Reposted by Story StunninghamCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7hThis is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot. 1332991
Reposted by Story StunninghamCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6hGoogle working as intended 216324
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 8hsince any "tech company" can just do anything unimpeded, I'm going to start one and just launch garbage at the moon to cover the lunar surface; the news will just report "company says it plans to cover moon with garbage" without comment, without trying to stop me, nothing. Eat it up, peasants. 000
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 10hI really don't think this was a mistake. I think they genuinely attempted (and continue to double-down on) making a false narrative stick, to manufacture perjury to discredit anyone who should Speak Against Our God (an elderly child rapist) and it'll probably stick, at least with their dumbfuck base 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 12hKlobuchar: “For a US senator to have false information and imply, based on a confusion about the name of a team … and imply that you were in another city, that you were somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia, and then call you a dirtbag, is something that deserves an apology.” 783497610
Reposted by Story StunninghamSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 13hA phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED 54759571343
Reposted by Story StunninghamChrysostom @chrysost.bsky.social · 12hSmith should sue him. No protection on a talk show. It’s malicious to continue the lie having been shown it’s a ludicrous SNAFU. 11065
Reposted by Story StunninghamMr. Fusion @mrfusion.bsky.social · 12hThere are hundreds of shitheads in the cult right now posting on Facebook that Jack Smith lied about going to an NBA game. This is what these grifters due, and with purpose. 31249
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 14hIf we win the war with Iran two more times we get a free pastrami on rye 001
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to once again praise @theonion.com for having the best headline etiquette in the whole journalism game, since an entire joke must be fully understood in the headline. No clickbait, no misleading wording or half-phrases, nothing to erode a reader's trust in news that all others fall prey to. 110
Reposted by Story StunninghamKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026tapping the sign 1959131347
Reposted by Story StunninghamWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A great illustration of the way social media has essentially shredded society’s informational immune system: The USSR spent a fortune trying to spread conspiracy theories, without success because they couldn’t crack newsrooms. Today, you can reach the globe with a post that costs $20 to make. 13838228
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I find myself in times of trouble Put my foot where it should be Do the Hokey Pokey Let it be 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982177514
Reposted by Story StunninghamFunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cool. I've also updated my terms so I can use photos and videos of Mark Zuckerberg in AI PSAs warning children of the dangers of using Meta products 163527
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comLuigi's Whistle and SwayALT: Luigi's Whistle and Sway 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026he is very good on many things, but this is his achilles heel and he will end up being another Obama if he doesn’t deal with it 21566
Reposted by Story StunninghamCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it really makes his whole ”we really wanted to arrest bibi but we can’t” feel like salt in the wound, when its clear there is never any question about arresting anti-genocide protesters 214810
Reposted by Story StunninghamCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don’t love the image of Mamdani planting olive trees in “protest” of bibi just hours before his police arrested peaceful protesters. something has got to give soon. he can’t keep pretending the nypd isn’t an issue. 640687
Reposted by Story StunninghamDmitri. #freeLink @momus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026and he doesn't even have any kids yet that they can threaten 0221
Reposted by Story StunninghamPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7978621387
Reposted by Story StunninghamMatt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 25/09/2026this is an embarrassing capitulation to an "industry" hellbent on the destruction of creative work 0411
Reposted by Story Stunninghamcapnshores.bsky.social @capnshores.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Also just...$20k-$50k. "Most small publishers and authors don't have the capital to make that kind of bet." First off, trying to slip the author into that is...adorable. Second, if you as a small publisher cannot afford to do a run of a book, you are not a publisher. You aren't even a business. 1592
Reposted by Story StunninghamJessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I caught the cutest thing ever on the Katmai bear cams 11864132
Reposted by Story Stunninghamda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 039680
Reposted by Story StunninghamTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lol 129116081947
Reposted by Story Stunninghammaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164841211
Reposted by Story StunninghamThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 314174733298
Reposted by Story StunninghamThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hannah Einbinder was just arrested protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's safe passage into New York and the genocide of Palestinians. Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon, and Chelsea Manning are among those currently blocking the road 72230476
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Does anyone else know his address? Asking for a friend 000
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well, I suppose all we can do is hope that he won't need so much security anymore real soon 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's so fucking bleak that there's so many more posts here about scene drama at a lesbian bar than there is the US government's border Gestapo shooting a guy in the back, kidnapping him, throwing him in a camp, denying him proper medical care, and then torturing him Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 8717193
Reposted by Story StunninghamSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 23/09/2026Every person running for president needs to have a serious and implementable plan for de-Nazifying the federal government 14788125
Reposted by Story Stunninghamlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434439783
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm building a gun that will shoot the moon. Please give me money. *sixteen months later* The gun that will shoot the moon WILL SHOOT. THE. MOON. IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MORE MONEY. PLEASE 000
Reposted by Story Stunninghamarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246781031
Reposted by Story Stunninghamdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote 81659311
Reposted by Story StunninghamSchrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Will add: there is no way - none whatsoever - that they do not know this. 171478109
Reposted by Story StunninghamSchrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty. 25768272244
Reposted by Story Stunningham☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to be an american right now is to know your government and its captured media outlets prioritize protecting the modern world’s most violent group of rapists and pedophiles. this is plain fact 117734
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The developers of fentanyl should just be thrown in jail. I've never ever heard of it NOT killing someone. 000
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026YouTube recommendations need to take a hint: just because I watch people I like playing video games, does not mean I want to watch A N Y B O D Y E L S E doing it, thanks :) 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s crazy to me that Hollywood is a nearly completely organic machine for American propaganda and it’s currently being destroyed by the dumbest people alive who think they need it so they can REALLY do propaganda. A crown jewel of American global cultural dominance discarded with barely a whimper 14808166
Reposted by Story StunninghamBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866841027