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@marzhall.bsky.social
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I don't know much about computers other than the one we got in my house my Mom put a couple games on there and I play them

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We're laughing at this guy for saying something dumb while in the throes of AI addiction, but now I'm wondering if we shouldn't treat it like a drug or alcohol problem. These people need help.
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Rep. Summer Lee @repsummerlee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Asking the chairman a legitimate question about whether he’ll hold Bondi accountable if she refuses to comply with a legal subpoena isn’t complaining, it’s doing my job. But if that’s his standard it’s no wonder there hasn’t been any real accountability.
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Help computer @marzhall.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Dragon Ball Evolution is a good movie @TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans #TheTrolleySolution
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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Meredith Gran @meredithgran.com · 09/01/2026
(looking around MAGFest) I don't think this Clair is obscure at all
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL

DESSICANT

たべられません。脱酸素剤。電子レンジにかけないでください。
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DIESELSAURUS 💿 Stream ‘Glow’ OUT NOW @dieselsaurus.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
heyyy, sorry to bother you! your operating system just got in touch with me and said it was having trouble getting hold of you. it said it has an important system update it needs to install, but you aren't responding to its notifications. it sounded pretty worried honestly
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The importance of ther tear gas defuser
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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クリス 🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @nerdvolutionkurisu.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
As foretold in the prophecy
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this (me) but you were made for these times and keep the fuck going.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
a quick comic about decision-making
Emma looks at a game case (when this was made, video games were physical objects you could purchase) and says, “hmm… should I buy this game? I should really be more responsible with my money…” A devil and an angel appear on her shoulders, the devil says SPEND!!! and the angel says SAVE!!!A close-up of the devil and angel, who both look like Emma in costume. The devil has costume horns, a collar, straps over her chest in the shape of a pentagram, fishnets and boots. The angel has a costume halo, a frilly white dress, a garter on her thigh, and strapped sandals. The devil says, “why’d you work for that money if you weren’t gonna spend it? Let’s have fun!” The angel says, “be responsible! There are more important things that money could go toward…”Devil-Emma grins at Angel-Emma, “damn that angel getup is sexy as hell.” Angel-Emma appears flustered and moving closer. “And your bondage-devil outfit is an intriguing interpretation…” she says. Emma, still in the store, appears embarrassed as the angel and devil start making out on her shoulder
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 29/05/2025
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Help computer @marzhall.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I think a lot has been lost with the death of dedicated servers. Having a group of weirdos you met online and play this game with or jumping into a new server that has crazy mods and settings you've never experienced are special and lost
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Mike Loves Rabbit @mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
the consistent fatal flaw of all hero shooters is that none of them are team fortress 2, with the sole exception of team fortress 2, which instead suffers from being team fortress 2
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
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Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
LIBERTY, MO—After reading aloud a picture book about a puppy that works in a coal mine, local first grade teacher Brianna Montgomery asked her students Thursday what they want to be once child labor l...
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/05/2025
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 07/05/2025
Downtown. First Ave - T Station. Caller is suggesting that two individuals have turned the T station into the D station by the acts that they are performing in public.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Clean electricity sources generated more than half of all US utility-scale power in March, reaching 51% of total output. Solar farms across Texas, California, Arizona, and Nevada are achieving new production highs, maintaining energy transition momentum through 2025 buff.ly/v5BRYRN #ShareGoodNewsToo
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
yes, sweetie, abolishing the monarchy includes disney princesses. stop crying. you’re 5, too old to be a royalist simp
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 30/04/2025
Good Night World
Un immense livre en train d’être brûlé par des petits personnages avec marqué « I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books »
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2025
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/04/2025
“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up the weapon with a rubber glove theonion.com/doj-pla...
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grisly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly planted a gun on the state. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up […]
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"
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shadecho @shadecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Neil banging out the tunes #art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 14/04/2025
Lots of folks jumping at the chance to turn themselves into a toy without first reading up on toy safety standards. www.cpsc.gov/Business--Ma...
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Business Guidance FAQ
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/04/2025
People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2025
Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can’t Be Good theonion.com/never-b...
Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can’t Be Good
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Absolutely incredible: the Feds totally folded on Congestion Pricing, thanks to the MTA just...refusing to abide by their demands www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
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MTA, feds agree to keep NYC congestion pricing tolls through October
The MTA and the Trump administration have reached an agreement to keep New York City congestion pricing through October.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/04/2025
alternatives to the word "metroidvania"
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dawnfire🎃 🔜 PVCF @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
you are doing great 🌷
A drawing of sprigatito, illustrated using water-color-like textures, smiling at you. They are surrounded by a few colorful blooms.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 02/04/2025
You! Yes, you! Should make comics. It’s fun :)
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Della @dellarool.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
finally
firm bizkit
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Anaugi [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @anaugi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Incredible new bug just dropped on #neopets. Apparently a ton of users are getting a message that they're missing their gender and it's preventing them from using the website. r/neopets discord is currently up in arms about "The Neopets Team stole my gender and now I can't play"
"We are missing one or more of the following: gender
Please go here to update it and get rid of this message. Thanks and sorry for the inconvenience!
You have to update your information before you can continue to play on the site!"
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Help computer @marzhall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A man wearing a hard hat gives a sad thumbs-up under the text "YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO" in a workplace faux-motivational poster from Futurama. In an odd inconsistency with the art style of the show and most cartoons, the man's hand has all five fingers, unlike the normal four fingers most cartoonists draw. Perhaps this is because his gesture is the focus of the image, or perhaps the artist who drew it felt somewhat cheated of a more realistic style in their profession and found a chance to take it out in this small break from the norm, much like daily yearning kubernetes users experience to break free from its hold while being forced into its use at work due to its sheer market dominance. Perhaps not. Boy, they really give you a lot of text in these, don't they
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
NEW: Erdogan has banned protests in Turkey. He has threatened to arrest anyone attending one. This is the people’s response. Fighting for their democracy with another vast gathering in Istanbul tonight. #Turkey 🇹🇷 (🎥 Credit: Özgür Özel - Chairman, Republican People’s Party)
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dawnfire🎃 🔜 PVCF @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
album art for Turquoise Splash's "A Splash of Color" 🎨 album is out today ^_^
an illustration of a pegasus pony diving down through a canvas divided in two halves: from a dark void, into a bright textured colorful zone.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 18/03/2025
INCREDIBLE Ruling! Judge Reyes just ruled that transgender people have served honorably in the military, judges Trumps trans military ban - which states trans people are inherently dishonorable - as unconstitutional and motivated by animus. Trans military members may continue to serve.
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Lizzi Rust @lizzirust.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
More Beavis and Butt-Head in Silent Hill
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
chiptune resurgence is a recession indicator
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
impressive for elon musk to make ketamine desperately uncool in the era of horsegirl
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