it’s fundamental to effective governance if you cannot trust the people in charge of public health because “they changed their story due to bribes” is a legitimate inference, that is a crisis all on its own 1734001205
Reposted by The Maskedmaticianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026please god let me turn off another user's stupid fucking retweets already 391289113
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianBonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 18/07/2026LET IT BURN LET IT ALL BURN 521323453
Reposted by The Maskedmaticiansamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 17/07/2026japanese government bureaucracy struggles to deal with a natural disaster, the americans want to make everything worse 4445
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845464514062
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING 274181675
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You know our government is stretched thin right now when they only have the manpower to cover up one death. 117631
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026Commander is the Texas Hold Em of MtG 000
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianStory Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I just want to ask the suits at Microsoft a few softball questions 0266
Reposted by The Maskedmaticianpunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026silver lining: I can actually buy and check out double fine games again at least 821316
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The real holiday begins now, happy #SGDQ day to everyone! 1338
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAnatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Even after all these years I still find the fact that something like *this* was on the official soundtrack of a version of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" incredibly amusing. Only in the early 90s. 🏴☠️💿🔊🎶 24592211
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianJude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Reiterating: nobody does vehicular assaults like #ddtpro. 😆 2305136
Reposted by The Maskedmatician🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 28/06/2026they're right and they should say it 2564701833
Reposted by The Maskedmaticiancathode ray tubetop @nightelectricity.com · 23/06/2026telling myself running in this heat is like goku training in 100 times gravity… gotta beat frieza 1101
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 20/06/2026It's my birthday, I can watch #SonOfTheMask if I want to (I don't, but I will anyway) 130
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome 663514482
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Demon-Haunted World reference ftw 41142322
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026Imagine my surprise when the music at the fancy restaurant switched to a song from Katamari Damacy www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDN...youtube.comCount On MeYouTube video by Jojo Effect - Topic 100
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianJingtong 景桐 @zogzhu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This Korean paper asmr artist that I’ve been following for a while made a TikTok of her healing Van Gogh 🥹 Her account name is paper pepper www.tiktok.com/@paper__pepp... 311547556
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMøtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This might be the best video ever 91112724019