Reposted by The Maskedmaticianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026I will simply never respect a libertarian 972233158 2.2K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026Out of curiosity, did you end up finishing it? 100 1
Reposted by The Maskedmatician🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comShe Hulk MadisynnALT: She Hulk Madisynn 510926 109
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianKeepSkeletonsFighting (hehehe) @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I used to kinda like Star Wars and Ghost Busters. This discourse around them both is exhausting and couldn’t care less anymore 1512612 126
Reposted by The Maskedmaticianvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951732074 5.2K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026Replaying Mass Effect 3 for the first time since launch. Gonna be a while before I get to the bad part that may or may not have been fixed since then 010 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026I miss early AEW when the only attempt at a what chant got immediately shut down by Eddie Kingston 020 2
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026Be careful. I went through the same transformation at the same ages 10 years ago, and now I wear a lucha mask at my real world non-wrestling job 011 1
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAsh @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2... 2227141668 2.7K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563382439 6.3K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026I'm finally watching Mystery Wrestling, and the Inflatable Tube Death Match from Mystery Wrestling 2 is easily the best wrestling match I have ever seen. Broken boogie boards, ladder spots, the second-take paddle catch, the blading with a ketchup packet-- just immaculate from start to finish 010 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026Adrenaline Dream's my dad Nine out of ten Of my ideas are bad 000 0
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026No I'm focusing on them as a tool for learning math, so in that case being a mechanical turk would actually be a positive. I do have a bit about how if you ask a question you could get a word-for-word quote stolen from a text book, or you could get a flat earther's attempt to not prove himself wrong 110 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026After three days of being bedridden, I'm at 2000 words and I've slightly changed my terminology to "Lying Plagiarism Computers That Can't Do Math, Hasten Climate Change, And Rob People Of Their Critical Thinking Skills" in order to emphasize that these are difference engines that can't count to 100 120 2
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 13668103 668
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23659554 3.7K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026After a work training the other day I started writing down my honest opinion on the Lying Plagiarism Engines That Hasten Climate Change, Can't Do Math, And Rob People Of Their Critical Thinking Skills this morning. So far it's over 1600 words, and I've used the word "regurgitive" five times 120 2
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianHANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby 991799334 1.8K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115372039 11.5K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We had a Pittsburgh radio host reporting an alien invasion from our annual tweeting of this silly movie in 2025. Just a little gimmick twitter account with 15,000 followers or whatever. 27518 75
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026Having known a few Brians, they do require extra training 010 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026The path leading through the first patch of trees ended in a fox burrow, and since foxes aren't native to this area, we decided not to pass through the obvious portal to the fae realm 000 0
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026My hotel room at this Ocean View Hotel has this view 100 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comSting's Face Paint TransformationAlt: Sting taking off a mask that looks just like his facepaint underneath 0377 37
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126083780 12.6K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianNot-The-Conversation-Starter @convobreaker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy Third Anniversary Void Stranger! 236670 366
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026Remember Jim Hawkins from Muppet Treasure Island? This is him today. Feel old yet? 000 0
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024457751 4.5K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMK Zero @themkzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Jim Cornette: And then they bring in this Spider yahoo, green as goat shit, who looks like he stole his gear from a Goodwill dumpster! He comes out, spends the entire match doin a bunch a flippy-dippy shit! No psychology, couldn't do a collar-and-elbow to save his fuckin life! Motherfucker! 26421 64
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 04/10/2025What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series? The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023) 15386109 386
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It continues to fuck me up that we stay thinking about 9/11 but want to memory hole Covid so bad we're destroying the entire concept of public health in the US. 251801421 1.8K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026I can't say there wasn't a certain satisfaction in beating Marluxia with the equivalent of a rolled up newspaper 011 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. About 80% of the way through the game I got beyond tired of the top-trumps card battling system, so I made a deck that was nothing but 0 cards. I couldn't string two hits together into a combo, but I could interrupt any attack for which I saw the animation start 120 2
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 28/07/2026My favorite bible passage, since it once helped me shut up a drunk overbearing christian girldad who was demanding to know if I believed in Jesus before I could continue hanging out with his (lesbian) daughter 000 0
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026Apologies, it's been almost 20 years so I only remember the vibes, not the specifics. It's entirely possible I'm misremembering which event it was, so there's no chance I can recall the issue number 010 1
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026I was just telling my partner last night that the She Hulk tie in for WWH was the best single issue event tie in ever (She Hulk gives the stars of 20 C list comics a page each to explain how their ongoing plot WOULD have gone had it not been hijacked for Civil War or WWH) 281 8
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 22/07/2026Followed this advice and when I got home was appropriately glistening like a character from Dragonball Super bsky.app/profile/nigh...static.klipy.comKrillin Unleashes Solar FlareAlt: Krillin unleashes solar flare off his shiny bald head 020 2
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.” 1670781751 7.1K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianMicah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026this is why keeping corruption out of government is not some sideshow, it’s fundamental to effective governance if you cannot trust the people in charge of public health because “they changed their story due to bribes” is a legitimate inference, that is a crisis all on its own 1733991205 3.4K
Reposted by The Maskedmaticianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026please god let me turn off another user's stupid fucking retweets already 391288113 1.3K
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianBonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 18/07/2026LET IT BURN LET IT ALL BURN 521321453 1.3K
Reposted by The Maskedmaticiansamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 17/07/2026japanese government bureaucracy struggles to deal with a natural disaster, the americans want to make everything worse 4445 44
Reposted by The MaskedmaticianByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845462014057 54.6K
The Maskedmatician @maskedmatician.myatproto.social · 15/07/2026Do you want "Next time on Dragon Ball" "Next time on Dragon Ball Z" or "Next time on Dragon Ball GT"? (Not a voice actor, just curious) 000 0